The Bar 2014 Edition

Tin Halo · Post by **Tin Halo** » Fri Nov 28, 2014 11:39 am

Unseasonably warm weather today and tomorrow has me outside as much as possible, trying to tackle a few things, including a re-sand and re-paint of that damned Fender bass guitar project. Carolan's Irish Cream would help, but maybe too much.

Aurelia · Post by **Aurelia** » Fri Nov 28, 2014 11:43 am

so glad to hear that two dear are well .

And when I was in Montana I was crazy about a little black angus bull who ate out of my hand
only a new yorker would be so stupid I think now

recovery from over familyizing is coming along well

xoA.

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Fri Nov 28, 2014 12:42 pm

I changed the oil in my truck the other day so now, kind of a late start but I'm gonna brave the wind and rotate my tires. I do a cross rotation.

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Fri Nov 28, 2014 12:46 pm

aserendipity wrote: I was crazy about a little black angus bull

In the south end of the Washoe Valley between Carson City and Reno there's a ranch that has Oreo cows

^Rhino! · Post by **^Rhino!** » Fri Nov 28, 2014 2:12 pm

Thecatman wrote:
aserendipity wrote: I was crazy about a little black angus bull
In the south end of the Washoe Valley between Carson City and Reno there's a ranch that has Oreo cows

We've got Brahmin-Angus crossed cattle to the north of me, they call them 'Brangus'. Good beef cattle. Go a little further west to Salisbury, MO, they're doing a really cool thing called 'agroforestry' They have pecan trees growing in between rows of corn, and when the corn is harvested, they let the buffalo loose on the ground. Buffalo in Missouri! Further west, there's apples and peaches...Missouri is a literal cornucopia when it comes to harvest season.

Pumpkin festivals go on now, too. In the spring, there are sugar baby watermelons that are as big as basketballs that grow in SE Missouri, cantaloupes (Muskmelons for those who know them by that name), honeydew, and hundreds of thousands of acres of rice.

The only major farm crop not grown in Missouri has to be potatoes. We trust Idaho to come through for us, and Colorado.

Tin Halo · Post by **Tin Halo** » Fri Nov 28, 2014 3:34 pm

^Rhino! wrote: The only major farm crop not grown in Missouri has to be potatoes. We trust Idaho to come through for us, and Colorado.

Weed. What about weed...?

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Fri Nov 28, 2014 3:46 pm

I don't know if they're called Oreo cows as much as it's a local thing. I could be wrong.
This is kinda what they look like.

There's a cantaloupe festival in Fallon around Labor Day. Been to it couple times.

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Fri Nov 28, 2014 3:51 pm

I did a quick look and they're called Belted Galloways originating from Scotland

^Rhino! · Post by **^Rhino!** » Fri Nov 28, 2014 7:04 pm

Tin Halo wrote:
^Rhino! wrote: The only major farm crop not grown in Missouri has to be potatoes. We trust Idaho to come through for us, and Colorado.
Weed. What about weed...?

The USDA still classifies it as a "noxious weed' putting it in the same category as Johnson Grass. There's a bounty out on it, even though it is the state's #1 CASH crop.

msj2u · Post by **msj2u** » Fri Nov 28, 2014 9:55 pm

Thecatman wrote:
msj2u wrote:What are you thankful for??
That you gave me a drink

msj2u wrote:Hugs to those who want them,
I'll be first in line

Heya Thecatman!

Thanks for giving Me a smile tonight, really needed it!

Huggs Ya (hopefully at the burn in 9/10 months)

MSJ

TinkerMom · Post by **TinkerMom** » Fri Nov 28, 2014 10:41 pm

Talking beef has made me hungry....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Nov 29, 2014 6:36 am

Just wondering it Elorrum had an extra nice holiday for all the not-working involved...

Otherwise, pretty much normal underwater here.

^Rhino! · Post by **^Rhino!** » Sat Nov 29, 2014 9:05 am

TinkerMom wrote:Talking beef has made me hungry....

Does the same for me.....what a mooo-ving experience.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Sat Nov 29, 2014 9:12 am

^Rhino! wrote:
TinkerMom wrote:Talking beef has made me hungry....

Does the same for me.....what a mooo-ving experience.

holly cow.. now everyone is hungry..

^Rhino! · Post by **^Rhino!** » Sat Nov 29, 2014 6:02 pm

unjonharley wrote:
^Rhino! wrote:
TinkerMom wrote:Talking beef has made me hungry....

Does the same for me.....what a mooo-ving experience.
holly cow.. now everyone is hungry..

Talking beef is never a bum steer.

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Sat Nov 29, 2014 6:12 pm

Awesome thanksgiving with My Dear Friend and her extended family with a special man burn thanks to our artist in residence, Puppy. Good fire. Museum days now in our nation's capitol. Oh boy! SO Grateful for burner friends. Best wishes and wellness to all of you.

magicmarty · Post by **magicmarty** » Sat Nov 29, 2014 6:23 pm

Rhino, we'll have to have a pun contest one day. Ain't punny McGee. (You have to be old enough to remember Fibber McGee and Molly on the radio before most of you were born!)

Yay for Elorrum having a great time with her Burner friends. (((MDF))) (((Delle))) (((LF)))

Hi Fishy, UJ, Tinker Mom

Carpe Diem

Tin Halo · Post by **Tin Halo** » Sat Nov 29, 2014 6:31 pm

TinkerMom wrote:Talking beef has made me hungry....

