Conflict resolution 101: Alcohol bribery.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 4:27 am

Ya know, there is a real heavy vibe of negativity towards newcomers on this site generally and specifically of late much talk about socks, freaks hiding in the bushes, and new people having to prove themselves; I would have thought you'd all be more open-minded and welcoming than this.

Really, fuck the lot of you, I don't need that kind of pressure.

Oh geez, I guess I shouldn't spout off so much, being the low man on the totem pole and all.

To further prove my worthiness, I'll just tap a keg (it'll be over here in the bushes, help yourself).

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 7:33 am

that was good

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 8:15 am

CowBoy, how can you say that my quote is yours? I think you are having some proprietary issues. My mind is my own.

How DARE you impinge on my mental space! I have no need to be like you nor to steal your lines, you scum sucking neandrethal cretin, pus oozing chewed up low life BASEBALL FANATIC!!!

Oh, god. Oh, my god. I'm so ashamed. I'm feeling a little bit testy today.

Lordy. How about a nice chianti?

(Bring on the fava beans...)

*this message brought to you by one of the four women of the apocalypse*

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:47 am

Rian Jackson wrote:CowBoy, how can you say that my quote is yours? I think you are having some proprietary issues. My mind is my own.

How DARE you impinge on my mental space! I have no need to be like you nor to steal your lines, you scum sucking neandrethal cretin, pus oozing chewed up low life BASEBALL FANATIC!!!

Oh, god. Oh, my god. I'm so ashamed. I'm feeling a little bit testy today.

Lordy. How about a nice chianti? (Bring on the fava beans...)

*this message brought to you by one of the four women of the apocalypse*

Now Rian, since you are a voice in my head- technically your mind is not your own. Though I do not know its intimacies, or trains of thought, it would still be covered under my general subconsious.

I mean, really- you fricking power mowing psycho, who the hell do you think you are chewing out cowboy behind my back...errr...brain? Of all the brain damaged, short circuited, deranged portions of my inner pyche- you have got to be the most vilely despicable in your choices of 'meeting' our neighbors! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!

Oh wait... you're me. Never mind. I'm truely sorry- I would never abuse my mind in such a way. Without alcohol...

Speaking of which, what will we be drinking m'dear?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:14 am

Rob the Wop wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:CowBoy, how can you say that my quote is yours? I think you are having some proprietary issues. My mind is my own.

How DARE you impinge on my mental space! I have no need to be like you nor to steal your lines, you scum sucking neandrethal cretin, pus oozing chewed up low life BASEBALL FANATIC!!!

Oh, god. Oh, my god. I'm so ashamed. I'm feeling a little bit testy today.

Lordy. How about a nice chianti? (Bring on the fava beans...)

*this message brought to you by one of the four women of the apocalypse*
Now Rian, since you are a voice in my head- technically your mind is not your own. Though I do not know its intimacies, or trains of thought, it would still be covered under my general subconsious.

I mean, really- you fricking power mowing psycho, who the hell do you think you are chewing out cowboy behind my back...errr...brain? Of all the brain damaged, short circuited, deranged portions of my inner pyche- you have got to be the most vilely despicable in your choices of 'meeting' our neighbors! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!

Oh wait... you're me. Never mind. I'm truely sorry- I would never abuse my mind in such a way. Without alcohol...

Speaking of which, what will we be drinking m'dear?

No, Rob, i beg to differ. More likely, it means that i own a piece of you. Clearly you have no control over me. I know it's scary. But it's all gonna be ok (once we run over the neighbours, those damn bastards).

You fascist control freak!! I can't believe that now you're trying to own another sentient being! You despotic baby killing (that baby bucket thing wasn't my fault!) wicked, corrupt asshat! You represent everything bad about Furbackistan. May you be cursed to have a thousand weasels crawl up your ass!

Shit. Apparently the glance at the bar thread i just took has got me feeling a little bit deprived. Sorry for the acting out. (Go get the lawn mower, host head!)

Something warm. Spiked coffee, perhaps? Shall we, darling?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:15 am

cowboyangel wrote:that was good

Look, cowboy, it's hard enough to come in here, a total stranger to every last one of you, and insert my little two cents what with all the high-falutin newbie-bashing going on around some of these parts, without you making sarcastic comments like that.

Callous bastard.

Wait a minute, um, maybe you weren't really being facetious....damn, I'm sorry, I think I just let my insecurity show. I hate when that happens.

Hey, what say you, me, and some mushroom tea? (not technically alcohol, but whatever....)

