10 Terrible Secrets Behind The Burning Man Festival

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Re: 10 Terrible Secrets Behind The Burning Man Festival

Post by ACfromSAC » Fri Jun 27, 2014 8:45 am

Why invest time and effort into your eternal soul when some shirtless accountant from Duluth can sum up human existence in just five hours of bong hits and hacky sack while feeling up your girlfriend’s leg?
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Re: 10 Terrible Secrets Behind The Burning Man Festival

Post by tatonka » Fri Jun 27, 2014 8:59 am

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Re: 10 Terrible Secrets Behind The Burning Man Festival

Post by unjonharley » Fri Jun 27, 2014 9:07 am

That has to be to he GREATEST video ever :!: :!: :!:
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Re: 10 Terrible Secrets Behind The Burning Man Festival

Post by Token » Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:51 am

Superb Video!!!

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Re: 10 Terrible Secrets Behind The Burning Man Festival

Post by Aurelia » Fri Jun 27, 2014 11:06 am

Yes indeed , I was there. and still continue to be there as well
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Re: 10 Terrible Secrets Behind The Burning Man Festival

Post by chuckularone » Fri Jun 27, 2014 11:16 am

Wait, Burning Man is a naked, devil worshiping, pagan, drug using FESTIVAL!!?!?
Forget that! I'm not going to something that's billed as a FESTIVAL! :twisted:
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Re: 10 Terrible Secrets Behind The Burning Man Festival

Post by Simon of the Playa » Fri Jun 27, 2014 11:53 am

actually, it's not a festival, it's a PROJECT
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Re: 10 Terrible Secrets Behind The Burning Man Festival

Post by FIGJAM » Fri Jun 27, 2014 12:07 pm

Will there be orgasms?

I like orgasms.
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Re: 10 Terrible Secrets Behind The Burning Man Festival

Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Jun 27, 2014 12:15 pm

No, it's one of those "all-rubbed-up-and-nowhere-to-cum" orgies.
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Re: 10 Terrible Secrets Behind The Burning Man Festival

Post by Aurelia » Fri Jun 27, 2014 12:24 pm

is that one of the terrible secrets ?
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Re: 10 Terrible Secrets Behind The Burning Man Festival

Post by FIGJAM » Fri Jun 27, 2014 2:32 pm

Sounds terrible to me!! :shock:
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Re: 10 Terrible Secrets Behind The Burning Man Festival

Post by tatonka » Fri Jun 27, 2014 2:38 pm

they tell you the meat is snake , but it wasnt .
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Re: 10 Terrible Secrets Behind The Burning Man Festival

Post by forty_eight » Fri Jun 27, 2014 3:24 pm

there isn't actually any kool-aid

penned a nasty letter to BMORG after that realization

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Re: 10 Terrible Secrets Behind The Burning Man Festival

Post by Eric » Fri Jun 27, 2014 3:53 pm

tatonka wrote:they tell you the meat is snake , but it wasnt .

I can't tell you how many times I've been tricked by that one...
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Re: 10 Terrible Secrets Behind The Burning Man Festival

Post by tatonka » Sat Jun 28, 2014 3:21 pm

Eric wrote:
tatonka wrote:they tell you the meat is snake , but it wasnt .

I can't tell you how many times I've been tricked by that one...

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