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Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:48 am

from Uganda.

today.

i am not shitting you.

Obongi County MP, Fungaroo Caps, while addressing press at Parliament today, said the disease has symptoms of Ebola and Cholera though not yet confirmed. "It is a contagious disease which kills very fast. Moyo district is the most affected and particularly Obongi county," Fungaroo added. The health centre 4 of Obongi is already congested as more patients continue to flock in. "Tents are immediately required since patients are on the open veranda." The disease reportedly broke out on Saturday and the ministry of Health was alerted but nothing has been done so far. "We call upon all charity organization and other NGOs to quickly help us," Fungaroo appealed. He further observed that there is no proper treatment being given to the soaring numbers of patients apart from simple dehydration interventions. "Women are the most affected, especially in Aliba, Imara sub counties. Worse still, there is no Ambulance on the ground." People being transported on boda bodas which has caused more infections instead.

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Tue Apr 29, 2014 12:51 pm

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FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Sun May 04, 2014 5:57 am

27.5 trillion dollar Santa?

http://www.rense.com/general70/leo.htm

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu May 08, 2014 11:24 am

http://www.wwmt.com/shared/news/feature ... 2vHvCiPPKc
With the help of professionals, he began to realize that he wasn't going crazy, but that his brain injury had given him the ability to understand mathematics, even the most complex concepts, and even though he's had no high level math training.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue May 13, 2014 12:00 pm

Safety Third

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed May 14, 2014 11:52 am

Bug tattoo

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Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Wed May 14, 2014 6:14 pm

doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomed.

Jackass · Post by **Jackass** » Wed May 14, 2014 6:35 pm

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Final Score:

Cats 1
Dogs 0

http://www.kcra.com/entertainment/famil ... k/25977766

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed May 14, 2014 7:46 pm

Wow, they have camera on all the perimeter...

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Fri May 16, 2014 9:07 am

Massive swarms of locusts invaded the Saudi capital Riyadh, prompting houses and companies to shut their doors and windows and halting traffic in many parts. Authorities said they were mobilizing their resources to combat the invasion which started on Thursday. The Arabic language daily Sabq, which carried a brief U-Tube film of the insects, said the locusts flew into the capital from the western part of the Gulf Kingdom, which has been a scene of locust attack over the past months. Locusts are a popular dish in Saudi Arabia, where a 10-kg bag of live locusts could be sold for Dh100.

Jackass · Post by **Jackass** » Fri May 16, 2014 9:42 am

Roberto Dobbisano wrote:Massive swarms of locusts invaded, prompting houses and companies to shut their doors and windows and halting traffic in many parts.

Hey, wait a minute... We have those at BM too

hippie invasion.jpg

hippie dance.jpg

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri May 16, 2014 10:24 am

Roberto Dobbisano wrote:...where a 10-kg bag of live locusts could be sold for Dh100.

I tell you habibi, it is, how you say, the ripoff. Effendi, I can get good quality locust for you for half this price!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri May 16, 2014 11:06 am

Russian space rocket breaks apart after launch
Khorosho, simply khorosho.
http://www.cnn.com/2014/05/16/world/eur ... -accident/

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri May 16, 2014 11:08 am

And that would be just great.
http://www.csmonitor.com/Environment/20 ... reas-video

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue May 20, 2014 2:38 pm

Russia hopes China will sanction-proof its gas
http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/mar ... l/9340467/
Two asshole countries making deals, what could go wrong?

FlyingMonkey · Post by **FlyingMonkey** » Wed May 21, 2014 7:54 pm

Once again it's the High Elves that are the reason we can't have nice things.

http://gawker.com/high-elf-high-on-acid ... 1579493237

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Fri May 23, 2014 4:23 pm

free willy!

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Thu May 29, 2014 12:18 pm

What color is YOUR honey?

Blue or green?

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news ... s-science/

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Thu May 29, 2014 12:21 pm

Is your pet left or right paweded?

http://mentalfloss.com/article/52812/ar ... handed-too

tatonka · Post by **tatonka** » Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:58 pm

http://themindunleashed.org/2014/05/sci ... -told.html

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Jun 05, 2014 6:45 am

Liar Liar Pants On FIRE!!!

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Thu Jun 05, 2014 6:53 pm

His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog.

There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death.

The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse surroundings. An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved.

'I want to repay you,' said the nobleman. 'You saved my son's life.'

'No, I can't accept payment for what I did,' the Scottish farmer replied waving off the offer. At that moment, the farmer's own son came to the door of the family hovel.

'Is that your son?' the nobleman asked.

'Yes,' the farmer replied proudly.

'I'll make you a deal. Let me provide him with the level of education my own son will enjoy. If the lad is anything like his father, he'll no doubt grow to be a man we both will be proud of.' And that he did.

Farmer Fleming's son attended the very best schools and in time, graduated from St. Mary's Hospital Medical School inLondon, and went on to become known throughout the world as the noted

Sir Alexander Fleming, the discoverer of Penicillin.

Years afterward, the same nobleman's son who was saved from the bog was stricken with pneumonia. What saved his life this time? Penicillin.

The name of the nobleman? Lord Randolph Churchill ... His son's name?

Sir Winston Churchill.

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Thu Jun 05, 2014 7:31 pm

FIGJAM wrote:His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog.

There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death.

The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse surroundings. An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved.

'I want to repay you,' said the nobleman. 'You saved my son's life.'

'No, I can't accept payment for what I did,' the Scottish farmer replied waving off the offer. At that moment, the farmer's own son came to the door of the family hovel.

'Is that your son?' the nobleman asked.

'Yes,' the farmer replied proudly.

'I'll make you a deal. Let me provide him with the level of education my own son will enjoy. If the lad is anything like his father, he'll no doubt grow to be a man we both will be proud of.' And that he did.

Farmer Fleming's son attended the very best schools and in time, graduated from St. Mary's Hospital Medical School inLondon, and went on to become known throughout the world as the noted

Sir Alexander Fleming, the discoverer of Penicillin.

Years afterward, the same nobleman's son who was saved from the bog was stricken with pneumonia. What saved his life this time? Penicillin.

The name of the nobleman? Lord Randolph Churchill ... His son's name?

Sir Winston Churchill.

Now you know,

The rest of the story. PH

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Thu Jun 05, 2014 7:34 pm

Oh that Churchhill kid!

Lassie would have given up!!!

forty_eight · Post by **forty_eight** » Fri Jun 06, 2014 3:06 pm

Wild mushrooms entice smugglers to fire-ravaged California forest

This was the fire during the burn last year ...

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Tue Jun 17, 2014 5:06 am

angry angry beaver...

ps…no that is NOT me wearing the zebra skin hat. (watch the video)

tatonka · Post by **tatonka** » Wed Jun 18, 2014 8:32 am

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FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 8:03 am

More marbling in that steak and pass the butter!!!

http://time.com/2863227/ending-the-war-on-fat/

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 2:36 pm

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Fri Jun 27, 2014 2:43 pm

Will gate open at 10 AM sunday???

http://burners.me/2014/06/27/breaking-b ... r-10-days/

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