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Re: Elliot's Bicycle Service & Piano Bar

Post by Elliot » Tue Nov 04, 2014 4:15 pm

TexasRick wrote:Why do so many inner tubes fail on the playa? There can't be that many pokey things to cause punctures. Are these coming from protruding spokes or burrs around the spoke nipples? If so I will put a double layer of rim tape on my 3 wheeler (due to arrive next week) before I bring it out.
Excellent question!

In my not-so-humble opinion, the undisputed "winner" is the act of riding on under-inflated wheels. This causes failure in three different ways:

1. Without enough pressure to hold the tire still on the rim, the tire-and-tube will rotate in the rim, which tears the valve stem from the tube.

2. Without enough pressure to hold the rim well off the ground, the rim will sometimes pinch the tire-and-tube against the ground, primarily on bumps, causing what's-know-as "snake bite" punctures -- because there are often two holes in the tube, one from each rim-bead.

3. Without... the tire can separate briefly from the rim during various maneuvers such as sharp turns, allowing debris inside to puncture the tube after a while.

That said, we also see quite a few punctures caused by the spoke-nipples. Sometimes we take a file to such offenders. In 2012 Patsh, of this forum, saved the day for one customer by magically producing a good file that whittled down a seriously protruding spoke-tip.

Extra rim tape -- ( I call them "flaps"; an old trucking term from the days of split rims) -- shouldn't cause trouble. If you have a nasty case, you could even try using those plastic strips that are intended for the tread side of the tire, to protect against thorns.

And as always, use the thick "Thorn Resistant" tubes. The extra few bucks are soooo worth it. They hold pressure longer, as well as resist damage better.

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Re: Elliot's Bicycle Service & Piano Bar

Post by David Wentzell » Wed Nov 05, 2014 11:04 am

this is my first post, this will be my first BM experience. the "Piano" caught my interest. I play (and am bringing, (they''ll be mobile - attached behind me on my tricycle) my Conga Drums (also play flute) and am looking for live music opportunities, I can play and fit w just about any style. I'm from NW FL - looking forward to meeting ya'all. DW

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Post by Elliot » Wed Nov 05, 2014 1:03 pm

David Wentzell wrote:this is my first post, this will be my first BM experience. the "Piano" caught my interest. I play (and am bringing, (they''ll be mobile - attached behind me on my tricycle) my Conga Drums (also play flute) and am looking for live music opportunities, I can play and fit w just about any style. I'm from NW FL - looking forward to meeting ya'all. DW
Hey David!
Welcome to ePlaya, and welcome to Elliot's Piano Bar thread. (We also fix bicycles on the side. :lol: )

Yeah, this piano is already drawing more attention that the bicycles! So the combination ought to work well. Bicycles, food, drink, and live music. The rest of Burning Man can just stay home.

David, your flute will probably be a bigger success than the drums. So do bring that.

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Post by gaminwench » Wed Nov 05, 2014 2:16 pm

umm ... and nekkid. You forgot the nekkid. :mrgreen:
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Post by Elliot » Wed Nov 05, 2014 8:30 pm

gaminwench wrote:umm ... and nekkid. You forgot the nekkid. :mrgreen:
Ah yes.... Well, I fix bicycles nekkid, I eat food nekkid, I drink beverages nekkid, and... ... I cannot play the piano, but I bet I can dance on top of it.

Which brings us to.... What camp was it that ended all statements with "In space!"? Maybe we can adapt that concept.

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Post by Patsh » Wed Nov 05, 2014 10:23 pm

people will be sabotaging their bicycles, just for an excuse to drop by...

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Post by Sham » Wed Nov 05, 2014 11:53 pm

It appears that Elliot might be one of the few people I know who only get dressed up when he takes a showers. 8)

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Post by Elliot » Thu Nov 06, 2014 7:18 am

Sham wrote:It appears that Elliot might be one of the few people I know who only get dressed up when he takes a showers. 8)
You know others like that???!!!

It must be the off-season when we drift so far afield....

Decades ago I wrote an article for a hot rod type magazine with a fun-loving editor named "Tex", about how to build a skid plate to protect the underside components of a very low-slung car. I don't remember if it was in the April Fool issue, but it should have been. The skid plate was 100% legit, but I presented it with... humor. To "test it against the elements", I staged a photo of me holding the skid plate against my underside in the shower. Tex loved it, but the magazine eventually went under anyway.

