PAGE TWO

Lonesomebri · Post by **Lonesomebri** » Tue Sep 16, 2014 11:16 am

I know what makes Burning Man special, so you others with your own wild "ideas" need to shut up before some billionaire gets ever so slightly disturbed.

Lonesomebri · Post by **Lonesomebri** » Tue Sep 16, 2014 3:13 pm

I am planning to forge a new Burner, but without any crucible, anvil, hammer, or heat. Even if dealing with those things is what creates a Burner in the first place. Instead, with these pampered souls we will use money this time.

Sic Pup · Post by **Sic Pup** » Tue Sep 16, 2014 4:06 pm

'Not to worry if your faux fur vest is smart enough to read I'm sure it can find it's way back to you.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Sep 16, 2014 10:16 pm

I feel a little punch drunk after catching up on two days worth...

Sic Pup · Post by **Sic Pup** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 1:55 am

Your instincts were probably right, in all likelihood he was probably investigating that hat...

....nothing short of criminal.

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 9:49 am

Does your Mom know that you are on eplaya? How did you even get in without a consenting adult this year. Go on. Take the bait. I love it when you get all intellexshoeall and shit.

GreyCoyote · Post by **GreyCoyote** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 12:22 pm

Can we just let these threads finally die? Please? I mean, seriously kids, everybody and their favorite yeast-infected cooter has now checked-in, made pseudointellectual noises, beat their tin drums and fought-off every other point of view.

And yes, I'm JUST AS GUILTY as the rest of you fuckos.

But when I am TIRED of reading my OWN SHIT, then maybe it's time to move on?

Yes. They came. They saw. They paid through the nose. Yes, they had slaves, and masters, and private parties and hired help. Yes, feeling have been hurt, and yes, they had way too much fun laughing at us little Piggies rolling in the mud. Yes, they had grooming parties for their expensive sparkleponies that were imported from the best hooker-brokers at fantastic expense. Yes, they brought tons of blow and enough LSD to give chromosome damage to a school bus and miraculously avoided all the drug dogs. Yes, they were dipshits and violated Da Rules and laughed in the face of our sacred Principles, and yes, Larry Harvey got three blowjobs every day from a porcupine while rolling in $$$ (It's on youtube you know!). Yes, you likely disagree with most of what I just posted, but nevertheless: Can we get back to our regularly-scheduled brawling instead of starting NEW threads about OLD news?

(Wait. "Old News". That just hurts. Did I really say that? Pfooey-fuckie! Its 5 PM somewhere. I'm drinking!

Lonesomebri · Post by **Lonesomebri** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 12:50 pm

But I'm still learning Alternative ways to describe them.

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 2:55 pm

Greycoyote, (This really should be in the drunk posting thread because it's happy hour the second I get home). You have unwittingly hit on the solution.

Yes, they had slaves, and masters.

If the employees wore loincloths with collars and leashes I bet everybody would accept the policy of hired help. All they would have to do is rename the camp and distribute whips to the paying customers. It would be the coolest place to go. With the right employees you wouldn't even have to pay them.

OK, I've always wanted a slave I just can't figure out how to swing it. Maybe that's why I vacation in Mexico, Thailand, Vietnam and Cambodia. I SAY it's because my money goes farther. $5 for an hour massage including tip. Cab rides start at 50¢. Dinner for 2 with everything and 2 beers under $10.

There are plenty of SM camps and who gives them any shit? Certainly not me.

Now I'm going back into my internet persona. All sweetness and light. Kumbaya my lord. Kumbaya.

GreyCoyote · Post by **GreyCoyote** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 4:41 pm

LOL, Ratty.

So the truth comes out!

You're right of course. PNP could be the new S&M.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 4:43 pm

GreyCoyote wrote:LOL, Ratty.

So the truth comes out! You're right of course. PNP could be the new S&M.

You silly boy.. Your always looking for a spanking..

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:57 pm

On your first paycheck, maybe even on a sign near the door? you will see how it's actually spelled.

Lonesomebri · Post by **Lonesomebri** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 10:53 am

When you have nothing else to stand on, quote scripture.

