Predictions for Burning Man 2015...

[Roberto Dobbisano]

elon musk will throw THE after-party of all After Parties...

[RedHeaven]

I think the ORG will do a line to rein in the EDM camps.
there was a definite presense of "ragers" ie.. kids who just showed up following the DJ's
and didn't do anything to contribute aside from ending up in the med tent and having diarehha on the open playa after their molly kicks in

practically the total banning of sound lineups up to say 7 days before the event will do wonders and perhaps that commitment
to not even announce (like the old days) any named acts would do nicely and keep that herd away.

that being said, skrillex at the trash fence was the best act this year by far. </>

LOL and Sigh.

I remember my first year in 2005 I was hanging with my buddy at center camp late at night having a mocha and these rave kids come in all cute and excited, "Hey guys! Do you know where any specific big parties are at? We don't feel like wandering anymore"
Legit question at the time. We guided them towards 2 and 10:00. They were stoked they had a direction.
I mean, is there any missing that nowadays?
Prediction: MORE sound camps and Robot Hearts.

[graidawg]

I predict the LEO at BM to double in size creating more of a controlled festival, where burners are able to experience the burn while also being violated.

fixed it for you

[Molotov]

$10 anti-moop deposit for each bike brought in the gate-with the exception of persons bringing in 10 or more loaner bikes. Get a chit upon exit for credit on next years ticket-one chit per ticket limit. (So no collecting 40 abandoned bikes for hope of cashing in on a free ticket.)

[666isMONEY]

feathers are banned after Audubon Society complains of finding exotic feathers on the playa

[TomServo]

Tom Servo, in a Scroogian turn of focus, will discover his inner diva and change the name of his camp to "Blood Bath and Beyonce".
The karaoke will be glorious.

We were unaware of the event, until people asked about it...Just so happens, I have EVERY Beyoncé recording on CD! Dodged THAT bullet!!

[theCryptofishist]

Yay!

[Bless]

I predict that Fishy will realize how much she misses all you fuckos and will make a glorious return to BRC.

Oh, and definitely more diarrhea on the open playa. Just no bloody Ebola, please!

[Roberto Dobbisano]

karma is a bitch.

[Simon of the Playa]

[media]

[omegared]

feathers are banned after Audubon Society complains of finding exotic feathers on the playa

Wouldn't be suprised if feathers were banned again... feathers were MOOPed EVERYWHERE.

Prediction: Due to state/site dependent memory I will figure out where the hell I ended up Saturday afternoon.

[SageV]

Increasing numbers of hippies and festes will continue to think they can just show up and find a ticket.

It's like the last years of the Grateful Dead all over again.

[Bless]

There are no hippies at TTITD.

[unjonharley]

Drones will be ban after killing all the hawk on the BRD

[Simon of the Playa]

Discount Camp Rates.

[H.G.Crosby]

don't order the bisque, bitches.

[Roberto Dobbisano]

ebola will be a worldwide epidemic and we will have to quarantine the city.




so pack ALL of the things.

oh snap.

[ranger magnum]

It's going to be the same as it's always been. Dust, drama, and fire.

[H.G.Crosby]

[media]

[forty_eight]

dusty boobs and nudist skid marks will happen

[Simon of the Playa]

i calls them as i sees them.

[Simon of the Playa]

The partnership of plug-and-play and techies will overcome the money ban by creating packs of robot corporate running dog lackeys. They will escape the rvs and invade Center Camp Cafe, and DPW.

you borrowed the TARDIS again, didn't you.


that's cool, just put some gas in it and don't let anyone park it for you.

[Loren Ipsvm]

I predict proxy drones that allow people to attend burningman from their smartphones- the drones will look like Will Smith on a Segway, complete with cameras, microphones, motor ability and communication ability. The drones will not require tickets, and in 2016 some people will even prefer this to actually being there- by 2017 most people will be on the burner drone project and not even realize that what they are experiencing through their smartphone is actually a simulation of burningman occuring in the cloud

[H.G.Crosby]

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[theCryptofishist]

I've never understood the whole "line in the sand" thing. Always, going back to when G.H.W. Bush said it in the early 90s, all I could think was how easy lines in the sand would be to erase and redraw...

[Simon of the Playa]

I was actually referencing danger ranger and his quote about crossing an imaginary line in the dust, and how all things were different on the other side of it.

I believe hes standing in front of gate rd.

Its a short clip from the movie SPARK.

[Simon of the Playa]

[media]

[Simon of the Playa]

the stock market will crash, and this whole "kefluffle" will be a moot point.

[Roberto Dobbisano]

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[theCryptofishist]

But wasn't Danger Ranger referencing that GB thing?