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pink · Post by **pink** » Tue Aug 12, 2014 4:34 pm

Ratty wrote:Seriously!! SELLING a deck of cards on eplaya for $100 as a fundraiser. Am I missing something? I didn't reply to you because the Mods told me it's so much easier to DELETE your post if there are no replies.

Damn, I just saw that one, but didn't read it. I hope it wasn't deleted! Need to get my snark on.

Jackass · Post by **Jackass** » Tue Aug 12, 2014 4:44 pm

MFOB wrote:
See, the deal is, we are talking shit.... about a stupid ass company. Thats why were talking about it here.

But, i see that the shit talking is only for fuck offs posting stupid shit on ePlaya. I get it. I really do.

To me it just sounds like a lecture on dirt...and drilling dirt... and what you found while drilling dirt... and how people who don't know, shouldn't be drilling dirt. Not relevant to Page Two

That must be as exciting as it gets for the dirt hounds.

Lonesomebri · Post by **Lonesomebri** » Tue Aug 12, 2014 5:25 pm

Narcissist: "I feel like I am letting others down if I don't get a ticket and DJ".

Who, other than "healers", imagine that they are letting 70,000 people down if they don't get a ticket, as if it isn't about them having fun at all, but a gift for the community?

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Tue Aug 12, 2014 5:30 pm

you mean being up on a podium, while people wildly adulate and worship your song selection ability is Narcissism?

wow...

i thought it was public masturbation, i may have to rethink things...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Aug 12, 2014 6:15 pm

I'm letting you all down by not getting a ticket. This whole burn there will be a nagging feeling of emptiness and loss...

Whoops, that's for my vanity thread, not PAGE TWO.

Jackass · Post by **Jackass** » Tue Aug 12, 2014 6:23 pm

What would this place be if there was no shit talking, criticism, challenges, or good old fashioned ribbing??.....

Give up?...

Boring, like those F-ing TED-X Talks. Does anyone waste their time with that crap anymore? Are those still "hip" enough to attend as you sip your Kombucha?

It's how we live on the west-side of LA

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BBadger · Post by **BBadger** » Tue Aug 12, 2014 8:22 pm

Ratty wrote:Seriously!! SELLING a deck of cards on eplaya for $100 as a fundraiser. Am I missing something? I didn't reply to you because the Mods told me it's so much easier to DELETE your post if there are no replies.

I dunno, that sounds like the typical Burning Man Kickstarter!

"Donate $20 and get a form-letter email thanking you!"

"Donate $50 and get a sticker!"

"Donate $100 and get a deck of cards!"

"Donate $500 and we'll let you ride along in the back seat of our mutant vehicle for half-an-hour!"

WHERE DO I SIGN?!?!

^Rhino! · Post by **^Rhino!** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 7:39 am

Jackass wrote:What would this place be if there was no shit talking, criticism, challenges, or good old fashioned ribbing??.....

Give up?...

Boring, like those F-ing TED-X Talks. Does anyone waste their time with that crap anymore? Are those still "hip" enough to attend as you sip your Kombucha?

They were sipping kobucha at the ashram, jackass.

Pretty fuckin' sick. But then, there's the sickest Buddhist of them all......

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JayBobBoy · Post by **JayBobBoy** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 8:29 am

Is it illusive, allusive, or an elusive ticket?

Guess which one mine is? hehe

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:08 am

Is the difference between offered and wanted that great?

Post by **Eric** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 2:17 pm

How. Many. Times. Must. I. Answer. The. Same. Question.

forty_eight · Post by **forty_eight** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 4:01 pm

^ lol, you have to page 2 due to posts from the ask eric thread?

brb, riffing off tired basta joke in the thread again

Post by **Eric** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 4:12 pm

48_love wrote:^ lol, you have to page 2 due to posts from the ask eric thread?

I haven't even had time to look at the Ask Eric thread in days. The above is about everything else.

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 6:47 pm

"I bumped my head! What cooler, wires, fans, pumps, batteries, splices, buckets are you talking about???"

CRAFT!!!

Can't Remember A Fucking Thing!!!!!!!!!!

TT120 · Post by **TT120** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:58 pm

I got this Figjam....

Cooler: Figjam!
Wires: Scrounged speaker wire
Fans: Spinny ones
Pumps: Flea Bay ones
Batteries: Yes. One please
Splices: Wut???
Buckets: Orange. Or blue, or white.....

Sic Pup · Post by **Sic Pup** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 2:16 am

This is getting way too personal/lengthy, sometimes my left testicle hangs lower than my right but this in no way is meant to be pitied.

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:52 am

The stallion (after reading a participular thread): I guess bbadger isn't awake yet. Oh wait, sicpup is all over it.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 5:33 am

You have two RVs and you need a camp to put you up and provide a shower?!!

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 8:55 am

Oh my god they (the seekers) are getting hippier and sparkle-fairier all the time.

^Rhino! · Post by **^Rhino!** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 9:08 am

Captain, I have a question - -

What is the difference between a sparkle fairy and a sparkle pony?

Just curious.

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 9:18 am

^Rhino! wrote:Captain, I have a question - -

What is the difference between a sparkle fairy and a sparkle pony?

Just curious.

My guess (though I know you didn't ask me) would be sexual orientation.

VultureChow · Post by **VultureChow** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 9:21 am

You can ride a pony.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 9:27 am

I sorta made that up. I was thinking a sparkle pony was a little ravier, as opposed to over-the-top love and light goddess and magicky.

Post by **Eric** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:05 am

VultureChow wrote:You can ride a pony.

I should should pass on this one, right?

some seeing eye · Post by **some seeing eye** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:10 am

Eric:

How. Many. Times. Must. I. Answer. The. Same. Question.

Hey, good thing they are paying you the big bucks to do it!

Seriously, thanks to mods! Even when they delete your post, the alternative would be much worse!

Jovankat · Post by **Jovankat** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:37 am

Eric wrote:
VultureChow wrote:You can ride a pony.
I should should pass on this one, right?

No. No you should not.

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:39 am

ci mostrano le tette...

forty_eight · Post by **forty_eight** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 12:55 pm

^ sounds so elegant that way, lol

BBadger · Post by **BBadger** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 2:47 pm

Other than the fact that being a "vet" is a worthless metric, the fact that you'd list that as a credential makes your pleas even less attractive.

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 2:48 pm

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