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:53 am

ok, it's official, gigglesnort is definitely my favorite ePlaya newbie.

how the fuck can i say she's a newbie? i just practically got here ten minutes ago myself! what kind of self-serving, egotistical, self-righteous beeyotch would think she had the right to call someone else a newbie? holy unconventional assessments batman...call the rangers...or something

wo, back off there honcho...put...down...the...gun

drink this

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 3:00 pm

Ok, I feel like such an asshole, I get it now....you all think I'm some kind of clueless backwoods dipshit, and maybe I'm a little naive, but I see how it really is now....ya'll pretend on the board to be nice and like me to get me to play into your little scheme so I'll keep sticking my neck out for you energy vampires, fodder for you to joke about in all of your private PMs to each other behind my back. I can just see you all at your stupid party, haha ha, that new girl just doesn't get it.

Geez, what a bunch of meanies you are. I hope you know how it feels one day, you two-faced bunch of hypocrites. Ya'll can just kiss my southern grits and piss off.

Wait, wait, wait a minute....this is what my therapist was talking about. Shit! I'm sorry! I must have forgot my medication today. Damn self esteem issue.

Hey, can I get a beer to wash down this prozac?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 3:13 pm

Do I like being trashed on this dumb ass worthless twit self indulgent rotted corpse excuse for a thread? No, especially when it's about a misplaced quote that I have neither the time nor the interest to look up in the general trash heap of forgettable garbage that infects this board! Shit! And I thought I would at least be trashed for my overbearing e-hornyness and ridiculous banter with supposed and semi-real eplaya females! Fuck. I'm going to DVD's chat room (now do I really want to do that?)

Gee, what's come over me.?...I've gone against my principles, and displayed an inordinate amount of angst and anger...I'm so sorry. Can you all ever forgive me?

Let me take you to the bar, treat you to some expensive drinks and truthfully answer your questions about my real motives for being here.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 4:50 pm

Well, Gigglesnot... you have a major point, there... but it appears to be growing out of the top of your head...

How in the living-gospel-buttfuckin-hell did you ever think that you could fit in with this crowd... even if half of them have transcended brain damage in the same proportion that slime mold has transcended humans, and wouldn't know a creative fucking thought if it came up and bit them on their ample fucking asses....

Jesus... sorry, sorry, sorry.... it's Veteran's Day, and I'm still just a little touchy (after 34 fucking years) Sorry, sorry, sorry......

Let me get you a scotch... a whole bottle, actually... in the bar, and we can talk about this whole 'newbie' thing...

Do you know that I still feel like a newbie and a poser? I do, but please don't tell anybody, please...

....oops.......... I posted this, didn't I..... now everybody knows....

...shit.....

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 5:19 pm

GiggleSNOT! FUCK YOU AND THE COW YOU RODE IN ON! Just kidding. Yes, I would like to have a scotch with you, thanks.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 5:30 pm

gigglesnort wrote:GiggleSNOT! FUCK YOU AND THE COW YOU RODE IN ON! Just kidding. Yes, I would like to have a scotch with you, thanks.

Meet you at the bar, Sweetie...

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:03 pm

ESKIMO?! ESKIMO!!!! ALL I HEAR IS ESKIMO THIS AND ESKIMO THAT! I KNOW WHAT YA'LL ARE DOIN!

I HATE THE EPLAYA AND ALL YOUR INSIDER BULLSHIT! I'M NEVER COMING BACK HERE AGAIN!

yeah right.

DRINK MORE TEQUILA!

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:31 pm

*SLAP!*

thanks

i needed that!

:)

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:33 pm

see? It's you again..that's the girl that tried to pick me up last week.

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:36 pm

fuck you, you thread trolling ass monger. how dare you compare me to some druken twit at a petaluma cow town bar? i really ought to come down to hoity ass marin county and pin you to a wall right now!

oops, i think i mixed up me pattern...ummm...i'm sorry...wanna fuck? i mean, a drink!

4 Women of the Apocalypse · Post by **4 Women of the Apocalypse** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 4:14 pm

you're wrong.
you're dead meat.
i'm not sorry.
now get me a drink!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 4:23 pm

regynalonglank wrote:fuck you, you thread trolling ass monger. how dare you compare me to some druken twit at a petaluma cow town bar? i really ought to come down to hoity ass marin county and pin you to a wall right now!

oops, i think i mixed up me pattern...ummm...i'm sorry...wanna fuck? i mean, a drink!

yes and yes

dogtomantoinsecttothought

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 4:24 pm

4 Women of the Apocalypse wrote:you're wrong.
you're dead meat.
i'm not sorry.
now get me a drink!

ah wormwood4...ain't it get "us" a drink?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 4:34 pm

time to rag on Joel
You bottom feeding gangrenous Saffire clone, dead without cut and paste
conservative whoremaster corncob head slightly above cretin from Borg mind factory land. You and your dearth of borrowed posts wreak worse that a month old syphilitic corpse, ravens crap on you and your corn fields!

