The Bar

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 5:33 pm

stuart wrote:Dbl Makers for Tisha

how do you take that?

Straight up? Hmmmmmmmm..... boggles the mind...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 5:35 pm

Samtzu, I have been meaning to ask you about that, uh, thing in your mouth....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 5:38 pm

buckethead alien wrote:Samtzu, I have been meaning to ask you about that, uh, thing in your mouth....

No... it's not Woodrow... It's a cigar... Dominican... the best available here. Well, for the price.... and, no, I don't know the Dominican's name... although he called himself 'Raul'....

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 5:38 pm

buckethead alien wrote:Samtzu, I have been meaning to ask you about that, uh, thing in your mouth....

Woodrow got lonely..... *runs*

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 6:08 pm

Damn some whiskey straight up sounds right.

Anyone pouring or is it self serve at this hour?

Jason

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 6:09 pm

You know what Freud said about cigars: Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Well, I'd like to point out that sometimes it's <u>not</u> a cigar.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 6:10 pm

And on that note

*downs last of the whiskey*

adios

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 6:10 pm

I was actually going to offer samtzu a light.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 6:12 pm

tonytohono wrote:I was actually going to offer samtzu a light.

Good idea, who knows how deep he has it in there!

*Runs again with Sam's whiskey*

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 6:16 pm

buckethead alien wrote:You know what Freud said about cigars: Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Well, I'd like to point out that sometimes it's <u>not</u> a cigar.

If it's not a cigar, then what is it?

I'm confounded by this statement.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 6:18 pm

Well, Woodrow likes to get "Lit Up!!" now and then... but, then again, he's never made it into my mouth. I need to work on my flexability...

No, genuine cigar... and, BHA, I hope that's all it is. Freud be damned!!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 6:56 pm

So I am back. Kinda been pissing around the threads for a half and hour thinking that nothing much is happening and hoping that something starts happening soon, and then I realized, duh, 'maybe you should post something, ya asshole.' Not that that's happening, per se, but at least I am doing something.

Sprite, please. Heh.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 7:01 pm

ha! good call. me too...duh.

sprite comin'up-

sprite??? ya want somethin' in that?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 7:06 pm

Hey! Something is happening!

Nah, I don't drink that crap. I just remember this freaky little penguin in an animated advertisment that used to show before movies around here intended to entice you to visit the snack bar. "Snack Canyon," I think it was called, and at one point the little penguin says, "Sprite, please" in this squeeky little voice. Fucking can't look at a can of Sprite without thinking of this stupid little penguin.

(Could this have been one of Stuart's early works?)

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 7:11 pm

hey...uh. whatcha been smokin' there, bucket?

and where's the rest?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 7:14 pm

Somebody say smokin? I want in...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 7:14 pm

tisha2 wrote:hey...uh. whatcha been smokin' there, bucket?

and where's the rest?

Okay, I am rolling on the floor here. You mean to tell me you've never heard of "Snack Canyon?" Sheee-it.

I'll have one of whatever you're having.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 7:15 pm

I remember snack canyon! Intermission time at the drive in... Mountains of popcorn and Milk Duds and licorice and whatever else you want to throw up on... God how I wanted to live in snack canyon! And that lovely intermission jingle...

Why not visit the concession stand, NOW!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 7:17 pm

Fuckin' A, bro-heme! Yeah! Snack-Fuckin' Canyon. As I remember it the plot revolved around these stupid fucking penguins roaming around the the desert.

By the waaay, I bet you can't guess where Tisha is right now, Sensei!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 7:18 pm

?

I demand to know where Tish is. Immediately.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 7:22 pm

*runs in flushed and sweaty from visual/virtual seacom residue*

what did i miss??...what was i thinking...???

*bangs head on bar and slumps to floor whimpering*

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 7:23 pm

Sensei's off to dinner break... I'll be back.

If Robbidobbs comes in here, tell her I waited and waited...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 7:24 pm

Yeah, baby!

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 7:31 pm

"Bartender!"

"Howdy. I'd like to start a tab. Is that OK?

"...WHAT!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN I ALREADY HAVE A TAB!!!"

"$516 dollars!!! FOR WHAT!!!"

"That's it! That's the last time I let you guys use my credit card!"

stomp stomp stomp CCCRREEAAAKKK SLAM!!

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 7:38 pm

PS- Rian

Do the Con.

A fundraiser only lasts one night.

The mental scarring from a good SantaCon can have you waking up screaming for YEARS.

And if the enthusiasm, people, and planning is any indication- we are going to fucking DEVASTATE the NW TriCities.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 8:06 pm

*drags ass in from a rough night at Jiffy Lube*

Well, off to my tent. See ya in the morning.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 8:09 pm

I finally made it Sensei.

Sensei?

Fuck, I'll just sit here and wait.

I need a beer anyway.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 8:30 pm

awww...whatsamatter bucket?? can't take it? i can't believe yer just gonna leave me hangin' like that.

whatever.

here's a brewski for ya, robbi. what's shakin', babe? sensei'll be back... (they always come back...)

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 8:32 pm

oh, and sorry about the tab, there, Rob...Rian (speaking from yer head and all) said it was okay... no worries. the british are gonna take care of it.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 8:39 pm

* Sensei enters out-of-breath *

Well, that sucked. I think I'm too late once again...

Tish hon, how 'bout a St. Pauli? The beer sucks but I like the label.