The person below me

[ranger magnum]

There are other things in my head that give rise to great concerns, and earworms are not one of them.

Tpbm has a craving for good, and I mean fucking GOOD bbq.

[theCryptofishist]

Not this moment.
TPBM has great sympathy for the loss I feel when I look at the 2 hour and 24 minute gap between my post and the one of tpbm. Why wasn't I seen? and if you're going to plonk me, I have no quarrel. If you're going to plonk me, and be tpbm fucking look at the post and respond to it, not to the one I responded to.

[southern crone]

Sorry for your feeling of loss, theCryptofishist. Perhaps tpbm was reading down the list of tpbm's and didn't realize your comment was on the next page.

Tpbm is beginning to plan their health routine in preparation for 2015 Burning Man.

[Eric]

1) Get health insurance reinstated (long story)



tbpm has a huge pile of laundry and no quarters

[GreyCoyote]

And a big fooking pile of laundry it is, too! Fortunately my machine doesnt need quarters, so I need another excuse.

TPBM is thinking of renaming their cat "Larry".

[MFOB]

I don't have a cat, but those pussies sure are comforting. If I had one, I would name her, er... the cat. Jarry (Jim and Larry)

TPBM had Sushi within the last week.

[theCryptofishist]

Not since NYE 91 or 92. Went to a party in a warehouse where they chainsawed then burned a racoon they found (already dead).
tpbm has another warehouse party story.

[Eric]

last warehouse party I went to was a crazy "rent party" in the early 90s with the freaks of SF. I don't actually remember enough to have stories (and I still don't know how I got out when the cops raided the place)



tpbm has a better memory than me

[Simon of the Playa]

I have a semi photographic memory. There are glitches. Namely my keys and my phone, it is a neverending struggle to locate where i put them down.

Tpbm remembers phone numbers still in their mind instead of a contact list.

[shroom]

a lot of them
tpbm is ready for christmas

[BAS]

Not really. I am ready for this year to be over, however.

TPBM has big plans for New Year.

[Eric]

I work for a nightclub - all I have is big plans for NYE. It's a work night for me - luckily I get paid to get drunk at work.



tpbm also has a job that let's them get drunk at work

[ranger magnum]

I could, but I don't really ever drink, save for a beer every month or two.

Tpbm uses their crock pot frequently....

[lucky420]

I use pot frequently

TPBM is related to someone infamous

[Eric]

President Andrew Johnson, the first President to be impeached by the House (he was acquitted by the Senate)


tpbm is related to a famous celebrity

[theCryptofishist]

my mother had a cousin who married someone who later made the FBI's most wanted list.
My father is in wikipedia...
ipbm can explain why I can't type the letter p without it dumping my entire post.

[Ratty]

That's way beyond my computeracy. No clue here.

Tpbm wasted their whole day today Saturday, and plans to do the same tomorrow Sunday.

[southern crone]

I spent 10 hours standing Saturday. I plan to stay off my feet and be lazy as possible Sunday, with the exception of laundry and painting.

TPBM can think of better things to do while staying off their feet.

[Thecatman]

Taking a "road trip" so I'll be sitting most of the time


TPBM suspects that the Green Bay Packers and Oregon Ducks have some sponsoring by John Deere

[theCryptofishist]

I refuse to think about either one. Except I like it that the Packers are owned by the town, not by billionaire, drama-seeking meglomaniacs. I hate them because I had an asshole boyfriend who loved them.
tpbm is glad I didn't get right below southern crone and answer the foot question.

[southern crone]

I enjoy your wit either above or below me.

TPBM has one last gift to find for that special someone in their life.

[Eric]

I don't do mandatory presents, so no gifts need to be found. People will get random gifts randomly throughout the year when I find something that makes me think of them, just like I've been doing for the last 15 or so years.


If tpbm could go back to school right now with no financial worries, what would be their dream subject to study?

[BeeWeeDee]

Dentistry. Especially where I could get good at doing root canals, then open a practice where I could eventually lure a former supervisor into the chair and inject a fake, non-numbing Novocaine into her soft palate with a dull needle and proceed to drill into the nerve slow and methodically.

tpbm is a happy, sane, loving, at peace with themselves type.

[shroom]

most of the time
TPBM is trying to resist wishing bad upon their ex (like i am, it's really hard)

[theCryptofishist]

I did okay today. I'd still trade him in for my dead husband, however.
tpbm just did their last piece of holiday prep.

[southern crone]

Yes, made it to the grocery store after work. My share of Christmas dinner is German Chocolate cake, string bean casserole and deviled eggs.

TPBM has a favorite dish they like to share with friends and family.

[BAS]

My cooking is something to be avoided, but my dad did make oyster dressing for Christmas and that is a favorite of mine.

TPBM has a secret crush on the person above me.

[lucky420]

Well no but I'm sure southern crone is a lovely person and I do enjoy reading sc's posts.

TPBM has a not so secret crush on another eplayan

[shroom]

i don't maybe i should

TPBM is stuffed on holiday leftovers

[theCryptofishist]

Nope. Haven't eaten properly in two days.
tpbm had an upsetting experience last time they went to the movies.