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gaminwench · Post by **gaminwench** » Sat May 17, 2014 9:02 pm

thank you, Eric

Sock,
Can you explain for us the reason for your existence?

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Sat May 17, 2014 9:04 pm

the same reason why a dog licks it's nuts.

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Sat May 17, 2014 9:05 pm

i lick, therefore i can.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat May 17, 2014 9:08 pm

What if the dog is wearing one of those elizabethan collars?

And, what is it like to go through the hole in a dryer?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat May 17, 2014 9:25 pm

does a sock need to use protection?

*Kat* · Post by ***Kat*** » Sun May 18, 2014 4:19 am

ygmir wrote:does a sock need to use protection?

Do socks actually multiply? Somehow at my place the only thing they do is disappear... And they never disappear in pairs!

GreyCoyote · Post by **GreyCoyote** » Sun May 18, 2014 5:36 am

Dear Sock(s);
Other than That Thing In The Dryer (TTITD), do socks have any natural enemies? And are you guys all geminis or just happier in pairs?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun May 18, 2014 7:26 am

*Kat* wrote:
ygmir wrote:does a sock need to use protection?
Do socks actually multiply? Somehow at my place the only thing they do is disappear... And they never disappear in pairs!

you've never been a teen age boy, have you?

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Sun May 18, 2014 7:39 am

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TT120 · Post by **TT120** » Sun May 18, 2014 8:05 am

I have a theory that those socks that go missing in the laundry turn into clothes hangers. Take a look in your closet, there are LOTS of clothes hangars in there but did you buy all of them? I didn't think so. So, where the hell are all the hangers coming from? I believe that those missing socks turn into hangers. I can't confirm this and it's just a theory but, maybe a real sock can confirm or deny this.

What say you sock? Do you guys secretly desire to become a clothes hanger?

Sunbeam56 · Post by **Sunbeam56** » Sun May 18, 2014 9:50 am

Do you become a monkey as a normal part of your life cycle, or is monkey an achievement for only the enlightened few?

Popeye · Post by **Popeye** » Tue May 20, 2014 2:14 am

TT120 wrote:I have a theory that those socks that go missing in the laundry turn into clothes hangers. Take a look in your closet, there are LOTS of clothes hangars in there but did you buy all of them? I didn't think so. So, where the hell are all the hangers coming from? I believe that those missing socks turn into hangers. I can't confirm this and it's just a theory but, maybe a real sock can confirm or deny this.

What say you sock? Do you guys secretly desire to become a clothes hanger?

The clothes hanger theory has been proved untrue. It is now well understood that the spin cycle of a washing machine can create quantum black holes, which connect via wormholes to black holes at other points
in the universe.

chuckularone · Post by **chuckularone** » Tue May 20, 2014 6:16 am

Ulisse wrote: It is now well understood that the spin cycle of a washing machine can create quantum black holes, which connect via wormholes to black holes at other points
in the universe.

There is a theory (that I just made up) that the alleged black hole at the center of the galaxy is made completely of lost socks. Since white socks tend to be more dense that black socks, they sink to the center causing this outer "shell" to be almost solid black.

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Tue May 20, 2014 6:17 am

Since white socks tend to be more dense that black socks

racist.

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