The Bar 2014 Edition

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Sun Aug 10, 2014 8:38 pm

Playa project to make myself irresistible to all the ladies on the playa.

It goes directly to the hind brain leftover from prehistoric times.

If I use a bic lighter to burn the hair out of my nose and ears, I will smell just like the guy who discovered fire and they'll all want to have my babies!!!

sadie · Post by **sadie** » Sun Aug 10, 2014 8:38 pm

The moon is spectacular tonight.

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Sun Aug 10, 2014 8:49 pm

And it is affecting Figjam's normally rational thinking!

Elsp · Post by **Elsp** » Sun Aug 10, 2014 8:54 pm

Hey everyone.

What's something you guys would be sure not to miss at burning man if you were burgins again?

burner von braun · Post by **burner von braun** » Sun Aug 10, 2014 9:16 pm

sadie wrote:The moon is spectacular tonight.

Keep an eye out for Perseid meteors too, we are in their neighborhood for a couple more days.

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Sun Aug 10, 2014 9:17 pm

Elsp wrote:Hey everyone.

What's something you guys would be sure not to miss at burning man if you were burgins again?

The ePlaya Meet-and-greet, Wednesday, 6 p.m., Barbie Death Camp.

sadie · Post by **sadie** » Sun Aug 10, 2014 9:19 pm

FIGJAM wrote:Playa project to make myself irresistible to all the ladies on the playa.

It goes directly to the hind brain leftover from prehistoric times.

If I use a bic lighter to burn the hair out of my nose and ears, I will smell just like the guy who discovered fire and they'll all want to have my babies!!!

Let us know how that works out for you!

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Sun Aug 10, 2014 9:24 pm

The logic is flawless!!!

You know the guy HAD to smell like burnt hair!

Elsp · Post by **Elsp** » Sun Aug 10, 2014 9:41 pm

Elliot wrote:
Elsp wrote:Hey everyone.

What's something you guys would be sure not to miss at burning man if you were burgins again?
The ePlaya Meet-and-greet, Wednesday, 6 p.m., Barbie Death Camp.

Already on my list

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Sun Aug 10, 2014 9:47 pm

sadie wrote:The moon is spectacular tonight.

It's cloudy here tonight but i's gonna washout the Perseid Meteor shower later this week

...Tuesday, Wednesday

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Aug 10, 2014 10:10 pm

FIGJAM wrote:The logic is flawless!!!

You know the guy HAD to smell like burnt hair!

yeah FJ, but, to emulate his immolation, you'll need to set the hair on your back and chest alight!

burner von braun · Post by **burner von braun** » Sun Aug 10, 2014 10:13 pm

Yeah, you're right Catman, dang it, not a great year to see a whole lot of Perseid meteors due to the full moon. But hey, with a little luck perhaps a chance to see an earth grazing meteor or two while enjoying the evening outdoors.

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Sun Aug 10, 2014 10:30 pm

ygmir wrote:
FIGJAM wrote:The logic is flawless!!!

You know the guy HAD to smell like burnt hair!
yeah FJ, but, to emulate his immolation, you'll need to set the hair on your back and chest alight!

But I have more hair in my nose and ears than on my back and chest.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Aug 10, 2014 10:55 pm

FIGJAM wrote:
ygmir wrote:
FIGJAM wrote:The logic is flawless!!!

You know the guy HAD to smell like burnt hair!
yeah FJ, but, to emulate his immolation, you'll need to set the hair on your back and chest alight!
But I have more hair in my nose and ears than on my back and chest.

*walks away from the obvious fire straddling joke*

Post by **trilobyte** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 12:16 am

boozamahal

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 5:24 am

trilobyte wrote:boozamahal

New motto or new expletive???

Okay I need

Or, more Pink Jesus videos. The last thing I crossed off my prep list was sleep. Planning my next full night's sleep on... August 20? I'll be at the Sands in Reno and I am sure I will have nothing to do... hahahahahaha....

Patsh · Post by **Patsh** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 6:22 am

trilobyte wrote:boozamahal

is this the New Pineapple?

