The Bar

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 5:05 pm

Scotch is oh so yummy

it warms ya right up

go lightly though

start with a fruity one

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 5:07 pm

A fruity one being....

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 5:10 pm

you people crack me up.

yes, it's a sword. yes, i wanna fuck the silver suit as you call it is made entirely out of duct tape. and the sword too. and i have a matching hat.

slante!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 5:14 pm

now I'm ready to party

start sending the PMs

a fruity one being Dalwhinnie of course

Macallan is swell too

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 5:17 pm

YOU rock, Stuart!! that is *fucking* hilarious!!!!!!!!

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 5:17 pm

nice ass stu-ey baby. can i call you stu-ey baby?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 5:18 pm

gigglesnort wrote:Angel Cowboy, reds on Monday, what's for Tuesday? Ooh, and I've never tasted scotch....

it's evil, EVIL ...don't even try it. But now young lady there's Jägermeister...a sophisticated brew from the land of Seigfreid. Care to meet me in the basement?

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 5:19 pm

oh yeah, i'm wearing the hat huh? derrrrr!

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 5:19 pm

did i mention that the belt is made out of working seat belts?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 5:20 pm

Cowboy: is Tish's hottub ready in the back? There's a little, ahem, tension that I need released, and I think that's just the ticket...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 5:20 pm

when I am in this outfit you can call me anything baby

oddly enough, this girls ass looks just like mine, minus a bit of hair of course

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 5:20 pm

regynalonglank wrote:you people crack me up.

yes, it's a sword. yes, i wanna fuck the silver suit as you call it is made entirely out of duct tape. and the sword too. and i have a matching hat.

slante!

is that you want to fuck the silver suit or you want to fuck? Will that result in a sticky situation? what with the duct tape and all

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 5:22 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:Cowboy: is Tish's hottub ready in the back? There's a little, ahem, tension that I need released, and I think that's just the ticket...

oh ah yes I can handle two at the same time...to the hot tubs!

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 5:23 pm

well, in general, i want to fuck

in the silver suit it is kind of hard to move around much

it's pretty much a standing up only outfit, but it's not sticky...they wrapped me sticky side out, then sticky side in, so there's not much sticky in evidence at this point...

probably a sticky situation in any case...according to your wife!

and i already got my ass in that kind of trouble once this week, so i'm all good for now, but check back next week, i may have forgotten how stupid it is once again...sandwiches, anyone? ;)

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 5:24 pm

to the hot tubs!

We should drink something appropriate: where's Sandwichman at a time like this?

oh, well... any ideas?

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 5:25 pm

how about something light and fizzy...hot tub sounds fabulous.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 5:26 pm

WOo hoo!

a hot tub party!

Ummm, mimosas are my personal hottub fave... but that's because my weekend mornings are usually spent in a hottub with a breakfast mimosa or two...

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 5:26 pm

regynalonglank wrote:well, in general, i want to fuck

in the silver suit it is kind of hard to move around much

it's pretty much a standing up only outfit, but it's not sticky...they wrapped me sticky side out, then sticky side in, so there's not much sticky in evidence at this point...

probably a sticky situation in any case...according to your wife!

and i already got my ass in that kind of trouble once this week, so i'm all good for now, but check back next week, i may have forgotten how stupid it is once again...sandwiches, anyone? ;)

shit are you sure you weren't in Petaluma this Sat night? someone that looks just like you was tryin to pick me up...and not by my bootstraps

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 5:27 pm

c'mon in honey! jets, or no jets?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 5:28 pm

jet jet jet!

all set to jet, baby...

lotsa bubbles....

both in the tub, and in the mimosas....
who else is coming??

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 5:29 pm

mimosas rawk

I will make 1 dozen with a nice demi-sec. This Brewer Clifton ought to do the trick.

I feel so frisky in my new avatar. Anything goes tonight!

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 5:29 pm

cowboyangel wrote:shit are you sure you weren't in Petaluma this Sat night? someone that looks just like you was tryin to pick me up...and not by my bootstraps

mustve been my doppelganger, i was in Santa Rosa on Saturday night dancing in a samba troupe at a private party...and then at Last Day skanking to reggae in a black evening gown. what did i, i mean she, say to you?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 5:29 pm

now this is heaven indeed! 3 women all to myself in the hottub! First I'll start off with gentle head neck and shoulder massages......

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 5:29 pm

who else is coming??

you're so naughty

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 5:30 pm

Aw... Stuart... thanks for mixing the drinks!

Okay all, into the tubs!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 5:30 pm

gentle head neck and shoulder massages...

fuck that!

lets get busy!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 5:31 pm

stuart wrote:
who else is coming??
you're so naughty

c'mon... jets? yes, naughty.

but oh so nice....

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 5:31 pm

stuart wrote:mimosas rawk

I will make 1 dozen with a nice demi-sec. This Brewer Clifton ought to do the trick.

I feel so frisky in my new avatar. Anything goes tonight!

damn stu-ey baby, you're kinda hot. i'm starting to think you're like some hottie chick...cut that out! i'm gettin all twitterpated and shit

girls, help me out here...we gotta drown the fucker. i can't take the gender manipulation...freaking....out....must...grab...johnson...

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 5:32 pm

regynalonglank wrote:
cowboyangel wrote:shit are you sure you weren't in Petaluma this Sat night? someone that looks just like you was tryin to pick me up...and not by my bootstraps
mustve been my doppelganger, i was in Santa Rosa on Saturday night dancing in a samba troupe at a private party...and then at Last Day skanking to reggae in a black evening gown. what did i, i mean she, say to you?

same thing you just said a little ways back there.....

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 5:32 pm

I'll leave 2 bottles chilling in buckets by the tub so we don't have to quit the party for refills.

where's BHA when ya need him?