What Will Piss You Off?

The Rod · Post by **The Rod** » Wed Mar 26, 2014 6:03 pm

moonrise wrote:Unjon, You could wear a REAL leopard skin (or some other endangered species skin) leotard and chug Krudge from a bottle with a baby bottle nipple. That might piss off a few people.

Or heck, make it a wife-beater made from endangered species hide. Creepy enough for ya? Oh and don't forget the Krudge Champagne or Sparkling wino (piss) or whatever that crap is inside...lol!
Forgive but Never forget!

I met a girl wearing a real, bonafide polar bear coat aboard The Lady Sassafras one evening. She said it came from an estate, some rich old lady died and left a closet full of endangered animals and that she couldn't bear not bringing it out for special occasions. I thought it was totally rad, but then again I'm a huge fan of wearing dead animals.

Zhust · Post by **Zhust** » Thu Mar 27, 2014 9:17 am

Put this on a shirt:

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and wear it with no pants.

I tried this a few years back and it drew a LOT of animosity.

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Mon May 05, 2014 9:51 am

Hahahahahaha, Zhust that's great! Sorry that so few people got the joke. I will confess right here that I find shirt-cockers quite endearing

and, am much less bothered by darkwads than I am by the people who shout at them.

MOOPish clothing of any description will piss me off. Someone brought a cheap sequinned jacket to Barbie Death Camp in 2012, and I am still fucking pissed at that person.

My daily daybreak MOOP-scour among the sofas was a PITFA for the rest of that week.

VultureChow · Post by **VultureChow** » Mon May 05, 2014 11:24 am

You ever see those novelty beach coverups with a bikini printed on them? It occurs to me that you could reverse that and wear something like this:

Sorry for my horrible rendition of cartoon genitalia and chest hair.

/Do NOT GIS cartoon naked guy without safe search on

Drawingablank · Post by **Drawingablank** » Mon May 05, 2014 8:26 pm

Great idea VC

sadie · Post by **sadie** » Mon May 05, 2014 9:47 pm

Haha! Good one VC..!

What will piss me off?? If I don't get to meet and hang out with you fuckos.

have I been around long enough to call you fuckos?

if not, substitute "fine individuals" for "fuckos"

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon May 05, 2014 11:27 pm

Actually, the cartoon quality... works.

shroom · Post by **shroom** » Tue May 06, 2014 5:46 am

VultureChow wrote:You ever see those novelty beach coverups with a bikini printed on them? It occurs to me that you could reverse that and wear something like this:

Sorry for my horrible rendition of cartoon genitalia and chest hair.

/Do NOT GIS cartoon naked guy without safe search on

lol, I would give that a giggle if i saw it

^Rhino! · Post by **^Rhino!** » Tue May 06, 2014 7:57 pm

shroom wrote:
VultureChow wrote:You ever see those novelty beach coverups with a bikini printed on them? It occurs to me that you could reverse that and wear something like this:

Sorry for my horrible rendition of cartoon genitalia and chest hair.

/Do NOT GIS cartoon naked guy without safe search on

lol, I would give that a giggle if i saw it

I would too, It's shirtcocking gone commercial.

fernley1 · Post by **fernley1** » Tue May 06, 2014 8:00 pm

VC, great design just the way it is, LOL.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Wed May 07, 2014 2:38 pm

Sunbeam56 wrote:Behavior is more likely to piss me off than clothes.

Well that's pretty much a given... we are talking about that crotchety piss-poor attitude ol' Unjonharley! I think the Pope flipped him off once back in 1932.

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Wed May 07, 2014 6:53 pm

Went for a blessing and got a curse instead.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed May 07, 2014 7:00 pm

Now, it would have been an honor to be flipped off by Pius XII; Pius XI, not so much.

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Wed May 07, 2014 7:24 pm

I wore flesh colored tights and a tshirt last year. Got some double takes and a few laughs. I keep meaning to sew some junk onto the tights, but get distracted.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed May 07, 2014 7:39 pm

tamarakay wrote:I wore flesh colored tights and a tshirt last year. Got some double takes and a few laughs. I keep meaning to sew some junk onto the tights, but get distracted.

Make an extra set for Vulture Chow, please.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Thu May 08, 2014 5:02 pm

What is the consensus on females "shirt cunting"? I mean, it's pretty difficult for any form of female nudity to be offensive at all (unless Unjonharley got a sex change) but somehow shirt cunting might manage to do it. Maybe. Well… I dunno. Maybe not…

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Thu May 08, 2014 6:52 pm

It will piss me off.. If the Captain changes his mind and shows up at BM this year with that goddamn hat he stole off a drunk sailor.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Fri May 09, 2014 10:40 am

I'll be there next year, just to piss you off!
And I didn't steal that hat I "borrowed" it.

Token · Post by **Token** » Fri May 09, 2014 10:53 am

Captain Goddammit wrote:What is the consensus on females "shirt cunting"? I mean, it's pretty difficult for any form of female nudity to be offensive at all (unless Unjonharley got a sex change) but somehow shirt cunting might manage to do it. Maybe. Well… I dunno. Maybe not…

That entirely depends on how much bacon hangs beyond the majora.

TT120 · Post by **TT120** » Fri May 09, 2014 11:00 am

I think they call it "Daisy Ducking" and it is perfectly acceptable. Encouraged even.....

VultureChow · Post by **VultureChow** » Fri May 09, 2014 11:03 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
tamarakay wrote:I wore flesh colored tights and a tshirt last year. Got some double takes and a few laughs. I keep meaning to sew some junk onto the tights, but get distracted.
Make an extra set for Vulture Chow, please.

I just need the tights.

One of my more... disturbing crochet projects was this lovely pecker pouch. The sack holds jellybeans and it is worn around the waist.

Of course, I could go whole hog.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Fri May 09, 2014 2:09 pm

Holy fuck. That is messed up.
The little girl is... that is just messed up...
Jelly bean dispenser or not. That's just messed up.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Fri May 09, 2014 6:06 pm

That is just wrong.

Still not as bad as meeting you in person

fernley1 · Post by **fernley1** » Fri May 09, 2014 7:23 pm

LOL,Wow, WTF. That picture is just wrong.

I going out at night shirt-cocking. A little el-wire and ill be glow cocking.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri May 09, 2014 9:53 pm

Better or worse that than angelic-sounding girl soprano singing, Let the heathen spill them on the dusty ground?

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Sat May 10, 2014 6:32 am

fernley1 wrote:I going out at night shirt-cocking. A little el-wire and ill be glow cocking.

One night at Bianca's Smut Shack (a legendary old bar and dance camp from around the turn of the century) there was a shirtcock guy passed out on a chair with a glow stick on his cock. It was pretty funny, just glowing away while he was dead to the world

*Kat* · Post by ***Kat*** » Sat May 10, 2014 10:05 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Better or worse that than angelic-sounding girl soprano singing, Let the heathen spill them on the dusty ground?

Worse... much worse...

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