Back on topic: Who's been keeping up on the history of Schwinn? Yesterday I ran into a fellow who has a Schwinn cruiser in a-thousand-pieces, and he wants to pay me to assemble it for him. The frame looks to have flawless paint, so I figure it is a modern reproduction. But the head badge says Chicago at the bottom. I have not seen that on other reproductions.
He brought out two aged wheels that he thinks are the ones that belong to it, and the tire size is 26 x 2.125. That's a modern size for 559 mm rim -- not what Schwinn used back in the day, which my information says was 1 3/4 on a 571 mm rim.

Does Pacific Cycle have the gall to write "Chicago" on the Chinese head badges? Anybody know?

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Post by Ratty » Thu Nov 06, 2014 7:38 am

Elliott, Try googling Schwinn serial numbers and date codes. I know there's a site.

Found it. http://re-cycle.com/History/Schwinn/SwnB_Serial.aspx
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Post by Elliot » Sat Nov 08, 2014 11:36 am

:D
Yeehah! I bookmarked that site.


And now... THE WEEKLY SERMON, "Elder Elliot" presiding

*fire and brimstone in background, courtesy Special Effects Dept.*

At the risk of redundancy -- there are two things you want to replace on any cheap bike, and it doesn't matter if you bought it brand new this morning. In fact, SPECIALLY if it is brand new and cost less than $150.-: The inner-tubes and the plastic pedals. (If it has plastic pedals, as opposed to metal.)

The inner-tubes should be replaced with "Thorn Resistant" tubes. These cost just 8 or 10 bucks, and hold air pressure much longer and resist puncture much better.

Plastic pedals are simply utterly useless. They lack proper bearings, making it hard to pedal; and then they break, making it worse. Replace with metal pedals at around $20,- for the pair.

So now you spent $40.- to upgrade a brand new $80.- Huffy Cranbrook. Yes.

On that note... the 2014 Huffy Cranbrook -- sometimes said to be The Playa Bicycle -- is the worst piece of ca-ca I have ever seen on two wheels. And I am looking at 14 of them here.

Now go forth and sin no more. Tea and cookies in the atrium.

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Post by ranger magnum » Sat Nov 08, 2014 12:33 pm

I totally agree.... Most things by huffy are junko. Which is why I wonder how they became the bike of choice of the yellow bike project.

Or is it the green bike project?

And why are they yellow if it's the green bike project?
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Re: Elliot's Bicycle Service & Piano Bar

Post by tatonka » Sun Nov 09, 2014 3:44 pm

started to take a old rear hub apart from a old single speed cruiser. I never messed with bike's much cause I got my 1st motorcycle at 14.
I did not know the internal part of the hub engages the wheel part of the hub ,as you pedal it turns that screw and two plates expand and grabs the wheel part of the hub with pressure to turn it. Never knew that .
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Post by Elliot » Sun Nov 09, 2014 4:12 pm

tatonka wrote:started to take a old rear hub apart from a old single speed cruiser. I never messed with bike's much cause I got my 1st motorcycle at 14.
I did not know the internal part of the hub engages the wheel part of the hub ,as you pedal it turns that screw and two plates expand and grabs the wheel part of the hub with pressure to turn it. Never knew that .
Is this a coaster brake hub?

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Post by tatonka » Sun Nov 09, 2014 4:26 pm

yes just a regular ,off a old bike from the 60's single speed
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Re: Elliot's Bicycle Service & Piano Bar

Post by Elliot » Sun Nov 09, 2014 4:44 pm

Might the screw and the two friction plates you describe be the coaster brake?

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Post by tatonka » Sun Nov 09, 2014 4:47 pm

ah then what grabs the wheel to turn it?
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Post by tatonka » Sun Nov 09, 2014 4:55 pm

ah found some info , thks for steering me in right dir :)

http://www.troubleshooters.com/bicycles ... ssassembly


I have this one

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Post by Elliot » Sun Nov 09, 2014 6:10 pm

Somewhere around here is such a wheel, where I replaced the axle with all-thread, so that the brake comes on as the wheel rotates. It goes about 30 feet before it locks up tight. :twisted:

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Post by tatonka » Sun Nov 09, 2014 6:51 pm

:lol:
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Post by Elliot » Sun Nov 09, 2014 10:59 pm

:D
Efforts are underway to create a web site for this silly camp we talk about here. By "efforts"... I mean that I -- me, alone, myself, the card-carrying Luddite -- am trying to make sense of something called GoDaddy. This alleged daddy assures me I am now the proprietor of a web site name, which Daddy is also ready to host, as soon as I click on the "Publish" button.

