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Post by buckethead alien » Fri Nov 12, 2004 7:54 am

Hey CBA, howsa? Good point about material. If someone just took Rob's stuff, for example, they'd have enough material for....jeezus, I don't know...uh...uh...


On another subject: Do you or anyone else remember when someone was posting about making "booze over evil" T-shirts? I wanna find that site he was talking about.

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Post by Simply Joel » Fri Nov 12, 2004 7:57 am

HAPPY DIWALI!!

may i have drink please
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Post by gigglesnort » Fri Nov 12, 2004 7:59 am

It's Friday! But~the closest thing I have to a social life only exists on my computer screen, my lover has left for the weekend, and I only typed about 1/3 of my quota this week for spending all my time hanging around here. I need a beer~let the virtual drinking begin!

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Post by cowboyangel » Fri Nov 12, 2004 8:07 am

Simply Joel wrote:HAPPY DIWALI!!

may i have drink please
HINDU FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS! put all the lights on!
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Post by GuinivereElise » Fri Nov 12, 2004 8:49 am

Morning all!

Looks like a wonderful night was had in here by all... guess I'll start some coffee and clean a bit...

ooooo, lookit this pretty red button! Wow... someone really cares about this place....

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Post by cowboyangel » Fri Nov 12, 2004 8:51 am

cowboyangel wrote:Image


place very carefully behind bar.
press only when stun gun fails.
press only when murine in drink fails.
press when reaching orgasm.
press when political discussion commences.
press when hot chick/guy enters bar.
hide it when Rob shows up
just to make it easy for Friday morning flies to find....
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Post by cowboyangel » Fri Nov 12, 2004 8:53 am

bye all nough a e-trouble for now..off to quirk
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Post by buckethead alien » Fri Nov 12, 2004 9:18 am

sputnik wrote:I'm just walking through...

The coffee is ready

Basic T's can be found at http://www.cafepress.com/eplaya_bar

I'm thinking of putting together a mandala of 'regulars' icons for the back. What do you think?
I found it. Had to read through 109 pages to get to Sput's post, but, holy fuck, was it worth it--on the way, I laughed, cried, blushed, and most of all, remembered why I love you all so much. Oops, wrong thread, so fuck me. Ooops, wrong thread again.

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Post by Rian Jackson » Fri Nov 12, 2004 9:39 am

sweeet.
just ordered a shirt and a thong.

yay!
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Post by Simply Joel » Fri Nov 12, 2004 9:51 am

Rian Jackson wrote:sweeet.
just ordered a shirt and a thong.

yay!
visulizing... visualizing... visualizing.... (SLAP across the face) oops, sorry
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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Nov 12, 2004 9:54 am

helitack wrote:Is it safe to come in here for a beverage now?
Define "safe.:
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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Nov 12, 2004 9:56 am

stuart wrote: I'm tellin ya, junk in the trunk, thumper in my bumper. You could bounce and anvil off of my ass.
Is this how you pick up blacksmiths?
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Post by buckethead alien » Fri Nov 12, 2004 9:57 am

Rian Jackson wrote:sweeet.
just ordered a shirt and a thong.
Is it too late to buy a ticket to Seattle?

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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Nov 12, 2004 10:03 am

Bambi of Finland wrote:Bambi sneaks in and steals everyones clothing. Now watcha gonna do ? He backs out of The Bar and goes to donate everything to the
goodwill across the street. Love you Tisha !!!
Shouldn't that be the costume camp across the street?

Just checking.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Nov 12, 2004 10:04 am

cowboyangel wrote:cookie's been gropping my gell filled knee pads while I snuck back here.....
Now that's alternative sexuality!
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Post by Rian Jackson » Fri Nov 12, 2004 10:04 am

buckethead alien wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:sweeet.
just ordered a shirt and a thong.
Is it too late to buy a ticket to Seattle?
BuckIt, Joel, come on down...
3/4WotA is waiting for you, i'm sure....
surlier than thou

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Post by 4 Women of the Apocalypse » Fri Nov 12, 2004 10:06 am

Rian Jackson wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:sweeet.
just ordered a shirt and a thong.
Is it too late to buy a ticket to Seattle?
BuckIt, Joel, come on down...
3/4WotA is waiting for you, i'm sure....
*slapping riding crop against hands*

We sure are....

