The Bar

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:22 pm

I know! but I can't think of what to give him!!!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:24 pm

nuggies!!!

*stops and shakes head*
Why'd I say that?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:24 pm

* Zule becomes transparent and slowly disappears
His smile is the last thing that could be seen, then it too disappears*

* from nowhere and every where *

Later people, good weekend to those that won't be around later,.........

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:24 pm

gwen...give him a hug

tish..
1. oh...duh
2. oh...duh
3. i envoke my 5th amendment rights against self incrimination

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:24 pm

GE!

Stick your head out of the door and tell Stuart to go back to California.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:26 pm

LamplighterDuke wrote:gwen...give him a hug

tish..
1. oh...duh
2. oh...duh
3. i envoke my 5th amendment rights against self incrimination

<urgent whisper> DON'T CALL HER GWEN!!!! SHE HATES THAT!!!!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:27 pm

okay, I just went and gave him a couple of hersheys kisses and told him that he made my day....

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:27 pm

Oh and Happy 500 pages,.. I'm sure you'll get there all to soon.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:27 pm

Bye Zule!!!!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:27 pm

Where'd that monkey get to?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:28 pm

i know...but last time i called her that she promised to send 4 hot chicks to my house if i said it again....

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:29 pm

LamplighterDuke wrote:i know...but last time i called her that she promised to send 4 hot chicks to my house if i said it again....

Dood, you are playing with fire.

(Eskimo)

4 Women of the Apocalypse · Post by **4 Women of the Apocalypse** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:30 pm

LamplighterDuke wrote:i know...but last time i called her that she promised to send 4 hot chicks to my house if i said it again....

careful what you wish for, punk.

4 Women of the Apocalypse · Post by **4 Women of the Apocalypse** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:31 pm

Guinivere warned you.

now we shall CRUSH you.

and no, you WON'T like it.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:31 pm

oh shit, Lampie, duck!

INCOMING!!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:35 pm

buckethead alien wrote:
LamplighterDuke wrote:i know...but last time i called her that she promised to send 4 hot chicks to my house if i said it again....
Dood, you are playing with fire.

(Eskimo)

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:37 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:
LamplighterDuke wrote:i know...but last time i called her that she promised to send 4 hot chicks to my house if i said it again....
Dood, you are playing with fire.

(Eskimo)

Very, very good. Took me a minute.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:38 pm

tee hee!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:40 pm

again with the friggin eskimo.....what the hell is up with the...

CLONK

4 Women of the Apocalypse · Post by **4 Women of the Apocalypse** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:43 pm

*4WotA grab Lampie by the underwear and hold him aloft. He screams in fear and a small yellow puddle begins to form under his feet. 4WotA pull out a meat hook, attach it to a tree, and carefully slip it through the back of his jacket, suspending him. *

chinese alcohol torture!!!

*they shout in unison. they tape his mouth shut and proceed to drip tequila onto his face. Lampie begins to cry muffled sobs of frustration.*

stop your wailing!

*the short one declares, and brandishes a paddle. she hands it to the spunky one with the evil gleam in her eye, who pulls her hand back and takes aim...*

4 Women of the Apocalypse · Post by **4 Women of the Apocalypse** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:44 pm

LamplighterDuke wrote:again with the friggin eskimo.....what the hell is up with the...

CLONK

*and the 4WotA drag their prey back to their lair.... laughing and licking their lips...*

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:45 pm

ooooo...oooooooo now whip me...harder!!!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:45 pm

Quinn? Nanook?

The world is spinning and I keep channelling odd voices. I deFINately need a drink. . .

I'm going to grind up these liquorice altoids, mix them with playa dust, throw it all in gatorade, and and drink up. If that doesn't produce some sort of altered consciousness . . . . . I'll hold my breath till my gills turn blue.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:45 pm

how can he talk with his mouth taped shut?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:47 pm

Must be nearing the 500th page vortex.

*scans horizon*

Yup, there some moire patterns.

[shouts] INCOMING EELS!!!![/shouts]

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:48 pm

im using my special powers to project my thought into your collective psyche...so :P

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:49 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:how can he talk with his mouth taped shut?

<-----
Why are you asking me?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:49 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:how can he talk with his mouth taped shut?
<-----
Why are you asking me?

Well, I wasn't, but it's a good question for you, too...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:50 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Must be nearing the 500th page vortex.

*scans horizon*

Yup, there some moire patterns.

[shouts] INCOMING EELS!!!![/shouts]

goddammit!! and i have to leave...

y'all better do something fanfuckingtastic for #500 for me to read later...

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:51 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:
Rob the Wop wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:how can he talk with his mouth taped shut?
<-----
Why are you asking me?
Well, I wasn't, but it's a good question for you, too...

The same way I'm smoking this cigar, how else?