The Bar

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:31 pm

WOO HOO!

(you DID bring the petron, though... right?)

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:32 pm

tisha2 wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:*calling out from behind the screen*

Hey, Tish! It got awfully quiet in here! Are you still here? We could use some Petron, limes, and salt...

and, you know... if yer bored, there's more than enough room on this mattress for all 4 of us....

*wink*
thanks, babe - i gotta straighten up. i'll bring yer patron, limes, salt in to y'all behind the screen, on the vibrating bed, with the cuffs...

wtf am i thinking... *swan dives into vibra-bed* yee-haaw!!

that' so more like it.
how ya doing, BuckIt?
you look happy with those pants off.
who brought the paddle now?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:35 pm

the really sad thing is, i think BHA left a while ago... he has no idea what we're doing in here with him.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:37 pm

Yeah; but that just means he can't fight back!

and he'll have a great time learning all the things we did to him... it'll be kinda like an alcoholic blackout...

Onward!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:38 pm

you guys know how to set up this tri-pod?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:39 pm

stuart wrote:you guys know how to set up this tri-pod?

Ummm, I think so, but my hands are full of Rian's ass right now... sorry, Stuart... fuckit! What happened to 'no spectators'? Jump on in!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:41 pm

sorry, there's shit going on in there that don't trip my trigger. But I promise to share a portion of the profits with y'all from the video I am making.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:48 pm

oh, stuey.... I know... the discipline thing ain't yer style... I understand...

we could just chill out on your furry coat, and snuggle.... ^_^

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:48 pm

after yer all done in there feel free to join me in the new VIP lounge. It is appointed with the most decadent chocolate brown nubuck banquette, central fire pit, lavish rugs and throws, silk and cashmere pillows and anti-gravity drink holders. It is, of course, lit only by the fire and candle light coming from the hand crafted iron holders of various shapes and sizes. The only rule in here is that we can't do anyhting other than snuggle. Oh, and one more rule, you must first adorn the complimentary cashmere socks, cashmere hot pants, and cashmere robes (both full length and baby doll style are available).

Enjoy

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:48 pm

wow.. that was a little creepy...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:50 pm

i thought it sounded nice....

i really gotta go now kids. catch ya later!!

smooches all around!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:51 pm

are you talkin about the syncronicity posts?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:53 pm

syncronicity posts?

Yep.

You got it.

Where's my cashmere?

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:55 pm

it's in the foyeur closet leading to the lounge. Just tell Francesc your size and he will get you all set up.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:56 pm

okeydokey...

*exits through revolving door, returning through same door, as if she'd never left, but she is now clothed in cashmere hotpants and a cashmere robe*

Ready to snuggle??

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:57 pm

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:59 pm

oh, that's lovely. The firelight really does it for me, Stuart... there's nothing quite so calming as a room lit entirly by flame...

*curls up into Stuart*

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:02 pm

I got your kashmir right here, baby

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:03 pm

time for champagne and chocolate trouffles

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:05 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:I got your kashmir right here, baby

i'll take you up on that one!

woohoo! road trip!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:05 pm

hey CF,

I have set up a constantly circulating tank in the 270 degrees of outer wall for you. You know, big ass aquarium style.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:07 pm

and for Rian, leather bound first editions of all of the late Edward Said's work.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:07 pm

Someone bring Sensei some mulled wine, please.

Damn, I look hot in this Santa suit. Where's Rob?

I'm planning on springin' this on the boss tonight... Sensei will not be around on 3 Saturdays in December. Damn, I wanna make that Por-Sea-Van trifecta!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:08 pm

will you play for us darlin?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:10 pm

what the hale is goin on hea? gotta check in so's I don't get thread separation blues......

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:11 pm

stuart wrote:will you play for us darlin?

I'm guessing this is to Rian? Unless you want me to bring out the old trombone.... doesn't make for a very good serenade, though...

or perhaps you have a piano tucked away here, Stuart? That one makes more sense...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:14 pm

stuart wrote:and for Rian, leather bound first editions of all of the late Edward Said's work.

*jaw drops* thanks!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:15 pm

Hey cowboy that guy in the hall can set you up, Stuart the hat pants are a little tight but the robe is really soft , Hi Guys,

* plops down next to Rian*

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:15 pm

you can play that bechstein baby grand in the corner if you want, but then I am gonna get lonely. Still, it would be quite nice.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:17 pm

I have heard trombone applied to beautifull effect in ballads actually. De-Phazz comes to mind for the best in contemporary lounge.