The Bar

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 12:01 pm

i brought that sander/massager thing, too.
did you get to try it?
it's almost too much to handle....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 12:39 pm

*fishy backs in truck filled with high quality chocolate covered bridge mix and unloads several tonnes of same*
New snacks, tish!
Sometimes I need to satisfy my sweet tooth. And the bar pretzels are stale. And I just don't trust the bowl of gummy worms.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 12:40 pm

Hello and bye just stopping in for a lunchtime drink.

Fcuking weekend is still kicking my ass.

Jason

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 1:03 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:i brought that sander/massager thing, too.
did you get to try it?
it's almost too much to handle....

Try it? That boy showed me how it was DONE! And yes, sometime's it's too much to handle... if you catch the corner of it, it BURNS.... yeow! But one of the best massages (and I use the term loosely, of course) I've had in a while... helped that you were right beside me, too....

Tish, c'mere... you've gotta try this thing...

Oh, and you were SORELY missed on Saturday... love ya, girlie...

Hmmm... I'll have some white wine, please...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 1:11 pm

Just popping in for a quick one....

Looking good, GE! You should try that massager thingy while sitting on someone's lap. Woodrow has volunteered ours....

Rian: Tell Nipper thanks for the place to flop, the electolites, everything. He was wonderful... and cold water on an erect penis is a hangin' offense where I come from...

And tell him that the Cusano Hermanos Vintage is a very good cigar, just as I suspected. If he has a source for those, tell him to enjoy.

Well, drink's over.... back to work....

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 1:17 pm

i will do.
unfortunately, you may only see him at the wake.

he said that 4WotA can't kick his ass cause we're girls
and that he was going to slit Fishie's gills.
he's trying to incite me to violence.

he seems so sweet, until you get him alone.

and yes, Sam, i'm sure *hanging* was exactly what happened after the cold water.

damn, i wish i had that massager.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 1:37 pm

What a martyr you are, Sam... volunteering your lap so selflessly...

and Rian, i know that I won't ever look at a belt sander the same way... nope... nosiree... gives me the warm tinglies just thinking about it....

Oh, Rian: are you coming down to the 'real' bar tonight? Sensei and I will be there, with bells on... I know you had talked about being tired, but I was just hoping against hope that you would somehow magically recover...

Barkeep, something to help Rian recover and make her well enough to join the festivities tonight!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 1:41 pm

aw, sweetie, i can barely walk i'm so sick. i don't think i'd be any fun at all.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 1:45 pm

I know...

but a girl can dream, can't she?

what're you sick with, anyway?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 1:51 pm

it's just sleep dep.
my back was so fucked last night i couldn't sleep....
so now my stomach and intestines are in horrid nots of pain and nausea.

ick.
i'm hoping it passes soon........

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 2:01 pm

hey seattle babes...get yer butts into the 12 step meeting room and have at your addictions the honest way....

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 2:03 pm

cowboyangel wrote:hey seattle babes...get yer butts into the 12 step meeting room and have at your addictions the honest way....

life without addictions sounds boring.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 2:04 pm

boredom can be rewarding...give it a try..actually confessions at 12 step can be exhilarating

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 2:07 pm

thanks, i had enough exhileration this weekend to last me a couple days.

go prey on someone else, priest.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 2:09 pm

Ha! a preying priest! I like that! You're giving me too much free material violin girl...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 2:21 pm

hey rob! forget the neighbors. get your virtual lawnmower and get that 12 step creep.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 2:56 pm

howdy kids!

'kay, i'm not really here. not even going to attempt to catch up on any of these threads cuz i've been away reading my book from Bucket and Guin and it's got my gears turning.

i love and miss you all! i want pix from Seacom! even if y'all freakin' called my ass all drunk and shit in the middle of the night...

that's right. and not 1 but 2(!) harassing, mean, teasing, terrible, terrible, TERRIBLE phone calls and long, loud ranting drunken messages at 2 or 3 in the frEAKing morning!!

don't get me wrong, i was honored to be included in the revelry. but really...

have you no decency??? no decency at all??

wait - look who i'm asking...

sheesh.

what's this about a belt sander???