Of course, first I must type the text, and insert the photos, and whatnot. And learn to navigate their web site construction system, which is a bit of a stumbling block at the moment. But there shall be a web site.

So if you are sitting on a photo of our activities in recent years, this would be a great time to speak up.

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Post by FIGJAM » Mon Nov 10, 2014 6:34 am

I like this pic. 8)

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Post by Elliot » Wed Nov 12, 2014 10:42 am

:D
The initial panic is over and website construction is proceeding happily, if slowly -- in spare moments, no rush. I'm thinking it ought to be done by January or February, so it is ready for the Theme Camp Application Season.

At this point, the site map looks as follows. Suggestions are most welcome.
Oh... and there will be one more page, with tips for purchase, repair, and maintenance of bicycles, for Playa use as well as in general.

HOME

INTERACTIVITY
Repair Services – full service repair and D-I-Y.
Loaners
Beverages
Bacon Tamales
Piano

PEOPLE & PLANS
Leave No Trace (our official LNT Plan)
Camp Members (those who want to be listed here)
Recruiting (not that we are actively recruiting, but…)
Philosophy & Protocol (sounds ominous, but is light-hearted)
Camp Map
Shade Structure

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Post by chuckularone » Wed Nov 12, 2014 10:46 am

Might want to see if Kowtow and Figjam want to list their respective Playa-Pods under "Other Wheels". That is if you think the belong there.
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Post by Elliot » Wed Nov 12, 2014 12:27 pm

chuckularone wrote:Might want to see if Kowtow and Figjam want to list their respective Playa-Pods under "Other Wheels". That is if you think the belong there.
They certainly belong, yes.

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Post by nixiebunny » Wed Nov 12, 2014 9:41 pm

Elliot,

Hi. I've been fixing bikes at various camps for the last five years. I would be happy to give yours a go this year. I sometimes dress as the Bike Repair Fairy.

I have built a variety of solar-powered bike sound systems. The smallest one is perfect for your needs of quiet background music. I also have a big one that can be turned way down to provide mellow tuneage.

The small Bike Boom Box:
http://www.cathodecorner.com/bikeboombox/index.html

The big Loud Bike:
http://www.cathodecorner.com/loudbike/index.html

I usually ride the Loud Bike on the playa, as it was made for that. It's especially fun to play old Muzak on while riding through town during the day. This year I noticed that it was 'invisible' to many when I played trance music on it while riding down the streets. I think (hope) that's a sign of success in a BM art project.
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Re: Elliot's Bicycle Service & Piano Bar

Post by Elliot » Thu Nov 13, 2014 9:44 am

:D
Splendid, David! Your repair skills will be much appreciated by our happy customers.

And the music also. We do have plans for a “record player” of our own, with Chuckularone volunteering to handle that; but variety is the spice of life, as the saying goes. And I’m interested in comparing the quality of the sound from different types of systems. As you are no doubt aware, low volume levels have their own challenges.

Let’s discuss the details by PM when the event draws near.

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Post by Elliot » Sun Nov 16, 2014 10:43 am

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Clearlake, 2014 November 16


Elliot’s Bicycle Services announces Suspension to be loaned by the day in 2015


Emperor Elliot, lead mechanic and chief bottle washer at Elliot’s Bicycle Services in Black Rock City announced Sunday that the Suspension bicycle will be available for loan during the 2015 Event.

Suspension is a slightly-unusual bicycle of the chopper variety, which was gifted to the camp in 2013. The name of the builder is unknown.

In 2014, Suspension’s only public appearance was as a featured attraction at Clearlake’s inaugural Steampunk festival in October, where numerous citizens of all ages rode it with relative ease.

Suspension will be loaned out for a maximum of 24 hours per borrower, decrees Emperor Elliot. The bike will be outfitted with lighting, and a lock will be furnished.

Inquiries should be directed to the Palace of the Emperor.

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Department of the Bureau for Imperial Public Relations Agency. 20141116ENa ends

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Post by unjonharley » Sun Nov 16, 2014 11:18 am

I must say old chap.

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Post by Bin Noddin » Sun Nov 16, 2014 2:39 pm

Just the right degree of hauteur.
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Post by Netty58 » Fri Nov 21, 2014 1:04 pm

I profess to know nothing about bike maintenance; however, I can ride one and put things in the basket. Hoping for 2015 to be my second burn provided the ticket hootenanny goes well. Would love to offer support - can bring wine, hold a broken bike owner's hand, fill cups with beverages and generally behave in a cordial manner. I can be the finger in the know when you tie the bow.

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