Burners and lightbulbs

Post by **Eric** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 3:59 pm

graidawg wrote:how many virgin burners does it take to change a light bulb?

I dont know is there thread about it? can someone post a link please or should i start my own thread?
is it in FAQs? please help

+1

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 4:13 pm

Q: How many fed-up eplayans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: That gets asked every fucking year. Use the search function you moron!

Post by **AntiM** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 4:15 pm

Q. How many dimbulbs does it take to not get the joke and kill a thread?

Dr Jet Sinister · Post by **Dr Jet Sinister** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 4:19 pm

AntiM wrote:Q. How many dimbulbs does it take to not get the joke and kill a thread?

A: Just one, until the spammer shows up and bumps the thread.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 4:28 pm

how many Sparkleponies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

ans: whats a lightbulb?

Dr Jet Sinister · Post by **Dr Jet Sinister** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 4:35 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:how many Sparkleponies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

ans: whats a lightbulb?

Sparkle ponies don't screw in light bulbs! It might damage their manicure, then they could put a snag in their costume with a hangnail.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 8:12 pm

capjbadger wrote:Q: How many surrealist burners does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: To get to the other side.

Ah, the answer I know: Fish.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 8:14 pm

How many top DJ Managers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're too busy kissing ass and screwing the sparklegroupies to get any work done.

Post by **Eric** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 8:28 pm

how many know-it-all Burners does it take to change a lightbulb?

one, but he'll critique the type of bulb you have, ask for another kind, try to ascertain if the wiring is up to code (while knowing nothing about wiring), let you know that you've given him the wrong kind of screwdriver to remove the shade when it doesn't need any (and don't you have any better quality tools), explain using big meaningless words the co-efficiency of radical particles in determining the throughput of charged electrons that needs to be understood before this delicate operation can be undertaken (and offer links to papers that have nothing to do with the actual bulb-changing), complain to other people that you are doubting their ability to complete the change and then leave without changing it because the variables are too broad for the mission to be undertaken safely, all while letting you know you're doing it wrong.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 8:54 pm

Eric wrote:how many know-it-all Burners does it take to change a lightbulb?

one, but he'll critique the type of bulb you have, ask for another kind, try to ascertain if the wiring is up to code (while knowing nothing about wiring), let you know that you've given him the wrong kind of screwdriver to remove the shade when it doesn't need any (and don't you have any better quality tools), explain using big meaningless words the co-efficiency of radical particles in determining the throughput of charged electrons that needs to be understood before this delicate operation can be undertaken (and offer links to papers that have nothing to do with the actual bulb-changing), complain to other people that you are doubting their ability to complete the change and then leave without changing it because the variables are too broad for the mission to be undertaken safely, all while letting you know you're doing it wrong.

(How many wise ass eplayans does it take to give me a headache?...

How many Barbiebarians does it take to change the lightbulb in the back of Doc's rv?

We don't know, hundreds have go in, but none have come out again.

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:35 am

Q. how many burners does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. we need lightbulbs? dont the lamplighters do that?

A. are they in the survival guide? how many do we need?

A. have you considered using candles?

A. are they flammable?

A. can i haz gls lamp now please?

i used to sell lightbulbs for a living you know they are called lamps dont you?

Post by **AntiM** » Sun Jul 31, 2011 7:55 am

Eric wrote:how many know-it-all Burners does it take to change a lightbulb?

one, but he'll critique the type of bulb you have, ask for another kind, try to ascertain if the wiring is up to code (while knowing nothing about wiring), let you know that you've given him the wrong kind of screwdriver to remove the shade when it doesn't need any (and don't you have any better quality tools), explain using big meaningless words the co-efficiency of radical particles in determining the throughput of charged electrons that needs to be understood before this delicate operation can be undertaken (and offer links to papers that have nothing to do with the actual bulb-changing), complain to other people that you are doubting their ability to complete the change and then leave without changing it because the variables are too broad for the mission to be undertaken safely, all while letting you know you're doing it wrong.

