The Bar

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:18 pm

[quote="Zulegoona" the hat pants [/quote]Hat pants? What are hat pants? Pants for hats? Pants that also act as hats? Does Larry Harvey wear them? And where are the bra socks?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:20 pm

fishy come over to Marin....you been in the Berkeley fish tank too long.....

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:21 pm

as promised

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:23 pm

cowboyangel wrote:fishy come over to Marin....you been in the Berkeley fish tank too long.....

They have hat pants in Marin?

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:23 pm

these champagne trouffles are simply the best

have at 'em guys

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:25 pm

let me just tinker at this piano... it's been a while... but I'll be back to you shortly, Stuart... yer one of the best cuddlers I've ever met....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:26 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
cowboyangel wrote:fishy come over to Marin....you been in the Berkeley fish tank too long.....
They have hat pants in Marin?

It's true that Berkeley doesn't really have the cutting fasion edge.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:28 pm

stuart wrote:

these champagne trouffles are simply the best

4 out of 5 sows agree.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:32 pm

cuddlers

it's the deep voice, broad shoulders and long arms. My cuddling trifecta.
that and practice. Laying around is one of my favorite things to do.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:35 pm

there's something else, too... malleability...

it's lovely...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:44 pm

1 : capable of being extended or shaped by beating with a hammer or by the pressure of rollers
2 a : capable of being altered or controlled by outside forces or influences

hey, I told you I did not do the rough stuff

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:49 pm

okay, mr. dictionarydotcom...

that's not what I meant, and you know it.

And if you're not nice, I won't cuddle with you anymore... which will make me sad, because I like it so much...

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:54 pm

Is it just my usual off-season loss of interest in it, or am I really thinking I might not go in 2005?
I'm having a freak-out about how much time and money (well over $10,000) I've put into a party the last few years...
Everything was great, nothing wrong to turn me off about it happened... but goddammit, I should never have added everything up...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:55 pm

I like it too,

but I am not sure what you meant by malleability, really. I mean, I don't have wash board abs or nothin if that's what you mean.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:59 pm

nonono... nothing like that.

I meant it like: able to mold to new surroundings... there's something about good cuddlers that allows them to fit well against the other person, no matter who that person is or how that other person is shaped.... a sort of... moldability... I don't know... is this making sense? The ability to sort of fill in against the other person.... like molasses or molten lava or something...

If you were really closer, I'd show you...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 5:02 pm

Holy Shit! What a day!! Truffles? Pigs? Baby Grands? HELP ME DECOMPRESS!!!

I only need three things right now:

a shot of cheap whiskey
a shot of fine scotch
a nice little female ass to hold Woodrow down

Cap'n! It was great seeing you again, and to meet the Cap'nette... have a single malt on me!

Where's that female?

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 5:05 pm

some time soon I hope

what I can't abide by is a fidgety cuddler. Caressing is all good but pick a god damn spot, get comfortable and be relatively still. Enjoy the contact.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 5:05 pm

That doesn't even include $250 - $500 annual booze for the boat, $750 in gas each year, my ticket... that's JUST equipment and stuff... and I already had the RV, not counting that either. All for "nothing". I mean yeah, it's "something", but it IS just a fucking camping trip.
I might have $15,000 into this "nothing"...

Do any of you sit back and question yourselves about this? Are you WAY over the budget you realistically ought to be blowing on this?

Stock answer, get a tent, a ticket, some food & water and just go... forget the RV, the almost ridiculous water supply, the Mutant Vehicles, the open bar, the quiet generators, etc.

But I won't... I'll step it up further every year.

becca · Post by **becca** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 5:05 pm

Sammy! There you are you bastard! Okay, give me that little shit woodrow right this cotton-picking minute!

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 5:08 pm

samtzu wrote:Cap'n! It was great seeing you again, and to meet the Cap'nette... have a single malt on me!

Where's that female?

And everyone thought Captain Goddammette was a sock-puppet...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 5:08 pm

Sam, you need some cashemere duds and to plop yourself into the VIP lounge.

Guinevere is playing for us too.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 5:12 pm

stuart wrote:Sam, you need some cashemere duds and to plop yourself into the VIP lounge.

Guinevere is playing for us too.

Be right there....

And Becca, Babe! Here's Woodrow... you two run off and have fun... just be in by midnight...

....Wheeeeee!!! It's Becca!! Hey, Momma! Long time, no see!! Let's go do something! Flirt, drink, party, Dance? Hey, let's see if they're having a sock-hop somewhere!! Wheeeeee!!!!!..............

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 5:16 pm

stuart wrote:some time soon I hope

what I can't abide by is a fidgety cuddler. Caressing is all good but pick a god damn spot, get comfortable and be relatively still. Enjoy the contact.

Here here...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 5:19 pm

Who's the piano player.. and is that Chopin that I hear?... Darling, that is perfect....

Single malt, good cigar, fine music, beautiful woman.... shoot me now before it goes away....

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 5:33 pm

Sam, you got any of that good whiskey around?

Jason

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 5:36 pm

Yo, if Sandman promises not to break that bottle over Sensei's head, I'll join him...

Guin, where's those cool crystal whiskey glasses? Tish hid them around here somewhere saying they were "too good" for us...

becca · Post by **becca** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 5:38 pm

wooodrow o how i have missed you

anyone want to get a sock a drink?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 5:42 pm

Becca, you bitch! Since you've left me high and dry for that Woodrow, I've been cryin' myself to sleep every night. No, wait a minute; that was Cookiepuss!

Damn that ice-cream cake!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 5:43 pm

wow becca, you're hot. Can I do you doggie style? I got these split crotch cashemere panties just for you.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 5:45 pm

*Pulls a seat up next to Sensei and lifts the noose from his neck*