How did you spend your time away from the Eplaya

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 7:19 am

So lets face you relly are addicted to this damn message board. So did you freak out when the page wouldn't load? Did you think the man had swooped down and gutted your rights from your cold dead hands? Did you even maybe think that somehow BORG was sending you a personal message to go outside more?

I personally kicked my DVD player trying to get it to work so I could watch a damn movie. I wrote a few people.

Also major thumbs up to the people who worked hard to get the Eplaya back up because now I have my crack again.

Jason

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 7:36 am

i must have been sleeping. did something not work correctly?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 7:47 am

first clue i had was a missing page of posts on the SeaCompression.
No pretty pictures for you! (Unless i report them..)

I didn't notice.
I read about the roots of militant Islam, worked, and got started on my SANTACON costume. (Are sexy santas allowed?)

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 7:49 am

I hung with my buddy that's in from Manchester.

WOO HOO!.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 7:49 am

Rian Jackson wrote:first clue i had was a missing page of posts on the SeaCompression.
No pretty pictures for you! (Unless i report them..)

I didn't notice.
I read about the roots of militant Islam, worked, and got started on my SANTACON costume. (Are sexy santas allowed?)

actually, sexy santas are required.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 7:52 am

yay! sparkly red bustier! sparkly red boots!
or maybe the santa and mrs. claus slippers my sweetheart just found for me. they're terrible!

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 8:00 am

Phone sex... all day and all night.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 8:03 am

tonytohono wrote:Phone sex... all day and all night.

sheesh! one form of non-face to face interaction is taken away and you replace it with another.
are you hiding something from the world, tony? *arches eyebrow eeeevilly)

gadzooks, who started this e-miming thing anyway? now we're all doing it. i can't stop. and no, i don't want to go to a 12 step program for it!!!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 8:07 am

I panicked... I couldn't breathe well, my fingers were twitching for something to do... I went on eBay, but it wasn't the same... I tried a chatroom for people addicted to large inflatable dolls to the point where they tried to marry them, and that was almost the same as the ePlaya, but not quite...

Then I phoned a fellow Burner and we actually spoke words at each other for an hour... it was perfect.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 8:19 am

spoken words, with inflection and everything it sounds frightening,

actually I didn't go to bed any earlier, once I got over checking to see if it was back up and listening to the radio to see if the "Big one" hit northern California I ended up re-organizing crap on my hard drive.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 8:46 am

I masturbated furiously.

Of course, I do that while on the Eplaya.

So I didn't really notice it that much, I guess. Did something happen after my mental mud-fight between Christina Ricci and Heather Graham?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 8:47 am

I went into withdrawl, checking and re-checking the server, looking at playacast....hoping praying...oh ya time to go to the 12 step thread

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 8:53 am

I did go check out 3playa, it just didn't do it for me.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 8:54 am

ya, I know, me too...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 9:10 am

It must have been that threat against my golden gills, because it happened on my day off. Swam on, imperturbably.

If my phone number was out there would I have got a call?

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 9:12 am

Rian Jackson wrote:
tonytohono wrote:Phone sex... all day and all night.
sheesh! one form of non-face to face interaction is taken away and you replace it with another.
are you hiding something from the world, tony? *arches eyebrow eeeevilly)

I've got no problem with face to face... sometimes it just isn't possible.

I can make do with whatever is feasable, you know? Usually i'd rather do both. Come on, this is the age of multi tasking, right?

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 9:19 am

rehearsed, told someone off and slept.

felt pretty productive, really.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 9:50 am

tonytohono wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:
tonytohono wrote:Phone sex... all day and all night.
sheesh! one form of non-face to face interaction is taken away and you replace it with another.
are you hiding something from the world, tony? *arches eyebrow eeeevilly)
I've got no problem with face to face... sometimes it just isn't possible.

I can make do with whatever is feasable, you know? Usually i'd rather do both. Come on, this is the age of multi tasking, right?

so... do you fuck one person while on the phone with another or are you in physical contact with the same person you're having phone sex with - at the same time?

sheesh, that's just too complicated. it sounds like something Rob would think about.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 9:52 am

theCryptofishist wrote:It must have been that threat against my golden gills, because it happened on my day off. Swam on, imperturbably.

If my phone number was out there would I have got a call?

smooooooooooooooooooooooooch!

i'll protect you from that bad, bad man. don't you worry, fishie. [/b]

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 10:56 am

after checking and rechecking the site (goddamn addict...) i read for hours, finishing the BM book in 3 hours. passing it on to giggles who tried in vain to escape our clutches.... bwahahahahAHAHAHAH!!!! it'll be in yer happy little hands in a couple of days.

also tried 3playa. *sigh*

also wrote some people...

didn't fuck anyone. not even on the phone.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 11:07 am

did something happen?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 11:47 am

Hmmm, I wrote emails. Luckily, I only have a computer at work, so once I left work, it was an out-of-sight, out-of-mind..though I did miss you all...

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:11 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
tonytohono wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote: sheesh! one form of non-face to face interaction is taken away and you replace it with another.
are you hiding something from the world, tony? *arches eyebrow eeeevilly)
I've got no problem with face to face... sometimes it just isn't possible.

I can make do with whatever is feasable, you know? Usually i'd rather do both. Come on, this is the age of multi tasking, right?
so... do you fuck one person while on the phone with another or are you in physical contact with the same person you're having phone sex with - at the same time?

sheesh, that's just too complicated. it sounds like something Rob would think about.

Actually we both havve cell phones and we atlk on them while we are funking, fantasizing that we are having phone sex. It's sooo much better that way. You really ought to give it a shot =)

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:12 pm

yeah funking, that's it. My fricking typing...

I suck.

Kristy Kreme · Post by **Kristy Kreme** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:17 pm

tonytohono wrote:yeah funking, that's it. My fricking typing...

I suck.

I volunteer to be on the receiving end of that sucking!!!!!

Kisses, Kristy Kreme

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:26 pm

=P

I think we may be able to arrange that. Maybe...

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 1:08 pm

Well, I spent my time in a soul searching funk after detaching my ass from my big blue ball (I sit on a blue exercise ball in front of hte computer for real), wandering out into the rest of my house where the week's worth of dishes, laundry, and general kid-funk was waving madly at me saying nyah-nyah no more virtual world to escape to, wondering just where the hell I've been for the past week and what it meant that I was so damn sad.

I am so fuckin glad that you guys are so damn sticky adn didn't let me escape, and I can't wait to get the book, Tish. I'm gettin a picture of my bare ass perched on this big blue ball in front of my portal as part of my embellishment.

mwaaaah! How can I love you guys so much when I don't even know you?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 1:11 pm

Oh, and had REAL LIVE AND IN PERSON knock yer socks off sex with hte very original and terribly good lookin southern beau, who tried in vain to understand what was wrong with me and eventually gave up trying altogether to make it better. God I love that man.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 1:14 pm

gigglesnort wrote: mwaaaah! How can I love you guys so much when I don't even know you?

maybe that's why...

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 2:02 pm

gigglesnort wrote:Well, I spent my time in a soul searching funk after detaching my ass from my big blue ball (I sit on a blue exercise ball in front of hte computer for real), wandering out into the rest of my house where the week's worth of dishes, laundry, and general kid-funk was waving madly at me saying nyah-nyah no more virtual world to escape to, wondering just where the hell I've been for the past week and what it meant that I was so damn sad.

What was the result giggle? Are you better?

I find this perched on a blue ball extremely fun to visualize. =][/i]