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H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Sat Jul 05, 2014 6:13 pm

like herpes…

maybe he'll go away in a week or so.

Lonesomebri · Post by **Lonesomebri** » Sat Jul 05, 2014 6:57 pm

...........well, I do have a chariot......and very few scruples......... but if you got friends, maybe I should be asking you for tips......

Post by **Eric** » Sat Jul 05, 2014 9:03 pm

Seriously, try plain-fucking-English.

Jovankat · Post by **Jovankat** » Sat Jul 05, 2014 10:23 pm

British/Australian English or American English?

Post by **Eric** » Sun Jul 06, 2014 12:38 am

Jovankat wrote:British/Australian English or American English?

I would accept any dialect other than "hippie". Even Belize Kriol.

I also wouldn't combine British English & Australian English, but that's just because I have friends from both places and they get pissy (and, from a kiwi friend - never, ever assume he's from Australia!)

Sic Pup · Post by **Sic Pup** » Sun Jul 06, 2014 9:35 am

Sounds like a prime candidate to have their shoelaces taken from them... but likely not for the reason they think.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Jul 06, 2014 9:47 am

The actual designation is POS.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Sun Jul 06, 2014 9:58 am

The witless think they are witty

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Jul 06, 2014 10:14 am

Ooops. Sorry, unjon.

but I came here to say:

Calling it junk is likely to funkify it, metaphorically at least.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Jul 06, 2014 11:33 am

We're so cute when we're angry.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Jul 06, 2014 11:34 am

Oh dear god, don't say that in the open. You could have ruined it for yourself and your camp...

Lonesomebri · Post by **Lonesomebri** » Sun Jul 06, 2014 12:35 pm

.....between asses and ashes, some people ain't fuckin' around, they're playing hardball to win.

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Sun Jul 06, 2014 12:50 pm

stop.

some seeing eye · Post by **some seeing eye** » Sun Jul 06, 2014 1:31 pm

Hello Eplaysa!

This is my first time to the Burning Man Festival. I've attended many festivals
in (my exotic foreign country) and all over the world. I have known about the
BM Festival for years. I never thought I'd have the opportunity to cross it off
my list of epic festivals I have attended.
Bla, bla, bla, manifest, universe, destiny, dream, etc.

You should give me a ticket because I am
1. a beautiful female
2. a bro (wtf ever that means)
3. a normal person

Suggest the same request from a suggested #1 and #2 would be judged completely differently.

As the universe has strange ways of revealing opportunities at the last second, I am now in a position where I can attend!!

However, through my research, it's only now dawning on me that I may have missed my one opportunity find a ticket in time. Sp, if anyone has a ticket they would like to sell me, you'd be making one of my dreams come true

Christiana

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Sun Jul 06, 2014 4:32 pm

not bad ass,

badass...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Jul 06, 2014 8:11 pm

Maybe it's just that "sex sells" is so "default world".

Jovankat · Post by **Jovankat** » Sun Jul 06, 2014 10:00 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Maybe it's just that "sex sells" is so "default world".

Yes I think you might have it! I was struggling to put my finger on it but that's a really good explanation for why it felt so gross for me I think. Thank you Fishy!

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 4:54 am

green is not a good color on you, i suggest you don't wear it.

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 4:56 am

yes, i would blame the cookie butter, not the beautiful butt for your feelings, quite frankly...

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 7:49 am

i don't give a shit what fucking record label you record on.

oh………..and i rest my case……….i'll just leave rope lying around and when i come back i expect to see 50 wannabe superstar DJ's hanging from them...

VultureChow · Post by **VultureChow** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 1:15 pm

Translation: Please send dick pics.

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 1:19 pm

VultureChow wrote:Translation: Please send dick pics.

anthony's weiner.

jneilvindy · Post by **jneilvindy** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 1:24 pm

Pretty sure that's a m4m craigslist post.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 1:47 pm

Oh, craigslist imports scads of eplaya in order to look busy.

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 1:59 pm

gak
just shut up.

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:08 pm

but...but....we LIKE arguing.....

it's in our blood.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:39 pm

oes anyone else get the feeling that there a whole lot of stupid questions, and a whole lot of stupid people to ask them?

Lonesomebri · Post by **Lonesomebri** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 9:46 pm

Hey Fishy I was gonna answer that by asking it. Or visa versa.

And then...the next step would be to organise to join/register with a theme camp?

Everything that is wrong with BM today. Thank you. Allowing my anti-socialism to become a noble cause and cherished stance

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 10:49 pm

feel the snark side flowing through you,,,,

it is your destiny.

Popeye · Post by **Popeye** » Wed Jul 09, 2014 12:02 am

When you get back from the hospital I have a prince you should meet.
or a bridge you can live under.

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