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Dear Mr. Wonderful: Having totally read that as "she's not yet useless to me after all these weeks", all I can say is Way To Go, Romeo. Hopefully this one doesn't get tossed to the shredder like the others.
Worry is a misuse of imagination
“She had blue skin, And so did he.
He kept it hid And so did she.
They searched for blue Their whole life through,
Then passed right by- And never knew.”
Shel Silverstein
“She had blue skin, And so did he.
He kept it hid And so did she.
They searched for blue Their whole life through,
Then passed right by- And never knew.”
Shel Silverstein
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OK this made me laugh. (in a good way. Quite the perfect response to the preceding comment.)Lonesomebri wrote:But I'm still learning Alternative ways to describe them.
Elderberry
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
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Isn't that what plonking is for Ratty?Ratty wrote:My friends. Please don't think less of me for posting this but I can only stand so much.
Yes oh GREAT ONE. Every post is directly related to YOU. I don't normally voice my biased opinions about the worthlessness of an individual but....If you could just crawl up your own ass and die, the world, (read eplaya), would be a better place. Too harsh? Naaah.
It's ok. I was doomed to hell anyway before I posted this.
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more like passing through, if we were back, you'd know it.
"10 principles? you cant HANDLE the 10 principles..."
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I hear that the Burning Man Project board, what with it's recent move into providing playa hotels, needs a new team player to run cover, and have I got the perfect fit!
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"If this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others?"
- Voltaire
"If this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others?"
- Voltaire
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Do the ears work? Are they connected to any span of memory, however brief?
”On second thought, Let’s not go to Camelot. It’s a silly place.”
Roll on through, Tumbleweed.
Roll on through, Tumbleweed.
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How many times do we need to tell you.
Are you just being ignorant for the fuck of it?
Are you just being ignorant for the fuck of it?
Oh my god, it's HUGE!
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She gets 25,000 words to use each day, and damn, she has used them all up before 10 AM.
Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?
" I am a controlled substance". Savannah.
" I am a controlled substance". Savannah.
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Plonked so many people and threads there is nothing on E playa..
I'm the contraptioneer your mother warned you about.
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I do not think the universe contains enough tin to make a foil hat large enough to fit your conspiracy theories.
It's a camping trip in the desert, not the redemption of the fallen world - Cryptofishist
Eric ShutterSlut
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Eric ShutterSlut
Former Ass't Editor & columnist, BRC Weekly
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Stuff that makes me think bores me. I blame others.
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"If this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others?"
- Voltaire
"If this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others?"
- Voltaire
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What a ratfuck dramatic queen! Panic embraced by an overdramatic media doesn't have to make it down here, or does it?? ^Rhino!'s job is not to follow you and fix and make all better.
Shit, if I did that for a living I'd go CRAZY!
Shit, if I did that for a living I'd go CRAZY!
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I'm here until the serendipitous synchronicity is ubiquitous.
Black Rock Beacon - '2010, 2012-2016
(lux, veritas, lardum)
Bacon is forever. Veni, vidi, pertudi. (We came, we saw, we DRILLED.) - BRC Div. of Geology 2009-2015
I'm here until the serendipitous synchronicity is ubiquitous.
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I remember when battling "The Man" was better than beating down the little guy.
Kissing up does not indicate a conspiracy.
Kissing up does not indicate a conspiracy.
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"If this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others?"
- Voltaire
"If this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others?"
- Voltaire
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STOP IT!! STOP IT RIGHT NOW!! IF I COULD TYPE A SCREAM I WOULD. What is this Fucking Jr. High? New posters should be limited to 4 posts a day until they have 100 posts. By then we would all plonk he/she and it would go away quietly. All the threads are ruined. Now we must start over.
Oh Grand Poobaa of the highest Moderator Order, Please erase ALL threads newer than 2006 and we will start fresh. Thank you. I'll expect a blank screen in the morning.
Oh Grand Poobaa of the highest Moderator Order, Please erase ALL threads newer than 2006 and we will start fresh. Thank you. I'll expect a blank screen in the morning.
Those aren't buttermilk biscuits I'm lying on Savannah
Pictures or it didn't happen Greycoyote
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
Arthur Schopenhauer
Pictures or it didn't happen Greycoyote
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
Arthur Schopenhauer
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Elderberry
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
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Ratty: I have seen what you, a pair of scissors, and a sewing machine can do to "ruined threads" in an hour or two. Thus I have officially elevated you to Honorary Moderator Status.
(Of course, like me, you are still restricted to using a bottle of correction fluid on your screen, but I find it helps some! Hehehe)
(Of course, like me, you are still restricted to using a bottle of correction fluid on your screen, but I find it helps some! Hehehe)
"To sum up my compassion level, I think we should feed the unwanted animals to the homeless. Or visa versa. Too much attention and money is spent on both."
(A Beautiful Mind)
(A Beautiful Mind)
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To whom it may concern.
Fuck! Oh. Excuse me. I thought this was a different thread. What the heck is wrong with you? Take a 'chill pill' and move on. This isn't a woman's right to choose, gay marriage or even politics. Yet...You just go on and on and on. You win OK? You win Burning Man. You get 1st place. I'll wrap up the whole sodding internet and snail mail it to you. You better stop before you get carpel tunnel fingers, have a stroke and get hooked on uppers so you can stay awake and post 24/7.
Try having a virtual drink, sharing a joke, welcoming the newbies, commiserating with those who lost their stuff in the dust, admiring your fellow eplayans handiwork. You are losing face with every keystroke. Stop being a donkey. Reminisce about the good times. Smile. You'll feel better.
