Caption Contest 8

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:33 pm

"A non-desert persons solution to Playa foot"

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:37 pm

unfortunately, due to her surgically implanted sod pads, ellie was unable to convince Ralph that she really could walk on water.

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:39 pm

Those trans-gender types sure wear funny shoes.

(sorry Crypto, I couldn't resist)

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:56 pm

siamese twin brothers named sod were on their way to be surgically removed from a connective tissue resembling a transgender human form.

yeah, i went a long way for this one...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:57 pm

Alpha wrote:Those trans-gender types sure wear funny shoes.

(sorry Crypto, I couldn't resist)

'sokay, Alpha, I had to crack a smile for that.

Now here's mine.

Joe had been told too many time not to walk on the grass and finally took on a rebel identity full-time.

(He was also a little confused about "green thumbs.")

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 3:02 pm

Take a walk on the sodded side.

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 3:23 pm

finally! the perfect shoes to go with bjork's swan costume :)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 3:40 pm

You too can reduce your ecological footprint and walk more gently on Mother Earth.
Today only you can enjoy the special low, low price of just $19.95! and show your fellow e-playans your commitment to a greener lifestyle.

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 4:03 pm

Oom-fufu adjusted reasonably well to city life, but always yearned for her native grasslands.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 5:13 pm

This one is going to take some thought...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:19 pm

The grass that really had time to grow underfoot......

Force · Post by **Force** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:21 pm

Stumped on how to top last years' fashion silliness without resorting to dressing their models in live cats, Faboo the fashion guru tries out superglue socks and fingertights...

Maybe live cats would work better...

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:49 pm

Unfortunately Monica only had enough money for just one square foot of sod, so she made the best of it.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 7:22 pm

Being in the "Bullseye Mediitation Club" was not only too much for her fingers, but the requirement to wear "Bullseye Meditation Club" natural grass yoga slippers drove Betsy over the brink.....

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 7:57 pm

Sue thinks the Sod Diet takes things a little too far but at least she is denied entrance to both the grocery store AND her favorite fast food joint.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 12:24 pm

There's a target in the sand that I will makes mends to, with exactly four fingers. Skirt and socks and the rest of the world watches from beneath my window. I've got my feet on the ground and I am walking on water.

I own this moment.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 12:32 pm

Ok, so two pieces of sod walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "What are you wearing on your head?"...

Discosybil · Post by **Discosybil** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 7:30 pm

now that was a stick dogshit

:)