The Bar

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:30 pm

oops...hehe...fishy...buddy...pal...you know i was only joking ...right? ummm....
DRINKS ARE ON ME!!!!!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:30 pm

LamplighterDuke wrote:*goes up to the 4wota and starts rubbing the cute ones feet*
*turns to GE* sorry guini...i promise i wont do it again
*turns to crypto* BACK OFF PU$$Y...i eat shit like you for dinner...actually...i think i have some fishsticks in the freezer....mmmm.....
**wanders off and starts digging in his freezer**

wow... umm.... that's all well and good and all... but man, don't piss off the fish!

Shit!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:33 pm

is it just me or is it cold in here??

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:46 pm

tisha2 wrote:I am thinking that I seem to have a very close connection to Regyna thru Gainesville FL (if she is familiar at all with the punk band scene there...???)

ok, now that would be just FREAKY bcuz, yes, i do. my first singin gig was with a crappy punk band in g'ville called NOD, we did a show at an art gallery opening thing and then promptly disbanded in the upstanding tradition of good punk bands! that would have been back in the dark ages, i'm thinkin like 1985 mebbe...holy crap i'm old!

so tell me, my odd little duck, what's your connection? i'm jest a dyin to know!!!

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:51 pm

Anything to drink for a parched visitor?

How is everyone this fine evening?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:52 pm

*the howling of the wind begins to calm as the 500th page is past*

*various flotsam begins to settle in the bar*

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:55 pm

Sandwichman wrote:I have my head filled with one woman who won't have anything to do with me and another who is on the other coast.

so i guess this means our little weekend tryst is off huh? dang... ;)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:57 pm

regynalonglank wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:I have my head filled with one woman who won't have anything to do with me and another who is on the other coast.
so i guess this means our little weekend tryst is off huh? dang... ;)

AS I read it, it means that he'll be especially vulnerable to you.

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 4:03 pm

Sandwichman wrote:Follow with a...

Kick to the cajones

bitter, party of one...bitter, party of one...your table is ready!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 4:03 pm

*stumbling into bar and over tidy pile of rebar*
Dang, that was some wind. I was going like a tumbleweed for a while.
[mumbled accounting]bruises, headache, chapped lips, and a wrung out exausted feeling[/mumbled accounting] I need super-sized raspberry smoothy with protein powder and several jiggers of gin. Does anyone know why I have bite marks on me? I tried to review the bar tapes, but I don't think they record during vortexes and drop-bys from apocalyptic visitors.

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 4:08 pm

tisha2 wrote:*calls up from below*

...top-shelf margaritas...TOP SHELF!!!

i knew i loved you...now i know why!

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 4:10 pm

GuinivereElise wrote::oops:

aww... thanks, Bucket...

omigosh, and she sings too? must have evidence, immediately!

4 Women of the Apocalypse · Post by **4 Women of the Apocalypse** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 4:12 pm

*the four women of the apocalype sit in the shadows, in one corner, smiling slyly. they put out the Fishist's favorite foods and gulp from a dark amber liquid.*

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 4:17 pm

dag girls, looks like i missed one HELL of a party...

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 4:23 pm

4:20 anybody?

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 4:28 pm

alrighty then, looks like i'm gonna have to huff on the fatty all by my lonesome...tough job, but then somebody's gotta do it, and it's lookin' like somebody is me. upholding tradition, and all of that...so...

*spark...flare...collumn uprising*

ahhhh....

now isn't that a whole lot better?

oh yes. yes, it is!

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 4:30 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
regynalonglank wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:I have my head filled with one woman who won't have anything to do with me and another who is on the other coast.
so i guess this means our little weekend tryst is off huh? dang... ;)
AS I read it, it means that he'll be especially vulnerable to you.

well, that would be nice, but since i'm niether on the east coast, nor currently having nothing to do with sandwiches, i'm thinkin' i'm not in the two count there...

