The Bar

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 8:22 pm

*sniff sniff*

wha..? what's that???

*sniff sniff*

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 8:25 pm

Been looking everywhere.

Found some Jet Fuel (diesel)
welding around in Gigsville

~mixes fuel in bucket-heads' spare helmut with sand~

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 8:26 pm

MMMmmm, watcha smokin, cowboy?

paps · Post by **paps** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 8:29 pm

The smell?

Oh yeah...

~blinks eyes dully in haze~

Could be hot-ass-crack or deisel or the SMELTER Zule brought in, might though be the Hookah talking to you....

amnesia · Post by **amnesia** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 8:33 pm

~takes elbows to the ribs amid "ask her" comments~

Ummm, Tisha2, I know this is your bar and everything, but those guys over there want to know if you would like a drink?!

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 8:33 pm

....and wait.....what's that.....kinda dark.....pssst.....i see you over there in the bushes....well kinda.....i gotta keg over here, if you gotta cup....

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 8:41 pm

amnesia wrote:~takes elbows to the ribs amid "ask her" comments~

Ummm, Tisha2, I know this is your bar and everything, but those guys over there want to know if you would like a drink?!

why, thanks baby! i would *love* a drink!! something... fancy..and unusual...whaddayou recommend??

*blink blink*

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 8:43 pm

That's a good one Giggle... that aratar!

Snort snort....

amnesia · Post by **amnesia** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 8:45 pm

Hmmm...

In light of the fact that several people at Sea Compression are toasting you at this moment, too....

~imagines something water based & salty~

Umm, I'd best just pour a Tanquray & tonic, tall, w/umbrella?!

~sets same before hostess, with grace~

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 8:46 pm

tonytohono wrote:That's a good one Giggle... that aratar!

Snort snort....

Why, thank you Anthony! snort snort~

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 8:47 pm

amnesia wrote:......tall, w/umbrella......

smoooch! (I love your way with words, Mr. Nipples!)

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 8:48 pm

gigglesnort wrote:
amnesia wrote:......tall, w/umbrella......
smoooch! (I love your way with words, Mr. Nipples!)

OOOOPS! I mean, Amnesia.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 8:50 pm

....Tish? that you?.....

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 8:51 pm

A Saturday Night and the ePlaya is jumping.

Hmm... is the real world that dull? Or are we just a bunch of people locked into an addiction called Burning Man?

amnesia · Post by **amnesia** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 8:53 pm

Honest mistake.
Could happen to anybody.

~recoils in horror at faux paus, then paws fake whore~

amnesia · Post by **amnesia** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 8:57 pm

Oops!

I'd intended to say "pause, fake, whore", as in I first might pause, then fake like a foot-ball player passing the ball, then whore myself full on.

Carry on!

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 8:59 pm

How dissappointing! I thought perhaps I was about to be pawed by your lovely avatar.

paps · Post by **paps** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 8:59 pm

It is all fun and games until someone has to explain a joke.

~signals barbarian bartender to bitch-slap his self~

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 9:01 pm

amnesia wrote:Hmmm...

In light of the fact that several people at Sea Compression are toasting you at this moment, too....

~imagines something water based & salty~

Umm, I'd best just pour a Tanquray & tonic, tall, w/umbrella?!

~sets same before hostess, with grace~

mmmmm...thank you, dear! g&t is one of my favorites! and Tanqueray and the umbrella add just the touch.... ahhh yes. toasting me and you and lots of us not in attendance.

*sigh*

how is your young love??

yes, Giggle, 'tis me.

yes, Tony, 'tis that dull.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 9:01 pm

Or until someone loses an eye.

~pushes paps from face laughing superfluously~

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 9:02 pm

paps wrote:It is all fun and games until someone has to explain a joke.

~signals barbarian bartender to bitch-slap his self~

*SLAP*

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 9:06 pm

tisha2 wrote:
amnesia wrote:Hmmm...

In light of the fact that several people at Sea Compression are toasting you at this moment, too....

~imagines something water based & salty~

Umm, I'd best just pour a Tanquray & tonic, tall, w/umbrella?!

~sets same before hostess, with grace~
mmmmm...thank you, dear! g&t is one of my favorites! and Tanqueray and the umbrella add just the touch.... ahhh yes. toasting me and you and lots of us not in attendance.

*sigh*

how is your young love??

yes, Giggle, 'tis me.

yes, Tony, 'tis that dull.

[Eeyore voice] At least you haven't lost your tail.[/Eeyore voice].

amnesia · Post by **amnesia** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 9:07 pm

Thank you, miss, may I have another?!

Also, thanks for remembering. My young love....

She is quite fine.
Except when I may worry her within this addled mind.

I am afraid of love, my sweet.

Or hopefully not afraid of love, but what I have made of it?

~opens bar hatch, becomes customer, chin in beer ala buckethead alien~

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 9:08 pm

I just wanted to say, you're looking mighty hot tonight Tisha! =)

amnesia · Post by **amnesia** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 9:12 pm

Oops.

~becomes patron~ (not customer)

~bites lemon then slams self in mouth, licking salt~

ahhh.. much better!

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 9:12 pm

Sleepy and tired I be. I hereby pledge NOT to spend hte entire upcoming week here in the Bar or perusing elsewhere on this here eplaya, much as I will miss all of you, my imaginary friends.

(If someone sees me poking around in here during hte day, will you blow spit wads at me or sumn?)

paps · Post by **paps** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 9:20 pm

Have a nice Sunday, gigglesnort!

~walks through bar hatch, poors three Tanquray tonics, distributes~

Hmmm...

Yes, the pigs knuckles are fresh!

1993!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 9:20 pm

amnesia wrote:Or hopefully not afraid of love, but what I have made of it?

oohh.... rings too true. i'm heading out to see for myself...

s'all i have to say.

thank you, tony.

g'night, giggles. please - get a life before the vortex sucks you in any further. multiple socks is a bad sign.

'til tomorrow, y'all. tell stu and bucket i am thinking of them.

paps · Post by **paps** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 9:22 pm

Whoa!

Seriously, I smell it now too.

~walks to cellar door, throws open~

Fight Club!

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 9:30 pm

Oh that silly paps & his "imaginary freinds"!

~slams cellar door closed drags beer refridgerator over~

Nothing to see here, folks. Go home to your simple lives.
(Ofiicer Barbrady, South Park)

Hey! I don't drink in your bed, please do not sleep in the bar!

Sleep here....

~points to safe bedchamber~