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 3:06 pm

damn. tish is mad at us.
i need me a drink or six.

damn it sandwich, i'm NEVER listening to you AGAIN!!!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 3:12 pm

Hey Tish... we missed you...

but I would like to point out that I was NOT one of the people who called you before the ass-crack of dawn and taunted you...

you still love ME, right????

and you'll get pictures, for sure and for certain...

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 3:22 pm

Tish, please read my apology in the SeaComp thread. This wasn't planned and I swear, I turned around and someone was handing me a phone that had already been dialed... I was all, 'Huh?' NOT PART OF THE PLAN, that's for damn sure. On the other hand, who the hell wants to go to a party that doesn't end in sincere apologies for (someone's) inappropriate behavior?

I'll work on getting you a copy of the pics Tish; but you've got to promise to forgive Sensei.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 3:26 pm

i dunno what you guys said, but i didn't leave no messages meant to make anyone feel badly. but then after Sandwich was all 'you aren't here, you aren't here!)
AND WHAT'S THIS, THERE WAS A PLAN???? I hadn't been informed of this. Did you others know about that?

i'll never make 'hey, sweetie, wish you were here' messages again.

harumph.
more booze.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 3:30 pm

Hey Kids, and the rest of you, what do you think about the possible reformation or potential destruction of Burning Man that not going along with the theses nailed to the door might bring about? I refer to the " we curate the art" thread in Nature of Burning Man area.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 3:38 pm

* elbowing poor Zule to the side *

A certain someone brought this up around 9:30 or shortly after arrival. I thought it a stellar idea, at the time. Then, FOUR HOURS LATER (and after said vodka cranberries) someone is handing me the phone. I don't remember saying anything 'mean' either. Hopefully, Tish is referring to the fact that the hour was, uh, well not unforgivable, but just really fuckin' late. I didn't hear what anyone else but Samtzu said, and he certainly didn't say anything to be 'mean'.

What Rian said.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 3:40 pm

Although I know that it was an inopportune time, I would only make this excuse: we wanted you there so bad that Jason and I were actually trying to go through the phone to snatch you out of your house and bring you back up there. We understand how foolish is was now, at the time it seemed like a good idea. I did manage to get a piece of your carpet (or something fuzzy in my mouth. Cat hair?), but that was it.

I need to work on this technique.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 3:43 pm

greetings denizens. =)

Anyone wish to set me up with something strong?

=)

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 3:47 pm

*Gets up off the floor after landing there thanks to the not so gentle elbow of Sensei*

OooK fine then,.. I'll take a beer if you please,...

I AM SO SORRY I GOT IN THE WAY OF YOUR GROVELING

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 3:51 pm

Z...

here's yer beer...

I visited the website, and still don't know what to make of it. It's nice to see someone doing something aside from bitching... offering a solution... and, on the surface, it seems like a viable one... but I'm just not sure. I'll have to read it more fully when I'm in better head space (apparently, I've had too many drinks here in the bar... my head's a little swimmy...or it might be the sweet nothings that are being whispered in my PM box)...

I'm sad that people are directly attacking others with their signatures and comments, though. That doesn't seem right...

jesus h.... look at me! I'm so twitterpated that I can't even make a clear and concise argument... it's like my vocabulary has taken one big flying leap...

See what you people do to me??

*shrug* Oh well. I like it.

Drink, please...

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 3:55 pm

hmm... I guess not then.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 3:57 pm

Sorry 'bout that, Zule. This elbow gets lots of work-out time hoisting drinks here in the bar and I didn't realize I now have the strength of a gorilla.

Animal beer (Schmidt), please.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 4:00 pm

Guin thanks for the beer, I haven't read all of the comment either and I need to that could go a long way in predicting how it will be received by Larry.....

I have to admit I feel a little left out and jealous, wish I could have been there sideling up to you and giving your little ass a squeeze and receiving my deserved punch in the gut.