The Bar

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:38 pm

[Tish grabs hold of rope, giggles grabs hold of Tish, and Duke grabs on to giggles]

On the count of three, ready? One....two....three.....

PULL!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:43 pm

*the rope suddenly gives and comes flying down into the hole with Guinevere at the other end...*

Yaaayyy!!!!!

hey - i'm still wearing the cuffs....

WE
NEED
MORE
TEQUILA
!!!!!!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:45 pm

*is pulled down the cellar by Tish, Giggle, and Duke*

Klonk!

ow....

wow... there IS quite a party going on down here...

those glowsticks really add to the surrealness of it all

*calling up* Thanks Fishy!!

Okay, guys, I'll stay down here for a while, but then I have to get back up and mind the bar. Until then, Tish, gimme a shot of that Pitron...

And duke, call me GWEN again, and I'll sic the 4 Women of the Apocalypse on your ass...

Giggle, put that lime in your mouth, and grab some salt....

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:46 pm

SAM...??

SAM, is that you???

SEND DOWN THE TEQUILA AND GITCHER ASS DOWN HERE!!!

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 1:10 pm

*Rob comes strolling in minus the dead cat and the Etch a Sketch*

"Whew! That sure did do a number on the wrench, but I'm fairly sure that poetry will NEVER see the light of day. Now time for a margarita."

*Saunters over to the bar in search of a blender, sees GE with a rope going down into the cellar*

"Huh? Wait a second... there's a penis print on the Alice Button!
Woodrow!!!!!"

*Walks up and peers down into the cellar. Rubs chin thoughtfully while staring into space for a minute. Walks behind bar and grabs bags of corn nuts, marshmellows, a 'Hello Kitty' phone, a Howler monkey, and a 60's era mood ring. Walks over to the cellar door and throws them in.*

"Told ya not to do it. Anyways, you'll need these. I have to go back to work, I think there is a way out. Follow BHA, he's been here before. Mind the snipes."

*Strolls back out again.*

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 1:20 pm

buckethead alien wrote:Oh lord, where am I?

*notices a small door through which a lush garden is visible*

Maybe there's something to drink down here.

*Zulegoona sits cross legged on a giant mushroom with a hookah bubbling next to him and a curl of smoke rising above his head. Zule has an ear to ear smile,....*

Hello Buckethead, can I get you anything, want some tea?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 1:21 pm

*feeling small objects hitting her head*

Ow!

Hmmm...

Curiouser and curiouser...

marshmellows....

here, Tish... chew on this marshmellow while I get you outta these cuffs...

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 1:25 pm

GuinivereElise wrote: here, Tish... chew on this marshmellow while I get you outta these cuffs...

Odd thing is, 90% of all good midget porn starts exactly like this...

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 1:25 pm

[giggles, pondering the growing backlog at work and wondering how to get out of the hole, discovers unopened glass box in which a very small cake has the words "EAT ME" spelled out beautifully in currants]

Hmmmm, wonder what this would do?

[Snarf]

Yummmeee, eeeeeee, EEEEEEEEE, EEEEEEEEE!!!

[Now giant-sized and still naked, giggles steps out of hole, lifting roof off bar, replaces it]

Fun party! Talk to ya guys later! (now how do i get back to my regular size, I wonder?)

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 1:26 pm

yum! marshmellows....

*nibble nibble*

ooops, sorry Guin...

oooohhhhh!! a mood ring!!

*slips ring on finger*

hmmm....it's turning bright green...what's that mean???

*howler monkey lands*

YAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! WTF is that!!!!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 1:37 pm

[shocked] how did you guys find me down here? who told???[/shocked]

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 1:41 pm

*duke creeps up to zules mushroom*
...duke remaind looking thoughtfully at the mushroom for a minutetrying to make outwhich were the two sides...as it was perfectly round he found this a verry difficult question. however at last he stretched his arms round it as far as they would go and broke off a bit with each hand
and now which is which he said to himself and nibbled a bit of the right handbit ...the next moment he felt a violent blow to his chin : it had struck his foot.
he was a good deal frightened by this very sudden change but he felt there was no time to be lost and he was shrinking rapidly so he set to work at once to eat some of the other bit...
*duke grows tall quickly and reaches out of the hole and grabs a few more bottles of tequilla...and then nibbles a little more of the shrooms to shrink back to his original size*
LETS KEEP THIS PARTUY GOIN PEOPLE....THE SHROOMS ARE GREAT!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 1:42 pm

damn...there really needs to be an edit button on here....

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 1:47 pm

[giggles, still giant, still naked, and still not back to work, strides up to Duke, picks him up by the collar, and licks his shroom, promptly shrinking back down to normal size]

Thanks!

[She discovers magic dissapearing cloak, throws it over her head, and is gone without a trace]

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 1:52 pm

*ring. . . . ring . . . . ring*

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 1:53 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote: here, Tish... chew on this marshmellow while I get you outta these cuffs...
Odd thing is, 90% of all good midget porn starts exactly like this...

Alas. There is very little flogging in GOOD midget porn.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 1:54 pm

*stares at the others*

*cautiously reaches for kitty phone and picks up*

...he-he... hello...?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:00 pm

*on the other end of the phone*

WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP[/b]

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:03 pm

*Crypto channelling the unholy phone*
The Bar has been kidnapped. The Bar has been kidnapped.
Please drop off 1000 cases of scotch and 400 barrells of ooooooooooozo and a butt (Rob's doesn't count) of malmsy at the foot of the General Sherman redwood tree.
Then await further instructions.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:04 pm

LamplighterDuke wrote:*on the other end of the phone*

WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP[/b]

Ahem excuse me

Hello I'm calling from Indentured Financial we can provide you with a cash out home equity loan to pay off your credit card debt, talk a dream vacation anything you want, and lower your monthly payment in the process.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:05 pm

*still as channelled phone*
Holy Kitty F*ck! another wire crossed with that "hip" cell phone company!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:06 pm

OW!

*pulls phone away from ear*

*into phone*
umm....oh, y'know...jus' chillin' in a dank hole with my friends, some tequila, and a howler monkey...some 'shrooms...an underemployed chesire cyborg octopus cat.... some snacks and s&m equipment...

whazzup on yer end??

....shizzle...heh...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:13 pm

*hangs up the phone and turns to tisha...*
nothing really...but i have some bad news...were out of salt for the tequilla shots...we may have to start licking eachother....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:15 pm

*fishy comes to, and stumbles around in the dust*
Where's the bar? It was around here somewhere. . .
I need a drink! Oh well, off to see what the firefighters can give me. . .
*trudges off to 3 o'clock plaza*

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:16 pm

LamplighterDuke wrote:*hangs up the phone and turns to tisha...*
nothing really...but i have some bad news...were out of salt for the tequilla shots.

nnoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LamplighterDuke wrote:..we may have to start licking eachother....

oh.

okay!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:19 pm

have no fear...ill go over and snag a few guys from jiffylube...they seemed to be the saltiest tasting people ive met....

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:20 pm

uummmm......

#1 we are down in a hole.

#2 the jiffylube guys went home a couple of months ago.

#3 how do YOU know what they taste like??

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:20 pm

so, not to interrupt this fantastic part-ay we've got going on, but there's this man across the street from my workplace, dressed in a tophat and tails made entirely of DENIM PATCHES, with grommets and studs, and blowing smoke bubbles...

I'm feeling a bit like Alice, in my default world, too...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:21 pm

ug... damned scrolling thing...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:21 pm

go give him something!!!