The person below me

[MFOB]

Later this afternoon, one rolls down the street by my house. Therefore I will go.

TPBM has served time.

[theCryptofishist]

Hard time. In the prison of depression. And you wondered where I got a head hard enough to bust rocks.
tpbm has professionally served coffee.

[Eric]

I was the third-string morning waiter at a dude-ranch when I was 16, so yes.



tpbm wants to work at a dude ranch

[theCryptofishist]

No.
TPBM is part of the "horsey set".

[lucky420]

Nooooo. I don't trust horses they have huge teeth and are tall enough to bite my head or kick my head if I am behind them. Either way it's a no win situation

Tpbm can get away without brushing their hair before heading out the door

[fernley1]

Yes, sadly thats true for me. Not much fair left.

TPBM is a Military Veteran.

[theCryptofishist]

The less said the better.
TPBM made their protesting the war debut before they were a year old.

[southern crone]

No, my dad served in the Korean war, my uncles in Vietnam and my sister and younger brother were Marines. My brother flew Harriers and was with a tank battalion calling in air strikes in Kuwait/ Iraq confrontation. He was later a flight instructor. Now flies for Delta.

TPBM wanted to be a pilot when growing up.

[theCryptofishist]

A pilot whale, maybe.
tpbm likes jellyfish.

[shroom]

I think they are beautiful. I always photograph them when i visit aquariums.
TPBM likes ramen noodles.

[lucky420]

I do! and my daughter likes to eat them dry...

tpbm has delicate sensibilities

[theCryptofishist]

Yeah. I suppose.
tpbm never has a problem eating out of cans.

[shroom]

nope
tpbm is dreaming of travel

[southern crone]

Yes, Burning Man 2015.

TPBM will make it their own burn.

[BeeWeeDee]

Can't very well make it a burn for anyone else. Might as well make it my own.

TPBM knows all about encryption

[theCryptofishist]

By name, certainly.
tpbm wishes that individuals could tailor their eplaya experience such that they could group all the boring threads together into one personalized sub-forum and mark them all read without reading them.

[ranger magnum]

No, because I frequent the boring threads, and post often!

Tpbm is borderline obsessive about their hobby

[MFOB]

I have to be a bit obsessive for my hobby, I dont want to crash my airplane or kill myself.

TPBM has flown into BM.

[robbidobbs]

I'd just like to go up in the air during the event. I just can't get various shit together: plane (fueled and able), pilot (sober and rested and not about to do twelve other things, me (see previous).

TPBM is making stuff for xmoose right now.

[BeeWeeDee]

Does money count?

TPBM is digging out from under the snow

[southern crone]

No snow, but it did drop to 19 F.

TPBM has started humming, " Tears of a Clown".

[ranger magnum]

No, as I am at a car show and currently listening to a live band, which is so loud I can't hear myself think.

Tpbm is far from home

[TomServo]

Not far at all!

TPBM lives guilt free.

[theCryptofishist]

My mother was raised Catholic and my father's half jewish. Guilt is my default state.
tpbm lives free of gilt.

[TomServo]

mea culpa..and I hate Gefilte fish.

TPBM loves raw ground beef

[Jovankat]

Ew no thanks. Although I do have a family friend who does the "little for the spaghetti sauce, little more me" thing most folks do with wine with ground beef apparently. Of course we'd call it beef mince.

TPBM has been finding it harder to have faith in humanity recently.

[theCryptofishist]

Ha! I was cynical when your father was sucking on your grandma's teat!
tpbm has seen the lost city of gold.

[Eric]

and rubies, and emeralds, and black opals half as big as your hand (except it wasn't really lost)... I miss the Tucson gem show...


tpbm has been "behind the curtain" at a popular event/ concert/ theme park...

[Jovankat]

I work in one of the most iconic performance venues in the world. It's made of asbestos and smells funny.

TPBM has a job the people assume is a lot more glamorous than it is.

[MFOB]

Flying. It is awesome to be a Pilot, but most of the time on a long XC flight, it can be pretty fn unglamorous, boring atop clouds, no bathroom, cold as hell, etc.

TPBM enjoys those weird days when the sun is shining but it is also raining/snowing at the same time.