Some I enjoyed that were not already covered:
"Beautiful people, my ass." -- AntiM
"My wrecking bar is great for (non-rebar) stakes, so fortunately all I need are the grips." -- Savannah
"Grow some facial hair it may help with the gender confusion" - tatonka
I like that last one because of FossaFerox and Lonesomebri's reaction to it. Really showed their characters.