The Bar

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 12:03 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:... With the right Delivery "Man" that'll put the fun in it.

Fishist! Put the toilet plunger down and back away slowly...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 12:15 pm

Plunger! Plunger! I'll have you know that I only use good toys, well designed, cleaned between partners and properly made safe.

I'd post an url, but my toystore is forbidden at my work.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 12:17 pm

[indignant aside]plunger, damn goat eating idiots, I have standards. . .[/indignant aside]

wovenone · Post by **wovenone** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 12:29 pm

it was strange about the strawberries. i posted without reading the last few posts - not sure why i did this b/c it's not my usual modus - putting the bucket of berries on the bar. then i read up the thread and realized that strawberries had been requested two posts previously. wow. strawberry synchronicity.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 12:44 pm

another scotch please... just bring the bottle to save you the walk.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 12:47 pm

don't mind the walk, but there's the bottle anyway, babe.

how's the weather out there today?

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 12:50 pm

tisha2 wrote:don't mind the walk, but there's the bottle anyway, babe.

how's the weather out there today?

a very typical brisk midwestern day with bright blue skies, a light breeze which requires a light jacket.

of course, if you were DVD, you might use the word "whether" 'cause he seems to think they are interchangeable.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 12:53 pm

with a name like DVD you'd have to imagine he's spun.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 12:56 pm

A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. When he looked inside the car, he saw the man's friend, Dave, and his girlfriend kissing one another. The bartender shook his head and walked back inside.

He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend. The fellow staggered outside to the car, saw his buddy and his girlfriend kissing, then walked back into the bar laughing.

"What's so funny?" the bartender asked.

"That stupid Dave!" the fellow chortled, "He's so drunk, he thinks he's me!"

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 12:56 pm

Simply Joel wrote:
tisha2 wrote:don't mind the walk, but there's the bottle anyway, babe.

how's the weather out there today?
a very typical brisk midwestern day with bright blue skies, a light breeze which requires a light jacket.

of course, if you were DVD, you might use the word "whether" 'cause he seems to think they are interchangeable.

hmmm...Sounds lovely! i was trying to refer to the political climate on the boards today, though, but you're addendum pretty much answers that question.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 1:16 pm

Hey I heard that.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 1:17 pm

Or is it herd.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 1:24 pm

presale ended on Saturday! Never fear, come to the door of the Segway and wait in the not-as-cool- people's line and buy them there.

cheaper in playa wear, and oh-so-much-more fun!

i'm getting excited.

so the other weekend ew shopped for playa wear for my mum. purple and gold shiny pants. she just finished up this awesome gold shirt while we were being domestic. this is my mom that, a year and change ago, was afraid for my soul because i was going to burningman. and now she's coming to SeaComp!! It's a pretty big deal. i will have to be on my *best* behaviour until after she takes off. then i'll whip out the goodies.

sensei is dancing with my mom. or so he says. samtzu, i'll have to introduce you two, also....

jeebus, why are my friends the same age as my parents?
never did get on that well with my peer group.

hey! a toast to my mammy coming to her first burner event! cherry blossoms all around, because i like getting sensei drunk!!

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 1:52 pm

more scotch please... keep them coming until i say "DVD is making sense to me, now" then cut me off and throw me to the curb.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 1:57 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:... i will have to be on my *best* behaviour until after she takes off. then i'll whip out the goodies.

NOTE: The preceeding said nothing of Sensei's behavior.

Rian Jackson wrote:sensei is dancing with my mom. or so he says.

With both hand where? (See note above)

Rian must have been high when she wrote:jeebus, why are my friends the same age as my parents?

We are NOT the same age. We are CLOSER in age, but NOT the SAME age. Not that there's anything wrong with that. And if you want to bring your li'l friends Scooter and Skippy, that's fine... It's all ages til 9.

Regaining her composure, Rian wrote:hey! a toast to my mammy coming to her first burner event! cherry blossoms all around, because i like getting sensei drunk!!

Here, here. {hiccup}

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 2:13 pm

Rian...

what are the chances of getting mom in here? we would love to talk to her too. =)

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 2:14 pm

Rian wrote:

jeebus, why are my friends the same age as my parents?

Hell, your parents are much younger than me... what's the problem?

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 2:15 pm

DVD, you are in SF right?

Do you know where the Hemlock Tavern is?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 2:24 pm

i'm sorry. yes Sensei, there are those years in between. and for now, because i'm so sweet, i won't give the number (its a single digit though) and yes, Samtzu, lawdy, you must have almost half a decade on them!

ya'll are being anal.
see fishy for that, though.... i think she's studied that, um, in depth.

my mother, insha'allah, is coming nowhere near these boards. unless you want me to drop out of here completely. i love my mom, but ya can't share everything with them!

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 3:24 pm

lol.

I gotcha.

Signed Anthony

aka "not DVD"

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 3:29 pm

I need a 'going home' drink... how about a shot of club soda... better make it a double...

Why don't we have a 'sock hop' in here some time?

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 3:30 pm

Funzies.

I will be bring the precious. Four shots of the green precious.
Its allsies I have left. For the eplayan precious.

Also got something for surlytart (yah, you cutie) a couple months back based on her avatar, I'll bring that too.

As to whatever 'surprises' you have- just wanted to say 'nothing in the butt'. Otherwise its all good.

Also- Disgruntled Postal Worker, Santa, or cupid with 6ft fluffy wings and a plastic 'Danger' boa? Also PVC dark fetish with poet shirt or ultra cheesy 70s disco polyester outfit. I have no idea what to wear.

Where do I get tickets?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 3:32 pm

Ditto... where do we get tickets... and a map...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 3:47 pm

liquor?!

You brought her!

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 4:18 pm

stuart wrote:liquor?!

You brought her!

Liquor?
In front?
Poker in the rear?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 4:33 pm

Hey Cowboy, what sort of capital" C " stuff are you thinking about?

Oh and I'll have an Irish coffee,.. please.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 4:45 pm

Zup, Zuggie! Looks like you have a caffeine habit to rival my own. Seen any good fights lately?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 4:49 pm

Zule! Let's have some mushroom wine shall we? I wanna see you transmorgraphy again! "C"= use of live video chat, stoner connected conversations, taking up collections and making awards to ? Live Streaming and Burning stuff. Live fashion modeling. Real Confessional...I don't know...but I'm sure if we all brainstormed we could produce it.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 4:50 pm

oh yah and short streaming videos like a day in the life of Badger, or or or like Kristy too!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 5:08 pm

Good fights? well just the same old shit going down here.

I've been hobbling along with all of the media players, and sound disabled on my computer for months because of some fragment of a bad CDV editing program messed up the driver selection part of windows. I need to get around to downloading to disk around 4,000 photos and 1,000 other documents before I can take it in someplace and see if some pro-geek can figure out how to fix the thing...... then I would be up for the streaming interconnected projects.

In the mean time,... lets see some kind of collaborative on line project,... It would have to have a built in sense of humor or all of the comments or thread drift would cause it to crumble.