The Bar

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:51 pm

does the utter destruction of Dukie count, or do we have to come up with something BETTER?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:52 pm

hey, who were those people? think we'll ever see LD again? and what the hell are you guys doing down here? i didn't know you had directions to my house.

hm. well. ok. just be careful would ya? things aren't always what they seem down here.

(I have to come here to escape the politics, you know....)

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:54 pm

I'm guessing Duke will appear again, but I expect him to be unrecognizabe...

I think I saw one of those women carrying a meat grinder...

Yipes!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:56 pm

Rian Jackson wrote: things aren't always what they seem down here.

Yes, but everything has a purpose, even here.

Right, BHA?

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:59 pm

onward to 500.

have a nice weekend everyone...

i am on my way to my destiny which includes beer.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:59 pm

Beer-ward ho, Joel.

Steady as she goes...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:00 pm

perhaps they'll decide to be gentle. you never know.

well, i liked Lampie while he was here. sure will miss him... even the talking out of his ass...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:00 pm

*steps out from behind a rock*
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
my plan worked perfectly...at the last minutes i switched myself with a manakin (F*&% the dictionary)in an acapulco shirt.... they carried that off a tortured IT instead of me HAHAHAHAHAheh...heh...he....uhoh....theyre coming back...they must have figured out my ruse........ AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
HIDE ME
HIDE ME!!!
FOR GODS SAKE HIDE ME...I PROMISE ILL NEVER CALL YOU GWEN AGAIN!!!!!!!!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:01 pm

i don't think they're that easy to fool.
quiet, lampie!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:01 pm

*sky grows dark*

*wind pick up and whirls*

*through the dust can be seen floating a Skye Terrier; a man in a wheel chair cacking through a keyboard; range cattle; a llama; the center camp cafe; miles and miles of christmas light with 100s of naughty santas entangled therein; a missing WWII bomber exuding swing music; a giant praying mantis; a mammoth; a sasquatch; a hairy bar of soap; your 10 grade boy/girlfriend; the Doomsday Book; and a dodo.*

[grown]Where's the exedrin migrane?[/groan]

SFX: the ringing of a telephone.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:02 pm

*picking up the phone*
hello?

4 Women of the Apocalypse · Post by **4 Women of the Apocalypse** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:06 pm

*4WotA* reappear and circle Lampie hungrily, licking their lips. they exchange meaningful glances*

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:10 pm

eep...y-you dont wanna hurt little ole me..do you? not this close to 500....ill do anything...ill crawls ill beg...il *shudders* ill apoligize to GE.....ill give you a blinky light? glowstick? name your price

4 Women of the Apocalypse · Post by **4 Women of the Apocalypse** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:12 pm

you think we can be pacified by a glowstick?!?!

ha!

down on your knees. beg! and with NO BOURBON!!!

*the 4WotA drain their bottle or bourbon in seconds.*

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:12 pm

IM TOO PRETTY TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!![/b]

4 Women of the Apocalypse · Post by **4 Women of the Apocalypse** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:13 pm

only we are too pretty to die! eveyrone else is expendable!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:13 pm

LamplighterDuke wrote:eep...y-you dont wanna hurt little ole me..do you? not this close to 500....ill do anything...ill crawls ill beg...il *shudders* ill apoligize to GE.....ill give you a blinky light? glowstick? name your price

*Hello Kitty phone begins to hiss and stalk him, handset following him and spreading a hood like a hungry cobra*

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:14 pm

YESSSS!!!!!!!! i love that that is the first post on page 500!!!

righty - i'm out y'all. have a PHENOMENAL time at Seacomp!!!!

*MWAH*

4 Women of the Apocalypse · Post by **4 Women of the Apocalypse** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:15 pm

i see you're meeting our friends.
don't make us sic the fish on you.
now grovel!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:15 pm

*gets on his knees*
(wish i could say this was a first)
*cries...pleads...begs......*
i cant go...its not my time.....im too young...ive only been to one burn...theres so many drugs i havent tried yet....ill give you TWO glowsticks???

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:18 pm

*channelling very large voice*
SILENCE YOU PATHETIC WORM!!!!!!!!!
YOU DARE TO ASSUME THESE PATHETIC GEWGAWS WILL BUY YOUR FREEDOM!!! WE CAN LIGHT YOU LIKE A CANDLE!!!! TONIGHT WE'LL BE BURNING A DIFFERENT MAN

4 Women of the Apocalypse · Post by **4 Women of the Apocalypse** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:20 pm

perhaps you can bargain. if we are satisfied with the tasks we give you, we may decide to spare you. maybe.

first, FOOT MASSAGES!!!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:21 pm

wow... all this because he called me Gwen.

To quote Fishie:

an apology might grease those wheels....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:21 pm

*Booming echos fade*
*fishy starts to channell a slightly smaller voice*
And we'll make blinkies from your eyeballs and any other balls we can find in your proto-corpse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Very large laugh echos off mountainsides*

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:22 pm

tisha2 wrote:YESSSS!!!!!!!! i love that that is the first post on page 500!!!

righty - i'm out y'all. have a PHENOMENAL time at Seacomp!!!!

*MWAH*

I agree, wholeheartedly. Tish, you'll be missed, severly. But I'm sure we'll raise a glass or two in your honor... you probably shouldn't be doing anything too important tomorrow night, because we might just get you drunk...

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:23 pm

cowboy walks in dusting self off and says.."Is this a bar or the new meeting place for the militant wing of the Daughters of Bilitis?"

4worms of the apocalypsis what.?..2 Jägermeisters please.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:27 pm

*goes up to the 4wota and starts rubbing the cute ones feet*
*turns to GE* sorry guini...i promise i wont do it again
*turns to crypto* BACK OFF PU$$Y...i eat shit like you for dinner...actually...i think i have some fishsticks in the freezer....mmmm.....
**wanders off and starts digging in his freezer**

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:27 pm

*CBA find self swimming in a vortex of liquid. One taste confirms his worst suspicions--an olympic swimming pool's worth of a Jaegermeister knockoff!*

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:29 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:*CBA find self swimming in a vortex of liquid. One taste confirms his worst suspicions--an olympic swimming pool's worth of a Jaegermeister knockoff!*

Is this how the Wormwood4 begins the fatal seduction?...I'm a loser

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:30 pm

LamplighterDuke wrote:*goes up to the 4wota and starts rubbing the cute ones feet*
*turns to GE* sorry guini...i promise i wont do it again
*turns to crypto* BACK OFF PU$$Y...i eat shit like you for dinner...actually...i think i have some fishsticks in the freezer....mmmm.....
**wanders off and starts digging in his freezer**

Frozen Chthulu Squid grabs him with all tentacles and pulls him inward. After a 30-second struggle the freezer door is closed and Duke entered another dimention. A dimention of frost and cold and the sound of icicles forming. . .