:twisted:

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Post by buckethead alien » Fri Nov 12, 2004 10:06 am

Rian Jackson wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:sweeet.
just ordered a shirt and a thong.
Is it too late to buy a ticket to Seattle?
BuckIt, Joel, come on down...
We're the next contenders on "Your Ass Is Mine!"

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Post by Simply Joel » Fri Nov 12, 2004 10:10 am

buckethead alien wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:
buckethead alien wrote: Is it too late to buy a ticket to Seattle?
BuckIt, Joel, come on down...
We're the next contenders on "Your Ass Is Mine!"
gotta like that... time to go set up the DIWALI refreshments, see all of you later.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Nov 12, 2004 10:35 am

Zulegoona wrote:Cowboy I think you should try on the tube top and leg warmers without the skirt it could be a good look on you
I am envisioning a special third (4th?) specially knitted accessory (matching, of course) being knitted for the . . . um . . equipment part of the anatomy. Keep it warm, you know.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Nov 12, 2004 10:38 am

robbidobbs wrote: My life has gone from soap opera to sit-com.
Next stop--Japenese cartoon with toy tie-ins?
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Post by tisha2 » Fri Nov 12, 2004 10:39 am

cowboyangel wrote:I was expecting a Very Special Treat.....but it looks like others beat me to it.
Strong Spirits?
sorry, baby. missed it.

what, ahem, exactly were you expecting and what, ahem, exactly are you assuming others got??
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Post by tisha2 » Fri Nov 12, 2004 10:40 am

and why, oh why, did NOTHING happen when Woodrow pushed that big red button last night...huh, Rob?? ...time-delay?? what...?
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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Nov 12, 2004 10:41 am

cowboyangel wrote:is that stuff on your back edible? aw shit there I go again...
The stuff on MY back is an annoying and itchy break-out pimple colony. If you'd like to pop the black heads with your teeth, you'd earn gratitude.


And a reputation as a real sicko, I fear.
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by GuinivereElise » Fri Nov 12, 2004 10:43 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
cowboyangel wrote:is that stuff on your back edible? aw shit there I go again...
The stuff on MY back is an annoying and itchy break-out pimple colony. If you'd like to pop the black heads with your teeth, you'd earn gratitude.


And a reputation as a real sicko, I fear.
wow.... that was disgusting.... you win, Fishy.

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Post by Rob the Wop » Fri Nov 12, 2004 10:45 am

tisha2 wrote:and why, oh why, did NOTHING happen when Woodrow pushed that big red button last night...huh, Rob?? ...time-delay?? what...?
Who said nothing happened when the big red button was pushed?

Did you check the attic or the basement?

Did you look under the tables and chairs?

I'm pretty sure something happened, I'm just not sure what.
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Post by buckethead alien » Fri Nov 12, 2004 10:47 am

Rob, I have been meaning to ask you: how do you get those cigars to stick in your behind like that? I have been trying and they just seem to fall out when I walk.

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Post by GuinivereElise » Fri Nov 12, 2004 10:52 am

buckethead alien wrote:Rob, I have been meaning to ask you: how do you get those cigars to stick in your behind like that? I have been trying and they just seem to fall out when I walk.
it's all about depth baby...

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Post by tisha2 » Fri Nov 12, 2004 10:52 am

Rob the Wop wrote:
tisha2 wrote:and why, oh why, did NOTHING happen when Woodrow pushed that big red button last night...huh, Rob?? ...time-delay?? what...?
Who said nothing happened when the big red button was pushed?

Did you check the attic or the basement?

Did you look under the tables and chairs?

I'm pretty sure something happened, I'm just not sure what.
oh -

*goes to cellar door, removes locks and chains...opens door*
~creeeeaaaakk~

*gingerly goes down a few steps - rancid stink wafts up from below*

ooohhhhh holy hell!!!

yaaaahhh!!!

*drops suddenly and disappears into the darkness...*
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Post by GuinivereElise » Fri Nov 12, 2004 10:54 am

Tish!!!

Tish, are you okay!

*calling down the cellar*TIIIIIISSSH!!!

Shit. Somebody get my cuffs, a length of rope, and a pitcher of marguaritas...

STAT!

Tish, I'm gonna get you out. Just hold on!

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