The Bar

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:47 pm

Good to see you Robbi, How life been treating you?

Kristy Kreme · Post by **Kristy Kreme** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:50 pm

Hi everyone!

I heard this bar has a hot tub! Who has a watch to time my under water skills?

Kisses, Kristy Kreme

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:51 pm

I have this ole hour glass...will that work?

Kristy Kreme · Post by **Kristy Kreme** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:53 pm

cowboyangel wrote:I have this ole hour glass...will that work?

I thrash around alot so nothing breakable!

Kisses, Kristy Kreme

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:54 pm

Cowboy I felt you needed to be better represented in the clothes that Bambi brought for you.

.
.
.
.
.
.
.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:55 pm

Ok...I'll put it wayyyy over here.....now, what exactly do you need me to do?

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:56 pm

Last time I was in here a few minutes ago there was no one but guys...

Now it seems mighty quiet. Kristy, what did you do to all of the guys? Huh?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:56 pm

wha what the hell is that thar thing???? I thought being a Red Sox fan was bad enough fer ya

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:56 pm

Hi Sandwichman, a homebrew would be wonderful.
Hey Cowboy, the tubetop isn't quite "you" but the legwarmers definitely work.
Greetings Zule, Life is just one object lesson after another. My life has gone from soap opera to sit-com.

Now let's get some serious drinking underway!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:58 pm

Just working on my microsoft paint skills. ha ha

As you can tell my field of expertise is shading and cropping.

Jason

Kristy Kreme · Post by **Kristy Kreme** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:58 pm

cowboyangel wrote:Ok...I'll put it wayyyy over here.....now, what exactly do you need me to do?

You can sip on something cool and watch your favorite sports on TV and I'll amuse myself. Oh! and find a soft perky nipple to put in your mouth while I play.

Kisses, Kristy

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:59 pm

Bambi rushes back in with a chainmail chastity belt. This is all I could find Cowboy put it on and warn Kristy so she does'nt chip a tooth

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:00 pm

Time for a drink I have put up before but it seemed like a good one....

Kentucky Bow-legged Woman

1/4 oz. Bourbon Whiskey
1/4 oz. Vodka
1/4 oz. Triple Sec
1/4 oz. Chambord Raspberry Liqueur
Dash of Cranberry Juice

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:01 pm

Then lets follow that with a...

Vulcan Mind Meld

1 oz. Ouzo
1 oz. Bacardi 151 Proof Rum

Pour ingredients into a double shot glass. Drink quickly

Kristy Kreme · Post by **Kristy Kreme** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:02 pm

got to go important call to make! Well, I mean I'm going to get some verbal action now. I'm HORNY!

Bye, Kristy Kreme

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:03 pm

My life has gone from soap opera to sit-com.

to soft core porn movie once you came in here.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:03 pm

And one last drink before bed....

A Belfast Car Bomb

1/2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream
1/4 oz. Kahlua
1/4 oz. Jameson's Irish Whiskey
1/2 pint of Guinness

Pour Bailey's, Kahlua and Jamesons' in order in a shot glass (Bailey's at the bottom). Drop or slide the shot into a half pint of Guinness Stout. The shot, if dropped in carefully, looks like a Guinness inside a Guinness. The Carbomb is to be consumed in one long swallow. Mind your teeth as the shot slides forward. The incredible taste is worth the risk

Goodnight all. I hope the day tomorrow treats you well.

Jason

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:03 pm

Hey Sandwichman Thanks for the fashion renderings I had a good laugh. Hello Robbi and goodnight all ...ZZZZzzzz

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:06 pm

Damn...just when things were heating up.....hurry back Kristy.....now the ram is this chastity belt thing Bamb?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:07 pm

God now I can't decide so I'll take one of each ( Vulcan Mind Meld ) and a (A Belfast Car Bomb)

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:07 pm

Robbi let's you and I tip a few ok?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:08 pm

Sandwichman...few more bottles of Jager please?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:10 pm

So did Bambi give you the key to that married horndog muzzle?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:13 pm

God Zule..I'm such a dog...do I still get any respect? Ah don't know

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:17 pm

Zule: my life has been a soft core porn movie of late. Sometimes I keep my hand over what's going on with my mouth to keep the ratings under the radar. Or I have the blanket over the whole scene, and let the viewer fill in the blanks. But most of the time it's definitely XXX rated. I'm doing fine, Zule, how are you?

Cowboy: I am SO up for some serious drinking tonight, if only virtual.

Good night Bambi, you know I'd love to follow you to your tent and tuck you in. Walk home carefully.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:18 pm

Oh I'll always respect you, I'm just thinking that chainmail is going to get to be a little uncomfortable not to mention a little hard to explain.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:21 pm

cowboy the dogman welcomes you into the halls of dionysius

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:21 pm

I'm doing Ok, I need to get off my butt more and get back on the path to getting a new job or figuring out what kind of displaced worker schooling I want to try and get. but I've been having a good time.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:24 pm

Good for you Zule.

Hey kids, I just got inspired to go to my favorite Reality Camp pub to hoist some pints.

<throwing jacket on, and hastily running out the door>

Take good care of yo' bad selves!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:26 pm

* Sensei rushes in *

Am I too late to buy a drink for robbidobbs? No? EXCELLENT!
Look, I can't stay. Sensei has more irons in the fire than there are stars in the night sky, but I just dropped in to buy a drink for robbi and, and, and...

* Sensei takes robbidobbs in his arms and kisses her passionately for 90 seconds *

Ok, no more foolin' 'round: Sensei's gotta go! Thanks, robbi.

* Sensei rushes out *

The Bar

HOT TUB!