^Rhino! wrote:Does the same for me.....what a mooo-ving experience.

unjonharley wrote:holly cow.. now everyone is hungry..

^Rhino! wrote:Talking beef is never a bum steer.

Alright guys... I think we've herd enough.

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Sat Nov 29, 2014 6:33 pm

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southern crone · Post by **southern crone** » Sun Nov 30, 2014 3:17 am

Tin Halo wrote:
TinkerMom wrote:Talking beef has made me hungry....

^Rhino! wrote:Does the same for me.....what a mooo-ving experience.

unjonharley wrote:holly cow.. now everyone is hungry..

^Rhino! wrote:Talking beef is never a bum steer.
Alright guys... I think we've herd enough.

They will probably keep this bull up till the cows come home.

^Rhino! · Post by **^Rhino!** » Sun Nov 30, 2014 7:13 am

southern crone wrote:
Tin Halo wrote:
TinkerMom wrote:Talking beef has made me hungry....

^Rhino! wrote:Does the same for me.....what a mooo-ving experience.

unjonharley wrote:holly cow.. now everyone is hungry..

^Rhino! wrote:Talking beef is never a bum steer.
Alright guys... I think we've herd enough.
They will probably keep this bull up till the cows come home.

You kids ready to roundup a few more cattle puns, so the pun-ishment can really begin?

TinkerMom · Post by **TinkerMom** » Sun Nov 30, 2014 7:58 am

Oh, the cattle puns.
Thanks a bunch, I needed that.

Pass the liquids!

jneilvindy · Post by **jneilvindy** » Sun Nov 30, 2014 11:21 am

Talking beef has made me hungry....

Does the same for me.....what a mooo-ving experience.

holly cow.. now everyone is hungry..

Talking beef is never a bum steer.

Alright guys... I think we've herd enough.

They will probably keep this bull up till the cows come home.

You kids ready to roundup a few more cattle puns, so the pun-ishment can really begin?

I think the puns have been milked dry!

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Sun Nov 30, 2014 11:38 am

jneilvindy wrote:Talking beef has made me hungry....

Does the same for me.....what a mooo-ving experience.

holly cow.. now everyone is hungry..

Talking beef is never a bum steer.

Alright guys... I think we've herd enough.

They will probably keep this bull up till the cows come home.

You kids ready to roundup a few more cattle puns, so the pun-ishment can really begin?

I think the puns have been milked dry!

These puns are enough to turn a cows tripe..

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Sun Nov 30, 2014 11:47 am

Mornin' bar crowd. Coffee me and no one gets hurt. I'm enjoying the banter. Avoiding the potholes. Plotting my ticket strategy.

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Sun Nov 30, 2014 1:44 pm

Good afternoon bar.

^Rhino! · Post by **^Rhino!** » Sun Nov 30, 2014 2:54 pm

unjonharley wrote:
jneilvindy wrote:Talking beef has made me hungry....

Does the same for me.....what a mooo-ving experience.

holly cow.. now everyone is hungry..

Talking beef is never a bum steer.

Alright guys... I think we've herd enough.

They will probably keep this bull up till the cows come home.

You kids ready to roundup a few more cattle puns, so the pun-ishment can really begin?

I think the puns have been milked dry!
These puns are enough to turn a cows tripe..

Not to blow my own longhorn here, but these puns have stampeded the blues for TinkerMom. Our cattle drive is done.

Somebody save me a seat at the saloon!

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Sun Nov 30, 2014 3:44 pm

I love it in here. The faint smell of chewing tobacco and spilled merlot reminds me of home. It's safe from comrades and wild-eyed martyrs. I just saw a couple of people out in the street rending their garments, (and tents), while yelling about popsicles. A bailey's and coffee will fix me right up.

Tin Halo · Post by **Tin Halo** » Sun Nov 30, 2014 3:52 pm

This has been one of those days where the word "overcast" is totally insufficient. The sky has been exactly one hue of grey all day, varying only in brightness as the sun (presumably, can't see it) passed overhead. Like someone frosted the sky. It's felt like 5:00 in the evening, all day. Started off the day sore, having done a lot of moving of large objects yesterday. Carolan's and coffee helped.
I don't generally like to feel like this or have days like this, but I've gotten exactly squat done. I guess they're necessary to maintain balance in the universe. Somewhere.

jneilvindy · Post by **jneilvindy** » Sun Nov 30, 2014 4:10 pm

^Rhino! wrote:
unjonharley wrote:
jneilvindy wrote:Talking beef has made me hungry....

Does the same for me.....what a mooo-ving experience.

holly cow.. now everyone is hungry..

Talking beef is never a bum steer.

Alright guys... I think we've herd enough.

They will probably keep this bull up till the cows come home.

You kids ready to roundup a few more cattle puns, so the pun-ishment can really begin?

I think the puns have been milked dry!
These puns are enough to turn a cows tripe..
Not to blow my own longhorn here, but these puns have stampeded the blues for TinkerMom. Our cattle drive is done.

Somebody save me a seat at the saloon!

Yeah I think it's time we did a big round up of these puns, slap a brand-name on them and then sit back and count all the moo-la rolling in

cow-modification at it's finest!

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