Zealous · Post by **Zealous** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 12:33 am

Namaste

Stop reappropriating my culture! That word has a deep spiritual significance to it, and my people were exploited by the white man for centuries.

BBadger · Post by **BBadger** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 8:57 pm

Pictures of your dead boyfriend huh? I wouldn't want that evidence falling into the wrong hands either.

tummler · Post by **tummler** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 9:09 pm

Please do not speak for us all. You are but one of many voices.

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Sun Sep 21, 2014 12:18 am

So you lost everything. If you really don't want people to know who you are YOU SHOULDN'T POST ALL YOUR PERSONAL INFO ON THIS SITE. 19 posts and half of them are about your propensity to lose stuff. Do you get dosed every year or just in even numbered years.

Lonesomebri · Post by **Lonesomebri** » Sun Sep 21, 2014 12:35 am

Perhaps retrace your footsteps using the red X's provided on the moop map.....

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sun Sep 21, 2014 7:20 pm

Losing-weight-banging-head-against-wall1.jpg

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Sun Sep 21, 2014 11:50 pm

Yes, I found that creepy thing and it kept staring at me. I stepped on a nail, my car blew up and I came down with leprosy. Once I threw it away all my troubles disappeared.

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Mon Sep 22, 2014 8:02 am

What were you going to tell the rental company about the dust in it?

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Mon Sep 22, 2014 8:11 am

Larry can come out of his "shit storm cellar" now.. The main storm is over..

Larry! tell us the new theme so we can ignore it..

GreyCoyote · Post by **GreyCoyote** » Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:06 pm

Okay. I get the idea you lost a few things. But seriously, did you bring your entire fooking apartment to Burning Man and accidently lose it? WTF? You lost more than most people brought!

(Was that out loud?)

Lonesomebri · Post by **Lonesomebri** » Mon Sep 22, 2014 3:00 pm

Next year make sure one of those BRC Depts you volunteer at is Lost and Found, cut out the middle man.

Lonesomebri · Post by **Lonesomebri** » Mon Sep 22, 2014 6:06 pm

Is it possible to cross index the moop map, stolen bike reports, Lost and Found lists, areas of reported dosing, and what DJ was playing that night?
The soundcamps are totally rocking it, and I don't want to miss out on all the action next year.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Sep 22, 2014 9:06 pm

Really, why would you bring that to the playa? You're lucky you only lost two.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Tue Sep 23, 2014 7:40 am

Voted the most negative poster on E playa. But keeps on ticking..

VultureChow · Post by **VultureChow** » Tue Sep 23, 2014 9:38 am

I'll take someone who wants to go to burning man before they die over someone who thinks they "deserve" to be there every time.

Lonesomebri · Post by **Lonesomebri** » Thu Sep 25, 2014 2:34 pm

You have made a gallant effort which I have tried to subvert and stop every single inch of the way, but let me compliment you now, praying that I have derailed your efforts, like a real ethical friend would.

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Thu Sep 25, 2014 6:32 pm

My friends. Please don't think less of me for posting this but I can only stand so much.

Yes oh GREAT ONE. Every post is directly related to YOU. I don't normally voice my biased opinions about the worthlessness of an individual but....If you could just crawl up your own ass and die, the world, (read eplaya), would be a better place. Too harsh? Naaah.

It's ok. I was doomed to hell anyway before I posted this.

PAGE TWO

Re: PAGE TWO

Re: PAGE TWO

Re: PAGE TWO

Re: PAGE TWO

Re: PAGE TWO

Re: PAGE TWO

Re: PAGE TWO

Re: PAGE TWO

Re: PAGE TWO

Re: PAGE TWO

Re: PAGE TWO

Re: PAGE TWO

Re: PAGE TWO

Re: PAGE TWO

Re: PAGE TWO

Re: PAGE TWO

Re: PAGE TWO

Re: PAGE TWO

Re: PAGE TWO

Re: PAGE TWO

Re: PAGE TWO

Re: PAGE TWO

Re: PAGE TWO

Re: PAGE TWO

Re: PAGE TWO

Re: PAGE TWO

Re: PAGE TWO

Re: PAGE TWO

Re: PAGE TWO

Re: PAGE TWO