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Re: PAGE TWO.

Post by Ugly Dougly » Fri Apr 04, 2014 10:47 am

Think for yourself.
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Post by GreyCoyote » Mon Apr 07, 2014 6:49 pm

So a couple of Libyans asked me to help with this W80 nuclear warhead they found. Said they found it in the desert attached to a Tomahawk missile and thought it would make a bitchin-cool pyro effect at TTITD 2014. I REALLY want to help them, but since I'm tapped-out and can't help with their KickStarter campaign, I volunteered to help with transportation. But I'm sort of afraid Gate will open it up and go through it and get the wrong idea. I mean, they looked like legit peeps and all, but I'm concerned that Gate will want to see whats inside.

Just because I'm wearing a keffiyah, that would be illegal profiling, wouldn't it? :mrgreen:
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Post by lucky420 » Mon Apr 07, 2014 7:33 pm

That's where I keep the extra super sexy drugs
Oh my god, it's HUGE!

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Mon Apr 07, 2014 10:46 pm

Sorry, if it wasn't written by Homer, it isn't EPIC.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Apr 07, 2014 11:38 pm

Cause why leave it behind, you can lock it up...
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Post by Ugly Dougly » Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:02 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Cause why leave it behind, you can lock it up...
Hey I know! Let's smuggle some dope into Burning Man!

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Post by tatonka » Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:07 am

been there , done that
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:27 am

Breatharianism is the old/new age idea that one can live without food and drink, and subsist only off of "pranic light." According to practitioners, pranic light is accurate, channelled information from a huge invisible spaceship hovering over Nevada's Black Rock Dessert.

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Post by Elliot » Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:55 am

"...Dessert." :lol:

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Post by FIGJAM » Tue Apr 08, 2014 12:08 pm

Don't hover over my dessert!!!

I'll stab you with my fork! 8)
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Post by ygmir » Tue Apr 08, 2014 12:32 pm

FIGJAM wrote:Don't hover over my dessert!!!

I'll stab you with my fork! 8)
there's gotta be a Robbidobbs joke in here somewhere..............
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Post by Elorrum » Tue Apr 08, 2014 4:56 pm

A feathered head dress? for your eplaya screen i.d.? Maybe re-think that for a ticket beg. just a thought. Though to me it absolutely screams "page 2!"
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Post by FossaFerox » Tue Apr 08, 2014 5:25 pm

Feathers aren't explicitly banned anymore, though I suppose it's still a bit insensitive.
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Post by ^Rhino! » Wed Apr 09, 2014 8:57 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Cause why leave it behind, you can lock it up...
Hey I know! Let's smuggle some dope into Burning Man!

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Post by Joeln » Mon Apr 14, 2014 7:10 am

!#?$!
You got the wrong damn website, this is not http://www.free_handholding_for_internet_noobs
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Post by TT120 » Mon Apr 14, 2014 4:20 pm

Joeln wrote:!#?$!
You got the wrong damn website, this is not http://www.free_handholding_for_internet_noobs
I was hoping that was a real web site.....
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Post by AntiM » Tue Apr 15, 2014 6:44 am

Seriously? Regifted by now.

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Post by Bin Noddin » Tue Apr 15, 2014 10:34 am

I weep for your lost nalgene bottles.
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Tue Apr 15, 2014 4:26 pm

Poor thing. You made her cry.

I thought hippies were supposed to be full of love and light and shit.

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Post by GreyCoyote » Tue Apr 15, 2014 4:31 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Poor thing. You made her cry.

I thought hippies were supposed to be full of love and light and shit.

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Well, one out of three aint bad. :mrgreen:
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Apr 15, 2014 4:38 pm

First universe post of the year. Don't forget to mark that off on your eplaya bingo card...
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Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Apr 15, 2014 4:45 pm

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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by tatonka » Tue Apr 15, 2014 8:58 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Poor thing. You made her cry.

I thought hippies were supposed to be full of love and light and shit.

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Wed Apr 16, 2014 9:47 am

Hovercraft: Full of eels.

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Post by Elorrum » Wed Apr 16, 2014 4:44 pm

oooooh good one, Dougly!

also, check "namaste" off your bingo card as well.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Apr 18, 2014 9:55 pm

I always thought pop music was so successful because its practitioners had sold their souls to the devil.
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Post by AntiM » Sat Apr 19, 2014 9:56 am

Seeing a lot of fucko replies in working threads... what do you think Page Two is for? Fucksos. Does this circus need training every damn year?

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Post by Joeln » Sat Apr 19, 2014 10:28 am

AntiM wrote:Seeing a lot of fucko replies in working threads... what do you think Page Two is for? Fucksos. Does this circus need training every damn year?
Yes. :twisted:
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