There's nothing wrong with being passionate. There is something wrong with being obsessive. It will eat you from the inside out.
Fuck! Oh. Excuse me. I thought this was a different thread. What the heck is wrong with you? Take a 'chill pill' and move on. This isn't a woman's right to choose, gay marriage or even politics. Yet...You just go on and on and on. You win OK? You win Burning Man. You get 1st place. I'll wrap up the whole sodding internet and snail mail it to you. You better stop before you get carpel tunnel fingers, have a stroke and get hooked on uppers so you can stay awake and post 24/7.
Try having a virtual drink, sharing a joke, welcoming the newbies, commiserating with those who lost their stuff in the dust, admiring your fellow eplayans handiwork. You are losing face with every keystroke. Stop being a donkey. Reminisce about the good times. Smile. You'll feel better.
There's nothing wrong with being passionate. There is something wrong with being obsessive. It will eat you from the inside out.
Those aren't buttermilk biscuits I'm lying on Savannah
Pictures or it didn't happen Greycoyote
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
Arthur Schopenhauer
Pictures or it didn't happen Greycoyote
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
Arthur Schopenhauer
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Windbags windbags everywhere
When the only tool you got is a hammer, every problem looks like a hippie.
Mmmmmm I love the smell of Burning Man - Token
Getting overly dramatic about the ticket sale process is so 2012. - Maladroit
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Mmmmmm I love the smell of Burning Man - Token
Getting overly dramatic about the ticket sale process is so 2012. - Maladroit
http://www.dyewithdignity.com
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So, everyone's dopamine levels sour soar through the roof during the burn, but then they plummet and it takes months to get back to normal, you say? That's beginning to look rather valid.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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I'm dedicating this gem to the Village Idiot. With my heartfelt complements, I give you my proxy, Lilly Allen...
[media]
"To sum up my compassion level, I think we should feed the unwanted animals to the homeless. Or visa versa. Too much attention and money is spent on both."
(A Beautiful Mind)
(A Beautiful Mind)
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Greycoyote, I'm sitting here laughing along. Ha, ha, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, ha. Thank you so much for a great laugh. It was perfect.
Those aren't buttermilk biscuits I'm lying on Savannah
Pictures or it didn't happen Greycoyote
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
Arthur Schopenhauer
Pictures or it didn't happen Greycoyote
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
Arthur Schopenhauer
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It's all page two. I'm with unjon, I've got so many active plonks right now, there are few new posts I can read.

”On second thought, Let’s not go to Camelot. It’s a silly place.”
Roll on through, Tumbleweed.
Roll on through, Tumbleweed.
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Oh for criminesake. (Seriously? That word makes it through spell check?!) Shouldn't you go to the event before you start recommending changes in the art grant program? Why am I surprised? I think I must have brain damage from slamming my head on the desk.
Those aren't buttermilk biscuits I'm lying on Savannah
Pictures or it didn't happen Greycoyote
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
Arthur Schopenhauer
Pictures or it didn't happen Greycoyote
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
Arthur Schopenhauer
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Fuck Ratty, I've been going batshit trying to find the posts & poster you are referring to. Like I really got to get some work done rather than surf eplaya.
I'm not a slut, I'm good time floozy!
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I'm ignoring whole threads.
You ever have a relationship or a friendship that just fizzles and dies quietly? No active dumping or parting. Just one day you forget to respond to a phone call or an email and then a week or two later you remember. But now it's too late to respond, and you realize that if you haven't spoken in this long, maybe they don't want to speak to you. And neither reaches out to the other again. And after a month you decide that if you could go this long without contact, it really is no big loss.
That's what I keep hoping will happen to the threads.
You ever have a relationship or a friendship that just fizzles and dies quietly? No active dumping or parting. Just one day you forget to respond to a phone call or an email and then a week or two later you remember. But now it's too late to respond, and you realize that if you haven't spoken in this long, maybe they don't want to speak to you. And neither reaches out to the other again. And after a month you decide that if you could go this long without contact, it really is no big loss.
That's what I keep hoping will happen to the threads.
Sic Semper Spectatores
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I find it wildly amusing that the same guy who unapologetically posts Private Messages in public threads feels he is well-qualified to comment on a thread talking about a proposed code of ethics.
Thats some funny junk, right there.
Thats some funny junk, right there.
"To sum up my compassion level, I think we should feed the unwanted animals to the homeless. Or visa versa. Too much attention and money is spent on both."
(A Beautiful Mind)
(A Beautiful Mind)
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Yeah, that troublemaker has gotten at least 4 more private messages telling them what a child they are, that combined with the public messages....I think that clown has learned a lesson.GreyCoyote wrote:I find it wildly amusing that the same guy who unapologetically posts Private Messages in public threads feels he is well-qualified to comment on a thread talking about a proposed code of ethics.
Thats some funny junk, right there.
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"If this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others?"
- Voltaire
"If this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others?"
- Voltaire
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Lonesomebri wrote:Yeah, that troublemaker has gotten at least 4 more private messages telling them what a child they are, that combined with the public messages....I think that clown has learned a lesson.GreyCoyote wrote:I find it wildly amusing that the same guy who unapologetically posts Private Messages in public threads feels he is well-qualified to comment on a thread talking about a proposed code of ethics.
Thats some funny junk, right there.
Nope. Still posting.
"To sum up my compassion level, I think we should feed the unwanted animals to the homeless. Or visa versa. Too much attention and money is spent on both."
(A Beautiful Mind)
(A Beautiful Mind)