Yeah, I know.
Just had to get it out of my system. I do feel a little better now.
Fuck!
A moment of car theft levity, then:
My pal and I drove the wife's Jeep to the hardwood store for something or other one Sunday because it was behind my car in the driveway. We had tuned the radio to the ball game. (Oh, shut up.)
That night, some m.f.er broke the window and tore the face off the radio in a collosally inept attempt to steal it. She discovers the travesty on her way to drive to work. The cops say "come on in & file a report so you have the case number to give the insurance co." Yeah, OK, she's off to work.
She arrives home that evening bordering on insane. The dumbass thief/vandal person had eliminated the ability to control the radio but not disabled it. It was still on the ball-game station. My poor, poor wife hadda spend a drive to work in the morning and home in the evening listening to sports radio call-in shows with no possibility of escape. Talk about fuck yer day! She begged me with tears in her eyes to please please please go cut the power wire on the fucker, which I immediately did, of course.
I think she's probably forgiven me. Mostly.
So chloe, I hope that made you grin a little. Sorry the mofos picked you this time.
My pal and I drove the wife's Jeep to the hardwood store for something or other one Sunday because it was behind my car in the driveway. We had tuned the radio to the ball game. (Oh, shut up.)
That night, some m.f.er broke the window and tore the face off the radio in a collosally inept attempt to steal it. She discovers the travesty on her way to drive to work. The cops say "come on in & file a report so you have the case number to give the insurance co." Yeah, OK, she's off to work.
She arrives home that evening bordering on insane. The dumbass thief/vandal person had eliminated the ability to control the radio but not disabled it. It was still on the ball-game station. My poor, poor wife hadda spend a drive to work in the morning and home in the evening listening to sports radio call-in shows with no possibility of escape. Talk about fuck yer day! She begged me with tears in her eyes to please please please go cut the power wire on the fucker, which I immediately did, of course.
I think she's probably forgiven me. Mostly.
So chloe, I hope that made you grin a little. Sorry the mofos picked you this time.
I would have had to ask her, "Why didn't you simply pull out the fuse marked 'radio'?"Booker wrote:...The dumbass thief/vandal person had eliminated the ability to control the radio but not disabled it...My poor, poor wife hadda spend a drive to work in the morning and home in the evening listening to sports radio call-in shows with no possibility of escape. Talk about fuck yer day! She begged me with tears in her eyes to please please please go cut the power wire on the fucker, which I immediately did, of course...
Radio
My that is funny ~smile~
The poor woman, I confess that I would have felt the same.
However , I know the plug or wire that must be pulled....It's always the red one right? I saw it on fucking TV. You know, the channel that shows porn and bomb de-fuseing.
The poor woman, I confess that I would have felt the same.
However , I know the plug or wire that must be pulled....It's always the red one right? I saw it on fucking TV. You know, the channel that shows porn and bomb de-fuseing.
Laika and me went on a ride.
You guys are the best! (and Ivy, you can say whatever you want anytime - I still love you)
I finally talked to my 'best friend' this evening. We went out and had a long heart to heart. It was a very cathartic <sp?> experience.
All of you have made a profound difference in my way of thinking. No, I don't hate my hubby - I never would. But it saddens me that he dosen't have anyone to talk to (besides psycho wifey!).
I know this sounds sappy, but you all are truly THE burning man experience. Fuck the art, Fuck the music - it's nothing without you.
I finally talked to my 'best friend' this evening. We went out and had a long heart to heart. It was a very cathartic <sp?> experience.
All of you have made a profound difference in my way of thinking. No, I don't hate my hubby - I never would. But it saddens me that he dosen't have anyone to talk to (besides psycho wifey!).
I know this sounds sappy, but you all are truly THE burning man experience. Fuck the art, Fuck the music - it's nothing without you.
Medicated and Motivated!
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Or send em here. http://www.boxofclue.com/precipitate wrote:You can smack people around with the clue bat until your arms fall off,
and sometimes they just never learn.