FIGJAM, remind me not to visit you 'til the smoke clears...

MDF, I'm sure you'll be able to get some good sleep at the Sands. After all, what else could there possibly be to do there then?!!

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 6:25 am

Everybody please keep all sources of ignition away from my chest!

*straps 6-pound fire extinguisher to arm*

Joeln · Post by **Joeln** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 6:26 am

Good morning bar!

Productive weekend!
Lists are just about finished and all the critical stuff is already checked off.
It will be a bit frantic this last 11 days but definitely under control.

Bought 7 liters of rum to make caipirinhas with.
Hopefully there will be electricity at the M&G for my ice crusher...

Can anybody tell me how well limes survive unrefrigerated on-playa?
How about potatoes & onions?

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 6:39 am

Joeln wrote:Good morning bar!

Productive weekend!
Lists are just about finished and all the critical stuff is already checked off.
It will be a bit frantic this last 11 days but definitely under control.

Bought 7 liters of rum to make caipirinhas with.
Hopefully there will be electricity at the M&G for my ice crusher...

Can anybody tell me how well limes survive unrefrigerated on-playa?
How about potatoes & onions?

Yes for electricity at the M&G. Yay for crushed ice!!!

Limes, uncut, will do fine if you keep them in a cooler or something that does not cook them. We always bring a few for our "Tequila Sunday" by which time they have been in my cooler for 10 days without ill effect.

Potatoes & onions, ditto, but think of the MOOP when you peel them!!! I would not go through that for any amount of tasty food. And if I was downwind of you when those onion skins started blowing around, I would not be a very friendly neighbor, just sayin.

If you must have fresh onion, peel/slice/chop/whatever and bring in a sealed plastic container. In your cooler.

For potatoes, Trilo knows, pre-cook & vac-pack them. Otherwise

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 7:30 am

*wanders in, makes CCC*
HI gang!!
yay for prep and preppers!
I'd think potatoes and onions, in a burlap sort of bag, would last pretty good. potatoes might get a little soft, but that'd be it? keeping them dry would help I'd think.

Elliot wrote:
Everybody please keep all sources of ignition away from my chest!

*straps 6-pound fire extinguisher to arm*

good call Elliot, but, imagine your popularity with said fire suppression in your pants pocket. Just something to consider.

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 7:44 am

What pants?

(but that was too easy)

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 7:46 am

Ice crusher? We are thinking of bringing the shave ice machine, or maybe the baby one. Hand crank. Also have a hand crank blender. Hmmm.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 7:58 am

Potatoes,, Use golden.. Just scrub the peel clean.. Eat the peel and all.. No peel moop

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 8:05 am

20 grommets left to install in the last shade-tarp. I need to get off the computer! But somehow I feel lazy this morning. Must come from the comfortable feeling of being basically on schedule, or even ahead. Amazing how much I get done once I start.

Debating with myself whether to leave at 4 a.m. on Monday 18 and spend the day in Reno, or leave at 1 a.m. on Tuesday 19 and drive straight thru. (I want to climb the Sierras in cool air.) Uh.... Just typing it out helped me make up my mind -- 4 a.m. Monday it is!

I can visit the Automobile Museum.

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 8:12 am

Mornin all. Had a minor thunderstorm around 10:30 last night. More of a light and sound show than rain.
Here's an intro to a cartoon I used to watch.

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FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 8:42 am

ygmir wrote:*wanders in, makes CCC*
HI gang!!
yay for prep and preppers!

"I'm a prepper! She's a prepper! Wouldn't you like to be a prepper too?"

Sunbeam56 · Post by **Sunbeam56** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 9:01 am

Found three bright new pennies outside of my hotel room today.

Does that mean I'll get lucky three time today? Or just three times as lucky once?

Cuz its a good day to get lucky!!!

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 9:30 am

It always is...

^^^

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 10:20 am

Sunbeam56 wrote:Found three bright new pennies outside of my hotel room today.
Does that mean I'll get lucky three time today? Or just three times as lucky once?

Cuz its a good day to get lucky!!!

That is better than finding then on your pillow when you wake up/come to..

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