The Bar

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 12:43 am

alright, how about shots of patron?

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 12:44 am

tonytohono wrote:Damn, he was perfect and then he changed. Grrrrr...

huh?

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 12:45 am

That little man was perfect that I made and then I posted and he goofed up.

Patron sounds fine.

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 12:46 am

here ya go...bottoms up!

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 12:47 am

i can see you're already starting to fade...you seem a bit blurry all of a sudden...are you ok?

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 12:48 am

Thank you for the shot.... wow, powerful stuff!!!

Okay, that is a night for me. You take care *reg* =)

I'll see you later. Nightie night

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 12:50 am

nightie night honey...nightie night

*turns out lights...closes curtains. considers sweeping...thinks better of it. saunters out door, not bothering to lock up*

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 1:52 am

* Sensei enters, sees no one around, drops a quarter in the juke box, selects a couple of Sly and The Family Stone tunes and lights a doobie *

Hey Long Legs, I see you out there. It's way the f*@# past your bedtime, young lady. Off you go. I got it covered.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 5:29 am

Oh my! What a difference a day makes!

~opens curtains ala Mary Poppins, places spoon full of sugar next to percolating coffee pot, exits~

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:18 am

[new girl pops in, pours a cup of coffee, stirs in spoon full of sugar, and leaves a plate of freshly baked organic nutty banana muffins on the bar, then dashes]

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:33 am

G'morning all...

just thought I'd stop in for a minute, fill up my travel mug with espresso and hit the road.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:40 am

*tall, dark stranger enters bar, hat pulled over his eyes, cheroot sticking out from the shadow of his face... takes a slow scan of the bar, checking it for dangers, booby traps, ambushes... sees none... advances towards coffee pot, pulls his own metal cup from under his duster and pours himself a cup. Peers around the bar, goes back and takes the bottle of Bushmills off the shelf and pours a shot into the coffee. Scanning back around, he sees that all is clear... he walks to the rear and slowly fades into the shadows. A door is heard opening, then closing, and the stranger is gone...*

Happy Veteran's Day, y'all..

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:44 am

*a big, furry yeti-like creature strolls into the bar, looks around mischeiviously with a huge grin on his face, dips testicles in the coffee pot in a standard 'teabag' manuver, realizes it's too hot, runs screaming out the front door*

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:46 am

I almost didn't recognize you samtzu... I was thinking it was a figment of my imagintaion, just seeing things in the shadows.

Happy Veterans Day to you as well, and to all a good day.

I'm out of here. =)

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:56 am

*Sound of the rear door opening, then closing. The tall dark stranger walks back in and checks the room. He goes to the coffee pot and prepares to pour himself a cup, then stops.... sniffs the pot... and says, "Mint? Pepermint? Hmmmm" and fills his cup. He pours more Bushmills in, and saunters over to the corner to await the morning people. He sips the coffee... he smiles... he waits...*

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:59 am

morning...how come the coffee tastes funny?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:01 am

Mornin', Cowboy... Dunno' why, but I like it. It has a minty freshness... Is that a tube top you're wearing?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:04 am

oh ya....nuts...gotta go to work...here Sam give this back to stuart.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:07 am

I thought it looked familiar... Have a good day, Cowboy... I'll make sure he gets it.

Kristy Kreme · Post by **Kristy Kreme** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:29 am

Morning all,

<a perky half naked girl with wild red hair strolls through the door.>

I'm not a coffee drinker but I could sure use a cup today.

Oh, maybe I'll just make it a hot chocolate with irish creamer in it.

It's a holiday, perfect reason to offer everyone in the room a great big hug! Ok, I don't need a reason but I didn't get enough snuggle time yet today.

Kisses, Kristy Kreme

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:37 am

Kristy... Mornin' to ya'... I better make a fresh pot for you; this stuff appears to have some Sicilian creamer in it.

Kristy Kreme · Post by **Kristy Kreme** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:42 am

samtzu wrote:Kristy... Mornin' to ya'... I better make a fresh pot for you; this stuff appears to have some Sicilian creamer in it.

Mornin' Thanks!

How are you today?

Oh and do I get a hug?

Kisses, Kristy Kreme

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:46 am

By the way, I brought in a bottle of the absolute best scotch for everyone's pleasure... The Macallen, casked in 1948 (couldn't afford the 1926, hell, can't even afford this!) at £2,660 a bottle, it's pure sippin' stuff. No ice, no soda, just pure single malt scotch... this is my dream. If any rich bastard wanted to get me something to remember them by, I would remember them with every sip of this stuff.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:47 am

Kristy Kreme wrote:
samtzu wrote:Kristy... Mornin' to ya'... I better make a fresh pot for you; this stuff appears to have some Sicilian creamer in it.
Mornin' Thanks!

How are you today?

Oh and do I get a hug?

Kisses, Kristy Kreme

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:48 am

good morning everyone... decaf please.

'tis a rainy day in central illinois today... somewhat gloomy.

yet i must say a salute to veterans on this day, may they find their way home safely.

and a toast to our fallen comrades, may they rest in peace.

Kristy Kreme · Post by **Kristy Kreme** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:48 am

Got to go, Chat with ya later!

Kisses, Kristy Kreme

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:49 am

samtzu wrote:
Kristy Kreme wrote:
samtzu wrote:Kristy... Mornin' to ya'... I better make a fresh pot for you; this stuff appears to have some Sicilian creamer in it.
Mornin' Thanks!

How are you today?

Oh and do I get a hug?

Kisses, Kristy Kreme

What I wanted to say was... you'll get more than a hug if you want to step into the back room with me... but, yes... Here's one of the Tzu Family Patented© hugs.... long, firm, slow, and all encompassing...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:51 am

Mornin' Joel... Vet to Vet, welcome back, Bro. Have a sip o' the Macallen... hope you like it.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:51 am

Simply Joel wrote:good morning everyone... decaf please.

'tis a rainy day in central illinois today... somewhat gloomy.

yet i must say a salute to veterans on this day, may they find their way home safely.

and a toast to our fallen comrades, may they rest in peace.

here, here....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:55 am

Mornin' Sweetie.... I'm going shoping in a few minutes... any special gift you want this Sat? I'll get you something nice...

The Bar

Morning!