"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives."
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Fcuk
Subject: Cambridge Study
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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in
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waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht
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the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.
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The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.
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Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but
the wrod as a wlohe.
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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in
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waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht
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the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.
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The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.
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Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but
the wrod as a wlohe.
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Laika and me went on a ride.
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precipitate
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> could you sustain a three, four or even six month fuck?
Nope. I have proven empirically that a 48-hour fuck = nasty bladder
and kidney infections.
But they gave me some cool drugs to prevent that, so I think I could
probably prolong it a bit more. But not three months. Nope. Not even
with buckets o' lube.
Nope. I have proven empirically that a 48-hour fuck = nasty bladder
and kidney infections.
But they gave me some cool drugs to prevent that, so I think I could
probably prolong it a bit more. But not three months. Nope. Not even
with buckets o' lube.
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Buckets O' Lube
Buckets O' Lube
Now there's a turn of phrase to test whether you have any creativity in you or not... my mind immediately started to wander upon hearing it...
Is it;
a cool playa name?
the new trendy bar?
that wierd irish guy down the road with a mysterious car rusting away under very high grass on his front lawn?
what the sex leprechaun gives you if you catch him? (crap. I really hadn't intended to bring leprechauns back to the eplaya so soon. sorry about that. they're tricky little fuckers.)
Now there's a turn of phrase to test whether you have any creativity in you or not... my mind immediately started to wander upon hearing it...
Is it;
a cool playa name?
the new trendy bar?
that wierd irish guy down the road with a mysterious car rusting away under very high grass on his front lawn?
what the sex leprechaun gives you if you catch him? (crap. I really hadn't intended to bring leprechauns back to the eplaya so soon. sorry about that. they're tricky little fuckers.)
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Re: Buckets O' Lube
aforceforgood wrote:Buckets O' Lube
Now there's a turn of phrase to test whether you have any creativity in you or not... my mind immediately started to wander upon hearing it...
Is it;
a cool playa name?
the new trendy bar?
that wierd irish guy down the road with a mysterious car rusting away under very high grass on his front lawn?
what the sex leprechaun gives you if you catch him? (crap. I really hadn't intended to bring leprechauns back to the eplaya so soon. sorry about that. they're tricky little fuckers.)
yeah, what is it with those little green fuckers anyway?
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Kinetic
Fucking playa foot gets healed and now I have more fucked up foot problems. I need a fucking break. No what I need is to have moisturizer for one problem, and a fucking large box of playa dust to plant my feet in for the other stuff. It healed one fucking problem and created another. Somedays I can't fucking win no matter what the fuck I do.
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Peppermint...rub it on your feet (leaves or oil, not candy...unless of course you're into that) if athlete's foot is your problem. The mint kills the bacteria that cause this particular affliction.Kinetic wrote:Fucking playa foot gets healed and now I have more fucked up foot problems. I need a fucking break. No what I need is to have moisturizer for one problem, and a fucking large box of playa dust to plant my feet in for the other stuff. It healed one fucking problem and created another. Somedays I can't fucking win no matter what the fuck I do.
Of course the best cure is playa...<sigh>
M*A*S*H 4207 We're not doctors.
"Just be yourself. All the good personalities are taken." stolen from my amazing friend Dwayne Gerken's fb status post.
"Just be yourself. All the good personalities are taken." stolen from my amazing friend Dwayne Gerken's fb status post.
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Kinetic
They want me to go in for surgery on the fucking foot problems and I have been putting it off. The playa foot is just part of a more difficult problem that they can't seem to get fixed. They've cut once, the problem came back, now they want to play with the lasers and rack up another fucking outlandish bill.
I hate fucking doctors, and I really hate fucking specialists! I'll try the peppermint though as it might make things tolerable.
I hate fucking doctors, and I really hate fucking specialists! I'll try the peppermint though as it might make things tolerable.
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