Burner Limericks

[Horizons]

To get in the spirit of buring man, come up with a burner themed limerick.


There once was burner named Kai
Who wanted nothing more than to cry
Then he came to the burn
And found great new thing he could learn
If only he would give it a try.

Ok now it's your turn! Participate please hehehe can't be any worse than mine. Remember a limerick is AABBA lines 1,2 & 5 rhyme with each other. And line 3 rhymes with 4.

Big hugs. Don't be shy. Virgins encouraged.
May the flogging, ahem I mean writing begin....

[FIGJAM]

http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... =limericks

[MoBo]

There once was a cute girl named Glover
She had a nice trick, you'll discover...
With the following plea:
"I'm in need of some E"
You'll find out that she works undercover

[CornMan]

There once was a cop who'd travel far
At Black Rock City he kept his window ajar
With his night vision goggles at night
Looking at a far away sight
As the hubcaps are stolen from his car

[lucky420]

There once was a burner named Jim
Went to burning man on a whim
Was quite a shocker
When he became a shirt cocker
And changed his name to Kim

[ygmir]

there once was a girl made of honey
dressed in white, she looked like a bunny,
to ears on her head
an Asian man said:
"oh, me likee lickee 420"

[Horizons]

They're fucking great so far. I've enjoyed reading them at work while I dream of heading home to the playa.
Keep 'me cUmming hehe.

[lucky420]

A lady burner named Gayle
Never missed a burn without fail
Till she broke out her bong
Uh oh she's doing it wrong
And ended up in county jail

[lucky420]

there once was a girl made of honey
dressed in white, she looked like a bunny,
to ears on her head
an Asian man said:
"oh, me likee lickee 420"

[Cheekychoos]

There once was a sinner named Sadie,
Always behave like a lady,
But after a bottle,
She turned full-throttle,
And showed us all a 180.

[mulch]

Two Birgins drove from Crescent City
They brought toys drinks and discourse so witty
Preconceptions left home through the playa they'll roam
Not a chance that their week will be shitty.

[AntiM]

Good ones here:

http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... ck#p726914

and set your wayback machine:

http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... t=limerick


Once, a Moderator Emeritus
Tossed discussions of past rhymes at us.
From ages so dark,
The fossilized snark
Resembles a Pagonian Octopus.

(Emeritus isn't the easiest rhyming word, and I couldn't figure out a relevant use of platypus).

[FIGJAM]

"I just started dating a mermaid.

It's a shame that we cannot make love.

You see she has no vagina.

It's funny she smells like she does."

[lucky420]

There once was a burner named JT
He was on the BORG you see
Provided beds and a place to poop
And left it all there, his moop

[theCryptofishist]

Just as a reminder, a limerick is a 5 line form with rhyming pattern:
A
A
B
B
A
There's a syllable pattern, too, but I'm hazier on it.
8
8
5
5
8 perhaps?

Or maybe Trilo will change the name to Burner Doggerel.

[dragonpilot]

A Burner in liquor production
Has a still of astounding construction
The alcohol boils
Through old magnet coils
He says that it's proof by induction

[dragonpilot]

When Lady Lowbodice swoons
Her boobies pop out like balloons
But her butler stands by
With hauteur in his eye
And lifts them back in with warm spoons

[lucky420]

There once was a burner named JT
He was on the BORG you see
Provided beds and a place to poop
And left it all there, his moop

There once was a burner named JT
He was on the Borg you see
Provided beds and a privy place to poop
And left it all there, this pricey moop
It's ok, for Larry invites the turn key

[kay427]

There once was a burner named Kay,
who turned out a little bit gay,
When her hot neighbor Nicki
brought her gorgeous friend Vicki.
Together, they're a really great lay.

heh, sorry. I had to try.

[lucky420]

There once was a burner named Kay,
who turned out a little bit gay,
When her hot neighbor Nicki
brought her gorgeous friend Vicki.
Together, they're a really great lay.

heh, sorry. I had to try.

No apologies needed

[Simon of the Playa]

a board member, lets call him Jim
thought nothing would happen to him
but big money earners
don't mean shit to burners
and it's his fat that we want to trim.