+ one million

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jul 31, 2011 9:24 am

theCryptofishist wrote:How many top DJ Managers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're too busy kissing ass and screwing the sparklegroupies to get any work done.

thats why we have unpaid interns....duh.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sun Jul 31, 2011 11:52 am

Boy, when you think you've seen irony, someone tops themselves.

Thank god so few on here tell others what to do.

Eric, funny stuff, as always.

Asherbeez · Post by **Asherbeez** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 2:05 pm

How many Hipster Burners does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a pretty obscure number, you probably wouldn't get it...

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 2:47 pm

Q: How many DPW peeps does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Fuck you. Clean up your fuckin' moopy-ass broken light-bulb glass, you hippie. And give me a PBR.

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 11:21 pm

I needed this laugh. I'm better now. Night night.

AntiM really cracked me up. so, so true.

Zhust · Post by **Zhust** » Sun Oct 05, 2014 11:18 am

Q: How many Burners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: I don't know. Why don't you install it in deep-Playa and count how many Burners are sleeping inside at dawn?

Lonesomebri · Post by **Lonesomebri** » Sun Oct 05, 2014 11:51 am

How many lighbulbs does it take to screw into a Burner?
Depends on how big of asshole they are.

Post by **Elderberry** » Sun Oct 05, 2014 11:53 am

Asherbeez wrote:How many Hipster Burners does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a pretty obscure number, you probably wouldn't get it...

Damn Asherbeez, welcome back. Longtime no see.

gaminwench · Post by **gaminwench** » Sun Oct 05, 2014 12:08 pm

from 2011??

Asherbeez · Post by **Asherbeez** » Sun Oct 05, 2014 8:31 pm

Elderberry wrote:
Asherbeez wrote:How many Hipster Burners does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a pretty obscure number, you probably wouldn't get it...
Damn Asherbeez, welcome back. Longtime no see.

gaminwench wrote:from 2011??

Hey! I'm still around, though more lurking than anything as of late. Was at the burn last year, but missed the meet up. Honestly wasn't sure if I'd be remembered.

Post by **Elderberry** » Sun Oct 05, 2014 8:53 pm

Well of course you were not only remembered, but missed. My partner has asked me several times about you and I just keep telling him you dont login here anymore. You going next year?

gaminwench · Post by **gaminwench** » Sun Oct 05, 2014 11:39 pm

Welcome back, Asherbeez!

How many eplaya lurkers does it take ...

If every one would reach out and make contact, we'd know!

Asherbeez · Post by **Asherbeez** » Mon Oct 06, 2014 6:56 am

Elderberry wrote:Well of course you were not only remembered, but missed. My partner has asked me several times about you and I just keep telling him you dont login here anymore. You going next year?

Well I'm touched!

Yes, that's the plan as of now. Should everything work out, I'll be sure to come by this year.

Omitimo · Post by **Omitimo** » Mon Oct 06, 2014 10:07 am

How many Burners Without Borders does it take to change a light bulb?

Burners Without Borders don't change a thing.

>ducks<

Post by **Eric** » Tue Oct 07, 2014 10:51 pm

How many Nobel Prize laureates does it take to change the light bulb?

Three.

Which has nothing to do with Burners per se, yet everything to do with us at night...

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Wed Oct 08, 2014 8:27 am

How many lamplighters does it take to change a light bulb ?

Light bulb ? WE don't need no stinking light bulb

Lonesomebri · Post by **Lonesomebri** » Wed Oct 08, 2014 12:26 pm

How many old eplayans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nice weather we are having. I had a sandwich for lunch.

Oldguy · Post by **Oldguy** » Wed Oct 08, 2014 3:46 pm

How many new ePlayans does it take to screw in a light-bulb ?

What the hell is a light- bulb ? And why do you want to screw it ?

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