Wow...where did that come from? Do I have a dark side or what?
Joel, being a good upstanding christian man, I know that the compassionate conservative side of you will dispense ample quantities of forgiveness on me.
Let's go to the bar and 'simply' forget all this.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 4:36 pm

cowboyangel wrote:
4 Women of the Apocalypse wrote:you're wrong.
you're dead meat.
i'm not sorry.
now get me a drink!
ah wormwood4...ain't it get "us" a drink?

I think they are sort of joined at the hip.

And at the consciousness.

It sort of goes beyond Jr. High anatomy at any rate.

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 5:31 pm

Hey it's not MY fault you wouldn't know a cult classic movie if it bit you on the ass! I mean come on, doesn't EVERYBODY remember Heathers?

You must be some kind of hermit, or else so WASTED all the time that you can't remember what you had for breakfast, much less a great movie!

Oh gosh, I'm sorry. I don't know what got into me... will you buy me a drink?

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 5:41 pm

Shit,

I cant think of anything to put in here.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 6:47 pm

Alpha wrote:Hey it's not MY fault you wouldn't know a cult classic movie if it bit you on the ass! I mean come on, doesn't EVERYBODY remember Heathers?

You must be some kind of hermit, or else so WASTED all the time that you can't remember what you had for breakfast, much less a great movie!

Oh gosh, I'm sorry. I don't know what got into me... will you buy me a drink?

[sobbing]I'm a human being with real feelings and emotions. I don't understand why you have to give me such a hard time. I mean, I'm from the south! And not just any south but ARKANSAW for chrissake! We dont even have shoes here let alone CULTURE! [/sobbing]

What a cruel, cruel world.

[eeyore voice] Gosh, I'm sorry to keep dumping on you guys with my problems. [/eeyore voice]

Forgive my lowly state and let me buy you that drink.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 11:31 am

tonytohono wrote:TONYTOHONO CONTEMPLATES EATING HUNTED GAME...

What, you some kinda carrot head hippy-type? Doncha know celery has feelings too! At least the damn deer had a chance to run away!

You *must* be a damn hippy what with your narrow-minded borrowed preconception and judgmental attitude.

Fuck! Now who's being the judgmental jerk? I love the smell of patchouli!! And I think dreadlocks are sexy, too!

Wouldn't some nice patchouli-smellin hippy-type buy a redneck a beer ?

[Disclaimer: This is not my own material (except for hte patchouli adn dreadlocks and buy me a beer part); taken directly from my man, the very original and terribly good-lookin southern beau]

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 9:46 am

Rabbi Dali Rick wrote:Hmmmm Hmmmm Hmm Hmmmmmm Hmmm Hmmmmmmm....

all in the name of science of course.......

hummingly,
the rebbi

YMMV

YMMV?

Look, Rabbi Rali Dick-head, I don't know what the fuck that means, asshole! Why do all you stupid burning people have to make it so hard for new people to understand!

Oh golly, I'm sorry, you don't even know who I am, do you? Well, let's just say I've got issues and move on, shall we?

What's yer favorite drink?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 10:56 am

Simply Joel wrote:
Discosybil wrote:How was it mentioned. Was there discussion afterwards?
i bet they said the "yahoos" sucked.
:lol:

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE REFERRING TO! I MAY BE FROM ARKANSAS BUT I WASN'T BORN YESTERDAY YOU KNOW!

FUCK ALL YOU STUPID ELITIST JUDGMENTAL BURNING MAN PEOPLE! JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE WAY COOLER THAN ME AND GOT HERE BEFORE I DID DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T HAVE FEELINGS TOO!

Where's my fuckin prozac?

Joel, I sure could use some of your freshly baked muffins right about now.

calsur · Post by **calsur** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 2:18 am

Rob the Wop,

I just have to know. Did you smoke the cigar used in you Avitar photo?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 10:14 am

Alpha wrote:Hey it's not MY fault you wouldn't know a cult classic movie if it bit you on the ass! I mean come on, doesn't EVERYBODY remember Heathers?

You must be some kind of hermit, or else so WASTED all the time that you can't remember what you had for breakfast, much less a great movie!

Oh gosh, I'm sorry. I don't know what got into me... will you buy me a drink?

I have a better idea. Lets rent Heathers and drink on the couch watching it. Dang, Winona Ryder was so cute before she became a hardenend criminal.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 10:17 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
Alpha wrote:Hey it's not MY fault you wouldn't know a cult classic movie if it bit you on the ass! I mean come on, doesn't EVERYBODY remember Heathers?

You must be some kind of hermit, or else so WASTED all the time that you can't remember what you had for breakfast, much less a great movie!

Oh gosh, I'm sorry. I don't know what got into me... will you buy me a drink?
I have a better idea. Lets rent Heathers and drink on the couch watching it. Dang, Winona Ryder was so cute before she became a hardenend criminal.

Sounds like fun! I must confess I really never have seen the movie :shock: :oops: wrong thread.....