The person below me

[TomServo]

I know, Green Day, Rancid and Jello Biafra...given..Jello no longer plays as far as I know..

TPBM knows a meteorologist.

[theCryptofishist]

No. But I almost met Professor Fuzzy Math...
tpbm puked in a famous landmark.

[Elorrum]

Although my history includes a lot of incidents of public reversals of that nature, none of the locations could be called landmarks, though some were touristy.
tpbm can't remember the last time they wrote a check in a store for a purchase. I was behind a guy today in the supermarket line, and it was a slight surprise to see him pull out his checkbook.

[ranger magnum]

Your right, now that I think about it..

Tpbm likes oreo cookies

[theCryptofishist]

Not really. The centers are way too sweet. There is a variant called "double-stuff"; I'm waiting for the "half stuff".
tpbm like baking his or her own cookies. (And doesn't have weird flashes of what that might mean on urban dictionary.)

[ranger magnum]

I enjoy fresh baked cookies, I'm just not good at doing it.

Tpbm has a half baked idea...

[BeeWeeDee]

Yep. Usually I don't realize it is half baked until I am executing it. Then I go "uh-oh, now what?"

TPBM has see sagebrush taller than an house

[Thecatman]

Not quite but I have seen sagebrush I could stand under. It was 12, maybe 15 feet tall. In the Duckflat area north of Gerlach

TPBM has exercise equipment collecting dust

[theCryptofishist]

I actually used the arm bike yesterday. The beach ball, no.
tpbm had a beach volley-ball scholarship.

[southern crone]

No, I was accepted to be an apprentice to a famous artist. Backed out and went to a Jr.college instead. Oh the " What ifs".

TPBM never looks back. They live life with no regrets.

[ranger magnum]

Absolutely.

Tpbm, however, wouldn't mind forgetting a few things about their past....

[lucky420]

Mmmmm yeah some but then again those experiences are part of what made me who I am today. I yam what I yam.

TPBM is looking forward to a rendezvous

[Elorrum]

A few, I guess. Big trip coming up.

Tpbm works better with a deadline.

[tamarakay]

I do. That little big of panic makes me heart beat faster.

tpbm also has low blood pressure issues.

[Joeln]

Not an issue per se, but they always tell me hypertension will never be a problem...

tpbm is looking forward to that first drink tonight.

[BeeWeeDee]

OMG no. That first drink tonight would lead to a death spiral. I do look forward to a dash of bitters and sparkling soda though.

TPBM can whistle dixie.

[Eric]

Sadly, due to the shape of my tongue I can neither whistle dixie (or anything else) nor roll my "r"s.


tpbm is also unable to do a common activity due to random genetic mutation

[southern crone]

My body doesn't process or filter alcohol very well. I have a strong aversion to it. A nurse rubbing a spot to give me a shot can give me the sweats. Makes me the life of the party, not.

TPBM feels they are often on the verge of being in a state of levitation.

[lucky420]

Well I get high a lot but have never actually levitated

Tpbm is a member of the mile high club

[tamarakay]

*smiles knowingly*

The person below me is facing a new challenge.

[Elorrum]

no, variations on a theme, really. But I'm going to try a new solution.

tpbm knows where the shoe polish is hiding.

[robbidobbs]

Yep I just bought a new can of waterproof black yesterday.

TPBM knows how to shine shoes but does it It frequently

[tamarakay]

My dad was career army I can shine some damn shoes. sooooo done with that

TPBM knows what sos means in the culinary world

[gaminwench]

shit on a shingle?
(creamed chipped beef on toast, a family favorite )

TPBM already has their Hallowe'en costume ...

[tatonka]

yea if naked is a costume

tpbm will go to bed early tonight

[Mojojita]

Yes, if there is still whiskey left.

tpbm has had road rash

[theCryptofishist]

I have phantom road rash sometimes. Up the shins...
tpbm worries about how Eric's ancestors got by in Germany if they couldn't roll their Rs.

[southern crone]

I don't know about Germany, but it would have been tough in Alabama with all those ragin' rednecks, rollin' on the river and Roll Tide Roll.
TPBM thinks the alphabet X should be done away with.

[theCryptofishist]

It confuses me, and it seems like there's nothing there that ks couldn't take care of. I really get confused when it's used in chinese transliteration. I thought it was supposed to be "ch" but maybe it isn't...
tpbm reads a foreign language. (and while we're at it, what's up with that g in foreign?)

[Eric]

Sadly not. I can understand a little itsy-bitsy tinsy-winsy bit of German, but not enough to read (or communicate, or order food, or hook up with a hot boy)


tpbm is fluent in 3 or more languages