Confessions.

OregonRed · Post by **OregonRed** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 8:44 pm

I confess to really getting off when some random stranger watched me give my husband a blow job through our open tent door.
I confess to showing off a little for him.

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 8:48 pm

OregonRed wrote:I confess to really getting off when some random stranger watched me give my husband a blow job through our open tent door.
I confess to showing off a little for him.

i confess that my hair is no longer pink ( sorry, red! )
i confess that i decided to do something a little more trad for the upcoming nuptuals
i confess that i never wanted a "real" wedding and deeply resent being coerced into planning the whole goddamned thing
i confess that about three weeks ago, i almost threw a plate at my fiancee's head
i confess that i love this man; and if he really wants to watch me walking down the aisle, swathed in tulle, that's exactly what he's going to get

Das Bus · Post by **Das Bus** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 2:51 am

I confess I haven't read all the posts in this thread.

I confess I probably have read less than 5% of what is now written on the new eplaya.

I confess I hate the new eplaya. (it just seems like too much work!)

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 3:19 am

i confess that all is not lost.

to wit, my living room is now filled with over a thousand dollars work of wine from my favorite vineyard: www.bonnydoonvineyards.com

i confess it may not last till the wedding

PJ · Post by PJ » Thu Sep 18, 2003 6:48 am

karmic marshmellow wrote:...I confess to having crazy Woodstock sex with my wife while my friends were just outside the tent.

I would NEVER confess to having done that. So what if it was consensual--I wouldn't want to take the chance that you and your friends would hunt me down.

OregonRed · Post by **OregonRed** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 7:04 am

princess strych-9 wrote

i confess that my hair is no longer pink ( sorry, red! )

S'ok. You're not the pink haired girl I was refering to. (I still think you're fascinating tho.)

i confess that i decided to do something a little more trad for the upcoming nuptuals

Tradition has it's place. You love him ...we'll forgive you for allowing yourself to be coerced.

PJ · Post by PJ » Thu Sep 18, 2003 7:09 am

princess strych-9 wrote:i confess that i love this man; and if he really wants to watch me walking down the aisle, swathed in tulle, that's exactly what he's going to get

All that frilly crap will be easier to tolerate for the day if you're secretly not wearing panties under it.

OregonRed · Post by **OregonRed** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 7:20 am

All that frilly crap will be easier to tolerate for the day if you're secretly not wearing panties under it.

Yes, or wear really slutty unergarments...that's what I did...It really helps

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 7:23 am

I confess that I wake up way too early. I thought I wasn't alone when I saw new posts, only to realize they came from the Brit and the Israeli!

Rev. Tastyfresh · Post by **Rev. Tastyfresh** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 1:20 pm

Confessions:
Spending way too much time feeling responsible for the well being of my camp.
Spending too much time in camp. That's where the party was at... I had no real reason to leave.
Being a terrible make-out partner because I was hungover and uber-tired. She said "lame" and left. Never happened to me before, I just laughed and laughed.
Being a dick during the construction process of our camp because my camp mates work differently than I do. I work while taking a water break and all of my camp relaxes for 20 minutes or so. I was an raging screaming lunatic.
I confess to not taking one drug the entire time I was out in the desert.
I confess to being home-sick for Boston for a day or two.
I confess to my crew having our best theme camp ever. Automatic Subconscious... 7:00 and Esp. Hopefully some of you rats came by and checked out our cube.

Rev. TastyFresh

pickle · Post by **pickle** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 1:56 pm

I confess that I went through Costco's soul mate exchange orientation without my girlfriend in tow. [ I did bring her the form, though!

]

I confess that I have serious envy for the fire enclave folks. Tight bodies, wrapped in leather, playing with fire. OUCH!!! I want to BE them.

I confess that I feel equal amounts of elation & guilt when I snap a candid picture of a fellow burner.

I confess that no matter how many boobies I see, I never loose my fascination with them. Just watching my girlfriend change her shirt makes me salivate & pant like a dog in heat.

I confess that I could have given of myself more.

I confess that there's no one else I'd rather travel with than my totally awesome girlfriend, even though she freaks out once per trip. Like clockwork. Without her ..... I just don't know. I'd be drowning in a sea of corporate beige.

I confess that I thought we'd hook up with some 'playa playmates'. Maybe next year!

girlie · Post by **girlie** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 8:35 pm

i'm a guilt-ridden kind of gal -- i could propably confess all day long. for
today i'll just post these ones though...

i confess that i after initially getting psyched on it i stopped reading the
e-playa and some of my other online lists for a week, in an effort to
improve my productivity at work

i confess that the experiment was totally completely unsuccessful

i confess that after seeing a baby house centipede take down a small spider
in my house a couple weeks ago i have been attempting to capture one
of the larger ones solely for the purpose of setting it up in a death match
with one of the larger spiders that live outside my door

i confess that i have never participated in the killing of any animals or
insects for my own amusement before, and am curious to see how it
feels

i confess that i am writing this post instead of showering before going out
for the night, and confess that i'm only skipping the shower 'cuz i just
found out i'm not getting any sex tonight

i confess to being very frustrated that while it says i can use html here it
does not seem that i can use <table> tags to format my posts

J · Post by J » Thu Sep 18, 2003 8:59 pm

I confess that I work in the computers section of a bookstore and can barely work the one I am using now

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 9:18 pm

princess strych-9 wrote: i confess that i decided to do something a little more trad for the upcoming nuptuals
i confess that i never wanted a "real" wedding and deeply resent being coerced into planning the whole goddamned thing
i confess that i love this man; and if he really wants to watch me walking down the aisle, swathed in tulle, that's exactly what he's going to get

I confess I intentionaly coerced my mother in law into planning my ENTIRE wedding.
It was her idea to have a traditional one, not mine.

