Sunshine State Virgin

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DirtyPachouli
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Sunshine State Virgin

Post by DirtyPachouli » Thu Oct 09, 2014 1:28 am

So, I woke up in the middle of the night remembering a friend who invited me to a local burn here in Florida a while back. Shot up and thought to myself, "Get the the desert!". Having had a crazy life like most, I've found it difficult to find the necessary resources to make the journey, so here I am!
As Johnny Five would say, "Need Input!"
What better place to throw myself to the wolves than the e-playa.
Looking forward to being molded and shaped accordingly.
Just remember, I'm a virgin, be gentle.

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Drawingablank
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Re: Sunshine State Virgin

Post by Drawingablank » Thu Oct 09, 2014 4:57 am

Welcome.
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Re: Sunshine State Virgin

Post by Elderberry » Thu Oct 09, 2014 5:51 am

Hey there, welcome to eplaya!
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gypsy68
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Re: Sunshine State Virgin

Post by gypsy68 » Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:32 am

Hello, and welcome!

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Lonesomebri
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Re: Sunshine State Virgin

Post by Lonesomebri » Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:51 am

If you need to set something on fire, I have a lighter I can give you.
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Re: Sunshine State Virgin

Post by omegared » Fri Oct 10, 2014 4:23 am

DirtyPachouli wrote:What better place to throw myself to the wolves than the e-playa.
DirtyPachouli, come to the Florida regionals. They're over in Lakeland. Afterburn coming up November 7-10. There's still one round of ticket sales coming up on October 23. www.burntorangesevents.com. You gotta be quick though, they sell out fast. It will give you a small taste of what you're in for out in the dust.

Welcome home!!!
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Re: Sunshine State Virgin

Post by Ratty » Fri Oct 10, 2014 10:56 am

Welcome. This won't hurt for long. Then you'll be our new best friend. Are you coming to the burn in 2015?
Those aren't buttermilk biscuits I'm lying on Savannah

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Re: Sunshine State Virgin

Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Oct 10, 2014 9:07 pm

I am not a wolf.

Occasionally, I am a bit wolffish...
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And throwing yourself anywhere is a bit melodramatic.
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Re: Sunshine State Virgin

Post by Savannah » Mon Oct 13, 2014 2:42 pm

Hi DirtyPachouli! Welcome. Read your face off.

I do own a wolf hood. Throw yourself unto me.
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