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 4:30 pm

LamplighterDuke wrote:is it just me or is it cold in here??

freezing actually...how do we adjust that? any clue?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 4:32 pm

*looks around at dust and debris*
that must have been some storm. A broken wheelchair; a scythe; a raccoon coat--slightly motheaten; Woodrow's driver's lisence--I don't even want to know how he passed the driving portion, I mean who's lap did he have to sit on?; dog-eared copy of Lovecraft; tree branches and redwood burls; survival guide circa 1999; 4 cartons of abandoned cigarettes--Pall Maul brand; 13 burning man necklaces; 30 or 40 burned out glow sticks; massage oil--thouroughly playaed; 3 rolls duct tape, used to various degrees; front fender and steering wheel off a dodge neon; rob's cat--very dusty; ashthma inhaler; toothbrush; April 2002 issue of MondoMoop; and a whole tangle of Hello Kitty phones all of which are ringing softly.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 4:34 pm

regynalonglank wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
regynalonglank wrote: so i guess this means our little weekend tryst is off huh? dang... ;)
AS I read it, it means that he'll be especially vulnerable to you.
well, that would be nice, but since i'm niether on the east coast, nor currently having nothing to do with sandwiches, i'm thinkin' i'm not in the two count there...

I meant that all that built up frustration would make him helpless before the onslought of any determined woman.

BTW--thanks for the smoothee girls. A fish has got to keep her strength up in the endtimes.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 4:38 pm

longlanklayyourloadrightdownonme

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 4:38 pm

ah...well, you may be right about that! maybe if i moved farther away, or acted like i hated him...you know guys love that. or better yet, i could just be aloof...of course when i do it it's more like a doof...yeah, i know, friends quote...shoot me now. but seriously, i don't do much worse than play games, if i can't shoot straight we got problems. perhaps i could stand at an angle to the target...or i could close one eye...duct tape over the mouth wouldn't hurt......

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 4:39 pm

cowboyangel wrote:longlanklayyourloadrightdownonme

hey there cowboy...thought you'd never ask!

so what's yer pleasure?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 4:40 pm

regynalonglank wrote:
cowboyangel wrote:longlanklayyourloadrightdownonme
hey there cowboy...thought you'd never ask!

so what's yer pleasure?

you, of course

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 4:41 pm

regynalonglank wrote:
LamplighterDuke wrote:is it just me or is it cold in here??
freezing actually...how do we adjust that? any clue?

Well, my memories are hazy but Duke probably has to bribe his way out of Paul Bunyan's deep freeze. Spirit lamp might be the most appropriate way to heat the bar. Do we have any rotgut?
Of course we can always use that liquid death, Jagermeister. We have oodles of bottles for some reason.

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 4:41 pm

cowboyangel wrote:
regynalonglank wrote:
cowboyangel wrote:longlanklayyourloadrightdownonme
hey there cowboy...thought you'd never ask!

so what's yer pleasure?
you, of course

rraarrrh.

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 4:43 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
regynalonglank wrote:
LamplighterDuke wrote:is it just me or is it cold in here??
freezing actually...how do we adjust that? any clue?
Well, my memories are hazy but Duke probably has to bribe his way out of Paul Bunyan's deep freeze. Spirit lamp might be the most appropriate way to heat the bar. Do we have any rotgut?
Of course we can always use that liquid death, Jagermeister. We have oodles of bottles for some reason.

you know, that stuffs not bad if you get it super cold...

in Jtree we like to heat a rock. just put it right on the old coleman stove there...a little convection heat fer ya. works great, and lends itself towards much worship of the rock...love the rock...rock....

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 4:43 pm

fishy..lank....gotta go running now...will be back to take abuse, sensual massage, eplaya sex or whatever

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 4:48 pm

I'm getting ready to swim outa here myself.
The MrFishist and I have a weekend of watching Library Video tapes, drinking hot chocolate and going to the Bead Show this weekend.

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 4:51 pm

have a great weekend ya'all...