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FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 10:15 am

"My monkey hut is going to be sooooooooooo big..............it's going to give the Washington monument performance anxiety!!!"

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 11:29 am

> epic

higher epicness

taking epic to a new level.

epic-o-licious

mas epico

Lonesomebri · Post by **Lonesomebri** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 12:49 pm

If there is anyone reading this who is not a US citizen, yet is interested in becoming one, and wants to attend BM in an RV? I am now open to marriage proposals as long as you have a drivers license from wherever it is you are from. On a related note, does anyone know how long of process it is to renounce your citizenship, become Mexican, and then get a license from there? PM me.

Jovankat · Post by **Jovankat** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 1:02 pm

I KNEW I should have learnt to drive

Post by **Eric** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 1:45 pm

Lonesomebri wrote:If there is anyone reading this who is not a US citizen, yet is interested in becoming one, and wants to attend BM in an RV? I am now open to marriage proposals as long as you have a drivers license from wherever it is you are from. On a related note, does anyone know how long of process it is to renounce your citizenship, become Mexican, and then get a license from there? PM me.

You did notice that the offer doesn't come with tickets, right?

Lonesomebri · Post by **Lonesomebri** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 1:49 pm

One day (thing) at a time, even drunk. Once I marry someone off of these boards, tickets are gonna be the least of my worries.

(hint: Page Two)

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 1:55 pm

easy-peazy

Lonesomebri · Post by **Lonesomebri** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 2:09 pm

So Roberto, you Italian, huh? Single?

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 2:12 pm

Lonesomebri wrote:Once I marry someone off of these boards, tickets are gonna be the least of my worries.

(hint: Page Two)

Yeah that could be beyond a blood bath

Post by **Savannah** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 2:36 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote:
Lonesomebri wrote:Once I marry someone off of these boards, tickets are gonna be the least of my worries.

(hint: Page Two)
Yeah that could be beyond a blood bath

VultureChow · Post by **VultureChow** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 2:40 pm

So is it just moving in together that's discouraged between eplayans, or is there a strict "Don't fuck where you post" policy?

Cause this could really throw a wrench in my M&G plans.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 2:58 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote:
Lonesomebri wrote:Once I marry someone off of these boards, tickets are gonna be the least of my worries.

(hint: Page Two)
Yeah that could be beyond a blood bath

oh captain, you slaughter me.

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 3:01 pm

VultureChow wrote:So is it just moving in together that's discouraged between eplayans, or is there a strict "Don't fuck where you post" policy?

Cause this could really throw a wrench in my M&G plans.

You should ask ___________ or ____________

[Mod edit: do not mention people by name, unless they are actively participating in the thread. Eric]

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 3:18 pm

Savannah wrote:
Captain Goddammit wrote:
Lonesomebri wrote:Once I marry someone off of these boards, tickets are gonna be the least of my worries.

(hint: Page Two)
Yeah that could be beyond a blood bath

This! THIS!

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 3:24 pm

Jesus, where are you camping again? I'm going to create a three block avoidance mechanism.

VultureChow · Post by **VultureChow** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 3:28 pm

I'm not talking about moving to Iowa. Just one hazy night at the drunken barn dance.

some seeing eye · Post by **some seeing eye** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 3:34 pm

I want to build something. Someone told me it would work. But I wanted to get the opinion of all the experienced builders on eplaya. But if you tell me it won't work, you are obviously wrong. Because I am right.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 4:13 pm

Lonesomebri wrote:If there is anyone reading this who is not a US citizen, yet is interested in becoming one, and wants to attend BM in an RV? I am now open to marriage proposals as long as you have a drivers license from wherever it is you are from. On a related note, does anyone know how long of process it is to renounce your citizenship, become Mexican, and then get a license from there? PM me.

So, I could file the paperwork to become a german citizen, or maybe spanish, but I don't know how long it would take, and I'm not going anyway.

On the other hand this is as much action as I've had in days.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 4:30 pm

Yoga or gymnastics?
(Better prep the tranq gun for Simon.)

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 4:52 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Yoga or gymnastics?
(Better prep the tranq gun for Simon.)

a sock, a troll, or god forbid, an actual person, either way, i'm not a fucking idiot...

no thanks, no tranqs, how can you be upset at a dog chasing it's own tail?

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 5:02 pm

yes, yes you will...

Aurelia · Post by **Aurelia** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 10:15 pm

really dont want to go to hell
so I am giving up everything

Jovankat · Post by **Jovankat** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 11:53 pm

Your bum?! SERIOUSLY?! I guess if you have a bum like that you expect to just be handed things in life but fuck.

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 6:14 am

now now...

bum envy is never pretty.

beautiful people have feelings too...

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 6:19 am

i think we need a show us your bum thread.

the faces to go along with names is boring.

here, i'll start.

VultureChow · Post by **VultureChow** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 6:26 am

Jovankat · Post by **Jovankat** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 7:11 am

I just find the idea of the ticket boards being treated like a beauty pageant kinda gross. I'd like to think physical appearance is one of the least important factors in who should be at the event.

VultureChow · Post by **VultureChow** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 7:42 am

Gas,ass or grass.

^Rhino! · Post by **^Rhino!** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 8:59 am

VultureChow wrote:Gas,ass or grass.

How ironic - right above "Send lawyers, guns, and money." Is that lawyers for the gas or grass? With the money one would hope one could get all three.

Or am I reading something into it that obviously isn't there?

Lonesomebri · Post by **Lonesomebri** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 9:12 am

How ironic, slightly below "Gas, ass or grass"

is

Veni, vidi, pertudi. (We came, we saw, we DRILLED.)

or maybe I'm reading too much into this........

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