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- jneilvindy
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If someone brings me a pile of diamonds and gold at the gate I'd give them my ticket.
God knows I've given up more for less over the course of my life!
God knows I've given up more for less over the course of my life!
- GreyCoyote
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There are the droids you are looking for. And for the lack of a ticket, they are yours!
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Boy Scout Girl is correct. That's what Truckee is for.BoyScoutGirl wrote:
DO NOT PARK IN FERNLEY OR GERLACH OR NIXON OR WADSWORTH AND WAIT FOR A "MIRACLE!"
- theCryptofishist
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Nice job of confirming my low opinion of people who work in that industry.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Ok, I know I should be ignoring the ticket posts but....a sign from the heavens in the form of feathers. Really?
The playa isn't "home" to anything or anyone, it's not magic, it's just a goddamm camping trip. A really awesome one. -Captain Goddammit
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Indeed.
Also, I like the idea that a polite request will stop "scammers". Isn't that a sort of blood in the water?
Also, I like the idea that a polite request will stop "scammers". Isn't that a sort of blood in the water?
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
- AntiM
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Oh sure, replies like that are going to get you a ticket.
And secondly, yeah, we're ALL waiting to hear that answer. LIke it will happen.
And secondly, yeah, we're ALL waiting to hear that answer. LIke it will happen.
- theCryptofishist
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(I missed it, didn't I...)
*sigh*
*sigh*
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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I'm not broke, I'm going through a "pre-abundance" period!
When he lights his streetlamp, it is as if he brought one more star to life, or one flower.
When he puts out his lamp, he sends the flower, or the star, to sleep.
That is a beautiful occupation.
- Le Petit Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
When he puts out his lamp, he sends the flower, or the star, to sleep.
That is a beautiful occupation.
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- theCryptofishist
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Ah, but the playa has no hands...
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
- theCryptofishist
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Maybe Hawai'i should be enough for 12 months.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
- Roberto Dobbisano
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fuck.
now i need to get a dress so i can be a degenerate drag queen maniac on thursday night...
and heels.
now i need to get a dress so i can be a degenerate drag queen maniac on thursday night...
and heels.
"10 principles? you cant HANDLE the 10 principles..."
- theCryptofishist
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I'm sure Swish can help.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
- Captain Goddammit
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"Light workers"... something seems double-apt about that term.
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As in light fingered?
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
- theCryptofishist
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And I'm thoroughly sick of people I've never met telling me how much they love me.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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I am an XYZ. I am ignorant/have no morals/pretend to have morals theoretically adhered to by my profession as recently as 20 years ago[?!]. My employer told me I need to Fuck burning man to make money. Yes sir!
(I did not know. I think my employer did not know. I'm very smart but I did not know my employer did not know. No one knew. But we committed the greatest crime. Though it is not our fault. Because we have already made our money. OK.)
(I did not know. I think my employer did not know. I'm very smart but I did not know my employer did not know. No one knew. But we committed the greatest crime. Though it is not our fault. Because we have already made our money. OK.)
increasing the signal to noise ratio with compassion
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I really don't wanna read the damn ticket pleading posts but you have to go past 15 of them to find anything else!
I'm mostly annoyed by anyone who failed to plan and now has an "emergency" whether it's tickets, a camp, a ride, or transporting stuff.
However, I'm also mildly miffed by the light therapists, yoga instructors, mystics, hippies, "healers", chakra energy givers, the I-love-everyone-ers, and anyone who says "namaste".
I'm mostly annoyed by anyone who failed to plan and now has an "emergency" whether it's tickets, a camp, a ride, or transporting stuff.
However, I'm also mildly miffed by the light therapists, yoga instructors, mystics, hippies, "healers", chakra energy givers, the I-love-everyone-ers, and anyone who says "namaste".
GreyCoyote: "At this rate it wont be long before he is Admiral Fukkit."
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From the depths of your souls?????
About as shallow as the lake on BRC.................
About as shallow as the lake on BRC.................
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- theCryptofishist
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If you go to the ticket wanted sub-forum, there a button on the right that says "mark all posts read". Press it, go to the board index and then go to the "Unread posts" view.Captain Goddammit wrote:I really don't wanna read the damn ticket pleading posts but you have to go past 15 of them to find anything else!
Or you can read the begging posts all at once...
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
- Roberto Dobbisano
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has anyone done a "top Ten" list yet?
because we should.
because we should.
"10 principles? you cant HANDLE the 10 principles..."
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Oh hey, good idea! Will try that. But it's almost over now anyway... it's like when I was removing two layers of floor and sub-floor from my kitchen. It was tedious and a pain, had to chip, pry and break it all out in little bitty pieces. Took half of forever. Then, right when I was almost done, I figured out a quick easy way!
Goddammit.
Goddammit.
GreyCoyote: "At this rate it wont be long before he is Admiral Fukkit."
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It would require reading through all of that stuff... one sob story after another relatively similar sob story... followed by another remarkably similar one...Roberto Dobbisano wrote:has anyone done a "top Ten" list yet?
At first they were "I got screwed"-ish. Then they got really namasty... then finally all out desperation.
GreyCoyote: "At this rate it wont be long before he is Admiral Fukkit."
- theCryptofishist
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We have to help get these people out of their boxes.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Can't we just bury the box instead???
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Fuck Im Good Just Ask Me
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Fuck Im Good Just Ask Me
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Goddess: n.
Main Entry: god·dess
Pronunciation: \ˈgä-dəs also ˈgȯ-\
Function: noun
Date: 14th century
1 : a female god
2 : any female seeking a Burning Man ticket
3 : one of Charlie Sheen's coke-whore sluts
Main Entry: god·dess
Pronunciation: \ˈgä-dəs also ˈgȯ-\
Function: noun
Date: 14th century
1 : a female god
2 : any female seeking a Burning Man ticket
3 : one of Charlie Sheen's coke-whore sluts
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GreyCoyote: "At this rate it wont be long before he is Admiral Fukkit."
- Roberto Dobbisano
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Fairchild Wedding......seriously....would that be the Gerlach Fairchilds or the Reno Fairchilds...
go away, i'm still here and i see you.
go away, i'm still here and i see you.
"10 principles? you cant HANDLE the 10 principles..."
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I've still never seen a single photo of him on the playa
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