Help Talk Badger Out of Using One of Those Emoticons....

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 7:42 pm

I've been tempted. Seriously I have.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 7:54 pm

You can't use just one. Keep that in mind.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 8:05 pm

Badger honey, step away from the keyboard and breathe deep.

You forgot to include "it would make the baby jesus cry" and it would Badger... it really really would.

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 8:12 pm

well,if the virgin mary cries every time you whistle, just think what she does when you use an emoticon.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 8:21 pm

well,if the virgin mary cries every time you whistle, just think what she does when you use an emoticon.

She shits live frogs! Really Badger, would you want the Virgin Mary to shit live frogs? Would you?

precipitate · Post by **precipitate** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 10:56 pm

> Really Badger, would you want the Virgin Mary to shit live frogs?
> Would you?

Um. I would. Does that make me a bad person?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 11:13 pm

whaT, ARe yOU OuT of vOwELS? COnsaNAntS?
FUcK!, i can hardly SPELL & i (oCCasIOnally) use caps
bUT i'D rathER fUck A pORCuPINe wiTHoUt glOVes thaN
eMotIfUcK (yEs wEcaN feeL It wHen yOu wRIThe)

PJ · Post by PJ » Tue Sep 16, 2003 10:55 am

Lydia Love wrote:would you want the Virgin Mary to shit live frogs?

I would, especially if there's an .mpg involved.

Booker · Post by **Booker** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 11:04 am

just think what she does when you use an emoticon

So just speculating based on my immediate response to this: What would happen to the kittens then, eh?

Booker · Post by **Booker** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 11:05 am

Oh, and yes precip, it does. I may possibly have joined you there, though, if it's any consolation.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 3:51 pm

You are all just sick and going to hell. If you don't care about the Virgin Mary then think about the poor traumatized frogs!

p.s. I adore you all

PJ · Post by PJ » Tue Sep 16, 2003 3:54 pm

Lydia Love wrote:think about the poor traumatized frogs!

Fuck 'em. They're French.

precipitate · Post by **precipitate** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 3:56 pm

> You are all just sick and going to hell.

Well, that's a given. It's what my father's family has been saying since
I was born, what with me not being baptized in the Church and all.

Besides, all my friends will be there.

PJ · Post by PJ » Tue Sep 16, 2003 4:10 pm

precipitate wrote:going to hell...not being baptized in the Church and all.

Would it help if I spilled beer on you?

RebA! · Post by **RebA!** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 4:30 pm

I just love that the one with PJ and the glove are winning.

What you mean I'm going to hell. I'm already there.

antron · Post by **antron** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 4:36 pm

PJ wrote:
precipitate wrote:going to hell...not being baptized in the Church and all.
Would it help if I spilled beer on you?

it would do in a pinch.

antron · Post by **antron** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 4:37 pm

do it
do it
do it
do it
do it

PJ · Post by PJ » Tue Sep 16, 2003 6:01 pm

This is hardly a fair election. Not a single one of these newbies know what The Glove is all about.

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 6:33 pm

well, pj, this is your chance to enlighten them.

precipitate · Post by **precipitate** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 6:35 pm

> Not a single one of these newbies know what The Glove is all about.

You mean it's not about bovine rectal health?

PJ · Post by PJ » Tue Sep 16, 2003 6:44 pm

precipitate wrote:You mean it's not about bovine rectal health?

Much of the time what you're feeling for is the outside of the uterus. So, no, not necessarily.

Spokes · Post by **Spokes** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 7:15 pm

newbies know what The Glove is all about.

Perhaps a theme camp is in order where anyone can have "The Glove" experience.

PJ · Post by PJ » Tue Sep 16, 2003 7:54 pm

Spokes wrote:Perhaps a theme camp is in order where anyone can have "The Glove" experience.

I'm thinking Spokes would look good in the back half of a cow costume.

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 7:58 pm

are we to assume you'll be the front half?

Spokes · Post by **Spokes** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 8:46 pm

moo mutha fucker

antron · Post by **antron** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 9:07 pm

mo glove, mo love

PJ · Post by PJ » Wed Sep 17, 2003 5:15 am

princess strych-9 wrote:are we to assume you'll be the front half?

No, I'm the Happy Farmer. Consider yourself high on the list of shoo-in candidates for the front half auditions. I figure it'd guarantee a successful theme camp.

Would "Cattle Prod Camp" be a good name?

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 5:17 am

PJ wrote:
princess strych-9 wrote:are we to assume you'll be the front half?
No, I'm the Happy Farmer. Consider yourself high on the list of shoo-in candidates for the front half auditions. I figure it'd guarantee a successful theme camp.

Would "Cattle Prod Camp" be a good name?

but i want to be the milkmaid,

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 9:33 pm

Badge? Rhymes with Madge... i.e., you're soaking in it. <img src="http://www.sonic.net/~bullnose/ass.gif" width=32 height=32>

PJ · Post by PJ » Thu Sep 18, 2003 5:11 am

princess strych-9 wrote:but i want to be the milkmaid

That's not milk, but OK, the job is yours. I even have a three-legged stool you can use.

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