I confess that even though I love my husband I wonder every day if I got married too young. ( I was 25, I am 28 now )

J · Post by J » Thu Sep 18, 2003 9:23 pm

I confess it is past my bedtime

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 11:26 pm

I confess that I'd rather sit around and tell dirty jokes than talk about high-minded ideals.

I confess that I've started to think that experiments in community work better if everyone concentrates on what we have in common rather than on our diversity. And it works best if what we have in common is a love of dirty jokes.

I confess that I'd rather talk about sex rather than do just about anything - except for actually have sex. And then sometimes it's a close draw.

Ivy · Post by **Ivy** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 7:15 am

I confess that I'd rather talk about sex rather than do just about anything - except for actually have sex. And then sometimes it's a close draw.

I confess I am the same way. Now if I could only find a job where they paid me to do that...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 7:17 am

Ivy wrote:
I confess that I'd rather talk about sex rather than do just about anything - except for actually have sex. And then sometimes it's a close draw.
I confess I am the same way. Now if I could only find a job where they paid me to do that...

Hey that's easy! $3 / minute!

(I'm envisioning a new project for next year... Talk to Wanton She-Devil Lustmonkey)

PJ · Post by PJ » Fri Sep 19, 2003 7:50 am

Ivy wrote:
I confess that I'd rather talk about sex rather than do just about anything - except for actually have sex. And then sometimes it's a close draw.
I confess I am the same way. Now if I could only find a job where they paid me to do that...

You two talk about it, meanwhile I'll look at dirty pictures and we'll all be happy.

Zane5100 · Post by **Zane5100** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 8:03 am

PJ wrote:You two talk about it, meanwhile I'll look at dirty pictures and we'll all be happy.

Here you go, big guy.

Try not to get any on you...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 8:16 am

I confess to doing a shitty job during my volunteer shift

I confess to being too creeped out by the idea of men taking pictures of critical tits to go and appreciate the spectacle of women who were not.

I confess to being way too worried about what my campmates thought of me.

I confess to wanting to get spanked at TOA and not doing anything about it.

I confess allowing my campmates to have way too much influence over my experience.

I confess I may never go back to BurningMan because of the above.

Chimp · Post by **Chimp** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 8:44 am

You have to go back abeerinthemorning because you have the best goddamn name on the playa

OregonRed · Post by **OregonRed** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 9:01 am

I confess to spending entirely too much time on e-playa.

I confess to being really jealous of the folks w/ avatars, because I'm a computer moron, and am lucky I can even manage to post.

I confess to still having fantasies about the pink haired girl in my camp, but now they include some folks from e-playa.

I confess to hating it when my husband has to work, for he never works in town, and I am almost always horny.

I confess to masturbating many times a day...every day.

girlie · Post by **girlie** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 12:51 pm

I confess that up until a couple days ago i did not actually realize that
South Carolina and North Carolina were actually entirely different states.

I confess that i probably know as little about American geography and
politics as most Americans know about Canadian geography and politics

I confess that this does not really bother me too much, and while US
history, etc is on my list of stuff to study up on, i always let it drop to the
bottom

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 1:00 pm

i confess that i think time zones are a cruel joke.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 1:59 pm

I confess that I left Burning Man a day before I should have, though I don't feel too guilty about it. I had a wonderful time with my sweetie.

I confess that, curiously enough, I'm actually thinking about going to Burning Man next year. I left after a couple days this year, but the more I read posts and think- the more I think I may have approached it the wrong way. I know I said I would never come back this time, but for some reason- I think I might have missed something.

I didn't really want to come this year for a number of reasons. And I left early for just as many.

I did the camp thing again this year, spent money and time creating things for our camp. If I go next year, I will park out as far away from any noise as possible (to sleep) and bring the right Benadryl to knock me out. I will bring only costumes and only canned food. I would recreate the circumstances of my first year. I would leave Wednesday after work and arrive around Thursday morning. I would leave after watching the Temple burn on Sunday night. I would keep all my valuables in my car and take no bike.

OK, I would bring a couple of bottles of "interesting things"- but that's it. And I would do it alone this time. I know enough folks out in camps that I would have places to visit.

Watchalls think?

clandyone · Post by **clandyone** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 2:07 pm

Rob, it sounds like a great idea to me. Go for it.

I confess that, as gussied-up and awkward as the new eplaya is, I am even more addicted than I was before the revamp.

I confess that I've been drinking too much lately.

I confess that I'm about to cut off two of my oldest friends without a word, because I'm fed up with their shit. I confess that the first step was de-Friendstering them. That's pathetic, I know.

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 2:21 pm

so totally not pathetic.

as excruciatingly painful as it is, some fools just don't know when the party's over and it's time to go home.

closing time
open all the doors and let you out into the world
closing time
turn all of the lights on over every boy and every girl
closing time
one last call for alchohol
so finish your whiskey or beer
closing time
you don't have to go home but you cant stay here

i know who i want to take home....

semisonic

chickenfish · Post by **chickenfish** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 2:59 pm

I confess to being jaded and bitter and not having as a good a time as I could have because I was too concerned with the overwhelming presence of frat jock yahoos...
I confess to finally opening up and meeting new people by friday and making new friends that I may never see again if I don't return to the playa....
I confess to agreeing with my campmates that a collective trip to Brazil would cost as much and probably be more fun...
I confess taht overall I had a great time even though I am jaded and bitter....

Stormy · Post by **Stormy** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 3:05 pm

I confess to spending too much time on Eplaya. There are some people on here that make my day when I read it.