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[Captain Goddammit]

At least these ones generally want to buy a ticket. Have we had any old-school, real ticket beggars yet this year? The ones we always got a handful of looking for a free "miracle" ticket? The hippy dippy Namasters are funny but the "someone should give me a ticket they paid $400 for because I'm a deserving beautiful person" types are worthy and deserving of the eplaya backhand. Right on page one.

[AntiM]

Where is Laughing Forest when we need her? The universe weeps.

[Captain Goddammit]

I wept everytime her hippy handout shit worked!
And I'd like to dump my greywater tank on whoever made it possible.
Of course, that would be wrong and I officially do not endorse or condone such remedial dumpery.

[theCryptofishist]

I wept everytime her hippy handout shit worked!
And I'd like to dump my greywater tank on whoever made it possible.
Of course, that would be wrong and I officially do not endorse or condone such remedial dumpery.

Ahem. It was revealed earlier this year that LF was no other than Badger. Of the Rangers. This board's known Badger. At the time he quit the event he had more socks than Simon.

[theCryptofishist]

Sometimes, the most spiritual journey you can take is the one you take when you discover you cannot go where you intended.

[trilobyte]

The miracle ticket beggars still come, just in far fewer numbers now that the event sells out. These days they usually wait until the ticket boards start lighting up with ticket listings, which will probably be in July.

I think breakfast camp's ticket thread may have broken new ground. If I'm reading that right, their whole camp (who wants to make breakfast for the community, of course), is ticketless. That seems almost difficult to do, if they've been planning it for any length of time.

[Elorrum]

The miracle has transmuted to expecting "true burners" to sell their tickets to those without.

[AntiM]

Your tickets, sell me your tickets. How much for the little vehicle pass? I want to buy your tickets.

[Captain Goddammit]

I wept everytime her hippy handout shit worked!

Ahem. It was revealed earlier this year that LF was no other than Badger.

While it's slightly embarrassing that I fell for that one, there is a pain lifted from my soul now.

[Elorrum]

I wept everytime her hippy handout shit worked!

Ahem. It was revealed earlier this year that LF was no other than Badger.

While it's slightly embarrassing that I fell for that one, there is a pain lifted from my soul now.

That reveal was a classy exit. For me too, Laughing Forest did have a believable outrageous namasty-ness.

[theCryptofishist]

Of course, a dj can't sleep in a tent.

[Captain Goddammit]

Everyone is panicking about looking for an RV to share with six strangers.
I paid less for mine than people rent them for.
WTF is up with that.

[theCryptofishist]

Carriage return...

[BoyScoutGirl]

Carriage return...

Yea, but otherwise it's not a half-bad post.

Reasonable request, relevant information, decent grammar and formatting: pick two.

[BBadger]

Pro-tips for (Burning Man) résumés:

- Make it clear that you're "chill."
- List important experience such as "traveling" and "roadtripping."
- Indicate that you speak French, especially Quebecois -- excuse me, Québécois -- French.

[AntiM]

Why are we only beautiful when you want something from us?

And, no.

[GreyCoyote]

Why are we only beautiful when you want something from us?

Bingo. Quote of the day, and sigworthy.

[Elorrum]

Of course, Portland. 98% convinced that's a troll.

[AntiM]

Of course, Portland. 98% convinced that's a troll.

And if not, how sad that makes me.

[BoyScoutGirl]

Bacon, Lettuce, and... Caramel? Cornbread?

If you were from Japan, it might be excusable.

[AntiM]

Bum Luck City?

[^Rhino!]

Pro-tips for (Burning Man) résumés:

- Make it clear that you're "chill."
- List important experience such as "traveling" and "roadtripping."
- Indicate that you speak French, especially Quebecois -- excuse me, Québécois -- French.

There is no Southern accent in Louisiana any more other than Cajun. And that's a French accent. Oh, well, laissez les bon temps roulez........

[Captain Goddammit]

Well the free ticket beggars aren't here yet but the ones wanting the "miracle" below-cost ones are here. Woot woot

[BBadger]

Hi! We are Inflatable Jesus Camp out of Melbourne, Australia. In 2013, there was an incredible response to our Monkey Jesus Mercy Church Burning Man project, and we'd like to return this year in 2014 with the same level of heavenly glory! We present:

Soccer-Christ the Redeemer



Unfortunately, the costs for all of this are prohibitive if we tried to fund them through camp dues only. Though our citizens are actively trying to rid our city of the floating Jesus menace by fronting some of the costs, the cost of transport alone is outrageous due to taxes, given the high minimum wage we pay our McDonalds workers. We also want to furnish our camp with some new couches. That's why we need your help.

If you have fond memories of standing in the shadow of a floating Jesus watching you bathe at Human Carcass Wash, please "pay it forward" so we can regift your money with righteous vigor with this floating Jesus.

[Eric]

'You are not saying the words I want to hear, therefore I will not hear the words you are saying'

[Simon of the Playa]

LickStarter™

good old fashioned oral sex in exchange for funding and / or tickets.


you know, the way it used to be.

[Simon of the Playa]

here's a thought...


why dont you just put in a few extra days trimming and pay the regular, full price?


do the mathz.

[JayBobBoy]

Ahhh Portland...It's where young people go to retire!

[BoyScoutGirl]

...do the mathz.

We talked about this, Simon.

[Captain Goddammit]

But he did end it with "z". That's ok.