The person below me

[clocksnmirrors]

haha no, but you just reminded me of gym class in grammar school, we had to take square dancing lessons

tpbm has a love affair with beets

[theCryptofishist]

A flirtation. Now my mother and beets are a long time pair.
tpbm's mother also had/has a transcendent with a vegetable.

[shroom]

my mom is an almost vegetarian so yes she loves all the veggies
TPBM did something crazy today

[remi]

Yes I did.. I put on a shirt n tie and went to work like a robot. Yeah.. I think that's fuckin' crazy!

TPBM Also thinks people who slave away at a regular office jobs are crazy.

[theCryptofishist]

I was crazy before I got this job.
tpbm has a funny story about a job driving someone crazy...
(And it better not be The Shining).

[HEATHER_INVICTUS]

I was crazy before I got this job.
tpbm has a funny story about a job driving someone crazy...
(And it better not be The Shining).

Driving people crazy IS my job!!!

TPBM is stoned

[MFOB]

I aint stoned, and I live in a Legal State. Go Figure. Dang Govt Jobs.....

TPBM bought some new skivies to wear today.

[Maizie]

Close! Instead, I observed while the boy tried on his new skivvies that he bought today. They are wonderful.

TPBM doesn't intend to wear any skivvies at the event.

[Thecatman]

You're right if I was going


TPBM hates tagless underwear, as I do

[Elsp]

False, I prefer tagless underwear.

The person below me hasn't gone to the Profile link at the top of the page, opened the board preferences tab, selected the edit display options pane and set display post ordering to descending so that the most recent post is always displayed first.

[Eric]

You are correct - it seems like a lot of work when I can just click on the most recent post on the right hand of the screen under "new posts"



tpbm has a tip to give us.

[theCryptofishist]

4tehwind in the fifth. 40 to one and can't lose.
tpbm bets on snail races.

[BoyScoutGirl]

Well, my friend had a pet attack snail. Every time I walked by his desk, I was betting I could outrun it if it decided I was a threat. I'm still here with all my extremities intact, so I guess Lady Luck was on my side for my walk on the wild side.

TPBM has been tidepooling recently.

[theCryptofishist]

Fuck, no alas. The closest I could come is those educational tide pools in aquaria and museums, where the docents hand you creatures, that have already been pawed at by filthy children who were just picking their noses.
tpbm just has to roll their eyes when I tell them that my spellcheck doesn't recognize the word "aquaria" because fuck, those things were not designed for people wiht large vocabularies and no spelling smarts.

[shroom]

lol, yes as i argue with my spell check as well
TPBM has read a great book recently

[Eric]

Yes, but I don't know that a history of the main branch of the Plantagenet kings of England is everyone's cup of tea



tpbm has eclectic reading tastes

[VultureChow]

I have read the entire Left Behind series, and I'm Jewish.

TPBM always thinks the movie was better.

[MFOB]

I do, I fn hate reading books. Movies all the way. My wifey hates them, she likes to read. BORING!

TPBM has climbed a really tall mountain, like tall n shit.

[clocksnmirrors]

i've been to the mountain top.... mount lemon that is



tpbm loves muppet movies

[Captain Goddammit]

Why yes, I do love Muppet movies! Well, actually I really loved the old Muppet Show. You can still watch it on YouTube.
TPBM ought to know the name of the old Muppet Show band!

[shroom]

I should, but I'm drawing a blank.

TPBM liked Grover on Sesame Street but thinks Elmo is an idiot.

[theCryptofishist]

I dunno. I never liked Grover, even as a kid he struck me as too much another hyper loud-mouth boy... Elmo is so after my time that I odn't have much feelings about him. Besides, I'd like to get back to the Muppet Show.
So, of the Muppet Show muppets, I felt most like Beaker, and my husband was the Swedish Chef. Did tpbm watch the old Muppet Show? And if so, what Muppet do they think closest represents their personality/existential dilemmas?

[Eric]

Gonzo has always been one of my heroes.


tpbm thought I would say Animal.

[shroom]

i think so.

(i know elmo because of my kid, thank goodness she's a teen now)

TPBM as a child, thought miss piggy and kermit were weird together.

[theCryptofishist]

I think it was normalized to me by the totally weird relationships in Peanuts, specifically Lucy & Schroeder and Sally & Linus.
tpbm is still amazed by the fact that Charles Schultz was married (to a woman) because he didn't really seem to like girls.

[shroom]

I suppose, never thought about it
TPBM loved the Smurfs

[Captain Goddammit]

Oh no he didn't! However, I used to have a Mazda Miata in smurf blue. It was the smurfiest car ever.
The band was Dr. Teeth and the Traveling Medicine Show. (If my own memory is working right).
TPBM is glad they safely avoided the whole Barney and Teletubby era!

[MFOB]

I am glad I safely avoided the Barney and Teletubby myself, but my daughter... I did not let her watch it. Never did. Now Im stuck with Yo Gabba Gabba..

TPBM loved Legos and Erector Sets

[jella]

Imagines building legos with an erertor set...yes, yes I loved them both.
TPBM can't concentrate at work so close to departure :/

[demeter]

so so so so true. I'm actually at work right now. I haven't done anything this week because my brain is so focused on BM.


TPBM has not started packing yet!