Eplaya Jiffy Lube

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Post by cookiepusss » Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:46 am

Come on in, boys. You know you want to.
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Post by stuart » Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:49 am

I'm not sure if I qualify right now.
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Post by cowboyangel » Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:22 pm

well..show us somethin puss
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Post by cookiepusss » Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:26 pm

Okay, CBA, just step...

..under this tent flap here....

....that's it....

....don't bother waiting for your eyes to get adjusted.....

....it's simply too dark in...

..here...

*grope*
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Post by cowboyangel » Wed Nov 10, 2004 7:14 pm

ok. can I become an Islamic Mullah and have you as my second wife?
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Post by cowboyangel » Wed Nov 10, 2004 9:44 pm

don't stop...is that you cookiepuss? it feels different......
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Post by DVD Burner » Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:07 pm

nope it's me CA.
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Post by cowboyangel » Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:10 pm

what will Joel think of me now?
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Post by DVD Burner » Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:10 pm

:lol:
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Post by Mister Jellyfish Mister » Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:20 am

Cookie, you're such a beasite little boy.
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Post by cowboyangel » Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:06 am

Image

Bambi...did I go and do it again?
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Post by Simply Joel » Thu Nov 11, 2004 12:12 pm

cowboyangel wrote:what will Joel think of me now?
"persona non grata"
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Post by buckethead alien » Thu Nov 11, 2004 1:08 pm

Joel, is that you?

*grope, grope*

that fuzzy growth <i>feels</i> like a beard
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Post by sparkletarte » Thu Nov 11, 2004 1:20 pm

Do you have any Instigator mags here? The copy I got at JL on the playa is rather worn, I could use the latest one.

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I had concerns that we were going to get searched coming back to Canada (as if that ever happens, but you never know), I thought, great, they're going to find the Intigator mag and haul us in. It's the most bizarre, and, um, at times gross magazine I've ever scene. But I kind of like it just for that fact.

Who knew there's a whole subculture of sewerpigs and people who like to be kidnapped and ass-aulted? I just don't understand how the pigs aren't always infected with e.coli.
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Post by cowboyangel » Thu Nov 11, 2004 3:24 pm

stop talkin and start feelin stuff
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Post by phoenix13 » Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:46 pm

I'm a perv. Can I watch?
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Post by cowboyangel » Sun Nov 14, 2004 9:58 am

sure but do you have hands too?
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Post by phoenix13 » Mon Nov 15, 2004 11:52 am

Uhhhhh... I'm not sure... Let me check.

*looks at base of wrists*

Yup, it appears that I do have hands. Why do you ask?
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Post by cowboyangel » Mon Nov 15, 2004 1:58 pm

useful hands do good neighbors make
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Post by regynalonglank » Mon Nov 15, 2004 4:31 pm

i won't need to use my hands cowboy...trust me. you won't be able to move :) and you won't even want to try!
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Post by cowboyangel » Mon Nov 15, 2004 5:30 pm

yo babe this ain't the Kristy Kreme thread but I'll take it anyway.
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Post by stuart » Mon Nov 15, 2004 5:48 pm

hey,

I thought this was jiffy lube?

How am I supposed to get a decent hand-job with all these chicks around?
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Post by cowboyangel » Mon Nov 15, 2004 5:50 pm

a hand is a hand is a hand
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Post by stuart » Mon Nov 15, 2004 5:51 pm

au contraire
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Post by cowboyangel » Mon Nov 15, 2004 5:54 pm

unless you're a handtheist
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Post by Kristy Kreme » Mon Nov 15, 2004 6:00 pm

stuart wrote:hey,

I thought this was jiffy lube?

How am I supposed to get a decent hand-job with all these chicks around?
Sorry I'm not that into hand jobs. I can't seem to keep my mouth off of it when I get that close.

Kisses, Kristy Kreme (Oral fetish addict)
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Post by helitack » Mon Nov 15, 2004 7:53 pm

stuart wrote:hey,

I thought this was jiffy lube?

How am I supposed to get a decent hand-job with all these chicks around?

Do it yourself? I dunno, I like Kristy's suggestion better, handjobs are overrated. If you are not with the one you love, love the one you are with.
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Post by Rob the Wop » Mon Nov 15, 2004 8:13 pm

helitack wrote:If you are not with the one you love, love the one you are with.
What if you're not with anyone? Love thyself?

Wow. Instead of thinking of it as masturbating- I'm getting a handjob from my inner child. Is this just wrong?

Damn, now I'm gonna feel all guilty and stuff...
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Post by SilkenTofu » Mon Nov 15, 2004 8:27 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:
helitack wrote:If you are not with the one you love, love the one you are with.
What if you're not with anyone? Love thyself?

Wow. Instead of thinking of it as masturbating- I'm getting a handjob from my inner child. Is this just wrong?

Damn, now I'm gonna feel all guilty and stuff...
You should you incestuous-pedophile!!! Now get yer hand off your cock and onto mine!!!!!

mmwhahahaha....oooh, that feels kinda good
I am a bit tied up at the moment...but if you leave your name and number.....
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Post by SilkenTofu » Mon Nov 15, 2004 8:52 pm

...wait a minute...that's not Rob's hand!!!

dad? what are you doing here?
I am a bit tied up at the moment...but if you leave your name and number.....
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