Nudity on the Playa... Yay or Nay...

[Rabbi Dali Rick]

With the "No Nudity Law" set to go into effect for next years Burn whats your thoughts? Are you for or against Nudity at the Event? They are citing the uptick attendence of underage Kids, and the Wealthy are complaining the Naked Hippies are screwing up their White carpets in the Mega Camps...

the rebbi

[delle]

What??? You're kidding right?

...and I mean about more than the white carpets...

[some seeing eye]

Would be interested to hear your source for this, Rabbi.

[Starstorm]

With the "No Nudity Law" set to go into effect for next years Burn whats your thoughts? Are you for or against Nudity at the Event? They are citing the uptick attendence of underage Kids

Hmm. How about a no nude teenager policy:

Perambulatory surveillant cards unclad passersby: “Excuse me, I’m going to need to see some ID.”

“Oh, yeah sure. Let me pull it out for you. Hey, buddy. Does it look like I’m wearing a wallet?”

[Starstorm]

Or picture this:

A bottomless burner strutting down the esplanade unscrupulously shaking his unsheathed sausage from side to side.

Propriety Protector: “Hey, buddy. Do you have a permit for that?”

[Starstorm]

the Wealthy are complaining the Naked Hippies are screwing up their White carpets in the Mega Camps...i

Hippies are complaining that the Mega Camps’ naked carpets are too White!

[Sandstorm]

Methinks that the rabbi is a rabble-rouser.

[shroom]

i think people will still be naked

[Thecatman]

I think you're right shroom. I also think/hope this is a hoax.
People weren't supposed to get un-clothed at Pyramid Lake on Monday during the rainout, but several did and tactfully got informed that it is prohibited, and they complied.

What??? You're kidding right?

I think there was a similar post a few years back.

And besides, HOW WILL THE HUMAN CARCASS WASH function?

[Rabbi Dali Rick]

This is a Soft, Warm, Caring intimate Moment, Seeing Eye... Please don't ruin it, by asking for Facts...


the rebbi

[Rabbi Dali Rick]

It's Rebbi... Not Rabbi

"The difference is, one is my name... the other is not..." - Data

[some seeing eye]

Hahaha, I believe that issue was settled in the BMORG lawsuit and the new Nevada law. But hey, if you don't want to go nekked that's up to you! If you want to prank you might up it a notch like the link Jackass posted. On the other hand if Grover Norquist visits and invites the Koch's, they can afford to drop a few hundred mil to legislate the event out of existence. And they would probably easily make that back from their morally outraged fanbase.

[Sandstorm]

Nice post, some seeing eye.

[Oldguy]

"Brown eyes crying in the rain." No more water truck showers?

[delle]

"Blue eyes crying from the brown water." That's probably a good thing, Oldguy.

[SourPatch]

Pershing County sheriff Jerry Allen is saying his words were mischaracterized - it will not be a complete crack down on Burning Man, only on nudity and drugs.

Alrighty then.

http://www.mynews4.com/news/story/No-cr ... onRlQ.cspx

[theCryptofishist]

I'd like it if he cracked down on sexual assault, assault, and domestic violence. For some reason, I see those as being more serious.


Silly me.

[FIGJAM]

If the new sheriff is going to continue to wave his dick around, I want HIM arrested!!!

[Sundial]

Hopefully the bit about nudity is just political posturing with little substance. Sheriff is an elected position in the US, isn't it?

[maryanimal]

ok, I see no problem with nudity. I think it's good to teach kids good body image. The U.S. it so damn uptight and prudish about nudity, women shaving or not shaving their legs or underarms, breast feeding. Most Americans stare and snicker when someone is nude or find it disgusting when a woman nourishes her children.

Anyhoo, this new law is so stupid. my answer is fuck yay...

[Rabbi Dali Rick]

Woo Hoo..

Apologizes all Around...

Don't you just love Shit Mouth Haters...

Mother Fuckers can suck my willing Penis..

[Zona]

I however notice the planned and directed.

We know things around these places.

Like around here, get it, in your head?


People are NOT that crazy.