The Bar

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 10:12 pm

"you scum sucking neandrethal cretin, pus oozing chewed up low life BASEBALL FANATIC!!!"

I just like the ring to that one!

Dead Baby Float with Jägermeister?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 10:19 pm

place very carefully behind bar.
press only when stun gun fails.
press only when murine in drink fails.
press when reaching orgasm.
press when political discussion commences.
press when hot chick/guy enters bar.
hide it when Rob shows up

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 10:38 pm

~enters with tool-bag, walks to vacant treadmill donated by Rian~

clank... wrench wrench click.... pfft... screw..... zppft...

~turns on electric ass butterer, sits~

Hmmm. That is not so good for me.

~zppft.. click.. wrench wrench .. snikt!~

Oh yeah, much better.
~pours ice on ramp~
electric luge

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 10:40 pm

greetings rabbit! care for some chardonnay?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 10:53 pm

Kind of you, dear man!

As it happens, I have an aversion to wine other than when cooking or trying to get laid.

~recalling four dollar bottle of bitter gut reeling night~

What is your desire, sir?

~wipes bar-top with dusty rag, looking classy~

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 10:58 pm

I was expecting a Very Special Treat.....but it looks like others beat me to it.
Strong Spirits?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 11:04 pm

~mixes calmly, sets clear blue glass before patron~

Here you are....

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 11:07 pm

make it unusually strong please Mr. Rabbit

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 11:12 pm

thank you. good night mr. nipples!

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 11:15 pm

~removes blue glass, stirs with glass stick~

This ought to cure whatever ails, dear freind.

~waits while toweling glasses clean~

Do you think the Sandro Bottecelli Birth of Venus painting
looks alright over the fireplace, or better over here?!

~handles Venus gingerly to new place next to cook/bartender entrance at rear~

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 11:18 pm

These things I worry!
At times seem important.
Trivialities.

~pounds many half-finished drinks left on main bar, rinses glasses~

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 11:20 pm

~pulls speacial glass stir-stick from blue drink, holds over lip, lets drop drip~

oh yeah

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 11:23 pm

~places Venus back over fireplace after cook leaves smiling~

Good night, sleep tight!

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 11:56 pm

~stops masterbating~

May I help you?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 11:57 pm

Hey I just had an itch, I got it thanks anyway.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:04 am

Oh oh you were ah oh never mind ,
Yes I would like a Black velvet and 7up

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:04 am

Oh! Sorry!

~disentangles hands from patrons lap~

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:05 am

~slips Black Lady Zippered across rail~

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:06 am

So nipples how can you get up in the morning after staying up all night?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:07 am

I am an alcoholic athelete.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:08 am

there is a fine tradition in that.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:12 am

Skol Pifisken!

paps · Post by **paps** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:14 am

~head-butts nipples, Zulegoona & amnesia~

amnesia · Post by **amnesia** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:16 am

Ouch!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:17 am

well I was just catching up on the thread before heading off to bed myself. It's true I am an addict too

you have a good night rabbit man.....

awh paps, I like you to,
* grinds knuckles it to top of paps head *

but I really need to go.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:21 am

~points to work related "We Miss You When You are Gone" poster~

Here is a Seven Up & Black Velvet to go!

You Like It/It Likes You

paps · Post by **paps** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:34 am

Are you gonna eat that?
~points to own crotch~

amnesia · Post by **amnesia** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:36 am

i do not think so
therefore i am not
gonna eat that no

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:40 am

~slaps Pop-It-Gopher™ with paddle~

Alrighty, then.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 7:49 am

you know..we're giving "free" material to comedians, ideas to reality TV nut cases, hours of entertainment to Justice Department guys, so, shouldn't we be charging all of the above? A cup of 'pure' coffee please...ah I'll make the pot myself.