Note To Self

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 9:02 am

ha ha ha that is good...now should I turn the other cheek?

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 9:06 am

cowboyangel wrote:if I created a sock I wonder what it would be?

Hopefully, holier than thou ~ !

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 9:48 pm

Simply Joel wrote: support hose?

I support Ho's every chance I get. I always say buy some pussy save a Ho.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:45 am

sparkletarte wrote:
on a side note. Ever see a guy with a cut on his forehead from the rim of a beer can? It's the god damned funniest thing. You know right away from looking at it what it is from.
A friend of mine cut his nose on a beer bottle cap. I can't remember how it happened, but he had a perfect cut right on the tip of his nose with the scalloped edges. He got us to take a picture so he'd remember what not to do.

note to self.... never, under any circumstances, use nose to open beer bottle.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 8:36 pm

Note to self:

NEVER take a position on a workaholic's team.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:57 am

Note to self: It's never as bad as it seems... even in Hell.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 9:05 pm

NTS: Practice what you preach,
...then stop preaching,
...then stop "practicing".

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 8:27 am

NTS: Never, ever grab the low-carb tortillas when you mean to get whole wheat. yech.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 2:02 pm

Note to Self:

When things piss you off to read them, make your blood boil and your head spin and make you want to rip out your steaming entrails and fling them at the offending parties,

close that damn browser window.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 2:06 pm

Note to self: It's better than you think...It's better than you think...It's better than you think...It's better than you think...It's better than you think...It's better than you think...It's better than you think...It's better than you think...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 2:13 pm

Note to self: Ignore the Art will Save Burningman Threads. They just make you poofy and non-sensical. And you can be non-sensical in other places on this board, without the burden of being poofy.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 2:19 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:Note to Self:

When things piss you off to read them, make your blood boil and your head spin and make you want to rip out your steaming entrails and fling them at the offending parties,

close that damn browser window.

Note to self... if the above advice does not work... listen to the voices in your head advising you to clean your weapons.

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 3:11 pm

NTS- tooling around on the eplaya is not the same as working.

NTS- just because the other person in a business deal is being sneaky and slimy, does not mean you have to do the same. Stick to your ideals. What you put out is what you get back (you're noticing that now, aren't you other person?).

NTS- Perserverence does get you somewhere.

shitmouse · Post by **shitmouse** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 4:48 pm

Note to Self:

never again say "let's see if I can drag you through this"
to a boring and lifeless interviewer before showing portfolio.

Note to Self:

find book on: how to deal with fat, comfortable, ad agency swine.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 4:52 pm

shitmouse wrote:Note to Self:

find book on: how to deal with fat, comfortable, ad agency swine.

Hm. The Idiots Guide to Evil?
Pigherding for Fun and Profit?
Where's the Cheesecake?
How I Sold my Soul to Clio and Lived Happily Ever After?
Releasing Your Inner Adman?
You Can Create a Perfect Portfolio!

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 5:15 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
shitmouse wrote:Note to Self:

find book on: how to deal with fat, comfortable, ad agency swine.
Hm. The Idiots Guide to Evil?
Pigherding for Fun and Profit?
Where's the Cheesecake?
How I Sold my Soul to Clio and Lived Happily Ever After?
Releasing Your Inner Adman?
You Can Create a Perfect Portfolio!

To Serve Man?
Gray's Anatomy?
The Prince?

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 12:44 pm

NTS: Get off the fucking emotion wheel, step back and realize it's just going to keep turning, embrace the turning, don't sweat the small shit, stay focused on "what is", ignore the propensity for dancing around when he's around, and sulking when he's not, floss, stop whining to yourself/others, appreciate my good points, enjoy the orneriness and stay focused on doing my best to be a good person.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 2:21 pm

NTS: SINK A FUCKING LAME-ASS THREAD TO THE BOTTOM OF THE VAPID SWAMP LIKE THE PIECE OF SHIT THAT IT IS.

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 1:52 pm

NTS: Do not eat chili beans for lunch at work when you have a hang-over.

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 1:20 pm

NTS- When it's late at night and you want to keep drinking, remember how incredibly crappy you feel in the morning, the headache, the gut rot, the puking, the total waste of the next day, and remember that it goes on for 2 days, not just one. Remember that more drinks does not equal more fun, and that martinis, in the end, are bad for you. Also remember that when the babe is ready to go home, just go home with him.

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 2:10 pm

NTS: do not rise to troll bait
do not rise to troll bait
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do not rise to troll bait--ad nauseum

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 2:23 pm

Note to Self: Not everyone is as forgiving as you... nor is everyone as thoughtful....

Second note to self: Fuck 'em!

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:15 pm

note to self... when in doubt, remember to breath.

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 4:40 pm

Thanks Joel, I've been in doubt a lot today, yet also forgetting to breathe.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:39 pm

Remember that more drinks does not equal more fun, and that martinis, in the end, are bad for you.

Note to self....

Disregard amateur opinions.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 8:55 pm

Note to self:

Train mind to stop thinking.

SilkenTofu · Post by **SilkenTofu** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 10:42 pm

note to self - when you think you have had one too many, you have actually had four or five too many, and now it's too late.

ps - tomorrow you will suffer

pps - drink some water it might help

ppps - call in sick and you can have a few more

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 12:00 am

Dear self:

When you are three sheets to the wind, stay the fuck off eplaya.

notthat1 · Post by **notthat1** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 12:04 am

Last Saturday was fun, but *this* Saturday your really going to let yourself go

.

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 8:12 am

Note To Self : Read your notes