The Bar 2015 Edition
- theCryptofishist
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The Bar 2015 Edition
Blurr your way through your hangover and post...
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
- Bin Noddin
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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition
Oh, what is this shiny, sparkly new establishment?
I think it worthwhile, in the spirit of new beginings, to go back nearly ten years to the honorable founder of this institution and remind ourselves what it's about. What'll it be?
I think it worthwhile, in the spirit of new beginings, to go back nearly ten years to the honorable founder of this institution and remind ourselves what it's about. What'll it be?
Well kids,
I was just appreciating how much this here Eplaya
is like the real playa with the witty conversation, and the
mayhem, and the diverse opinions; being able to jump from one
camp (thread) to another...just realized that besides
the dust, there was something missing....hey! Where's my
fucking drink?!
SO - I take my needs into my own hands...
Welcome to the Eplaya Bar! Tish the Dish, the Hostess with the
Mostess at your service! She is plenty experienced (you heard me)
and pretty darn hot to boot. Step right up, pull up a barstool
and have a seat. The bar is fully stocked and lookee there!
A hundred kegs with every beer you've ever wanted on tap!
Act appropriately (as defined by you of course) and no puking!
What'll it be, baby?
"I have gobs of mustard and ketchup on the front of my shirt, which does not make me a hot dog." Sam A. McKeen
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I wonder how many babies were served in ten years. 

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Fuck Im Good Just Ask Me
- Bin Noddin
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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition
I think Foxfur has a recipe for babies. If they're too thin, he wraps them in bacon. Serve with homemade cornbread and chana masala.
"I have gobs of mustard and ketchup on the front of my shirt, which does not make me a hot dog." Sam A. McKeen
- Simon of the Playa
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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition
Hey! Nice digs!!
I can't wait to see and hear of the antics that will be in this Bar!
I can't wait to see and hear of the antics that will be in this Bar!
....the password is pineapple.........
Just throw it on the fire! It will kill it or cure it!!
Just throw it on the fire! It will kill it or cure it!!
- lucky420
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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition
Hola motherfuckers!
YAY for the new bar!
*commences weird dancing*

YAY for the new bar!
*commences weird dancing*
Oh my god, it's HUGE!
- ygmir
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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition
*reaches up out of floor grate, thumps Juke*
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- lucky420
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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition
I'm confused. Why are you under the floor Yg? Come up here...
Oh my god, it's HUGE!
- maryanimal
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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition
Happy New Year everyone! An eclectic new place! My special bloody Marys for everyone!
Sometimes I'm confused by what I think is really obvious. But what I think is really obvious obviously isn't obvious.
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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition
Gonna have to get accustomed to writing 2015 on my checks now. Yeah! I still write checks to pay bills
My cats are cuter than your grandkids!
"Government is not the solution to our problems, government is the problem." Ronald Reagan
"Government is not the solution to our problems, government is the problem." Ronald Reagan
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*scurries about in tunnels of old, from the "before time".......still hearing faint echoes of OMWs..........almost noticeable footprints of "the people"....... noting dusty stuff in storage: ABB, ADM, Spank o matic.............wax figures of previous denizens.....so lifelike.....
well, I wonder what permutations will occur?
well, I wonder what permutations will occur?
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- Tin Halo
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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition
Sipping on Irish cream throughout the day. Totally unmotivated.
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Happy New Year! Nice bar. Forget the tunnels Ygmir, it's time to swing from the rafters.
Re: The Bar 2015 Edition
no hangover here, but i've been lazy all day. cheers!
"Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must first set yourself on fire."~~Fred Shero
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Nice! Can't wait to see what happens when Elorrum visits the new Bar! (She has a flair for decorating) It does need a few touches-of-Playa and the ECM, at the very least.
*pulls out solar fan, turns it on, tosses a handful of Playa dust into the spinning blades*
formerly, Triken
keep on triken' Mamma!
Triken' ma blues away.....
Theatre is Life
Cinema is Art
Television is Furniture
keep on triken' Mamma!
Triken' ma blues away.....
Theatre is Life
Cinema is Art
Television is Furniture
- MyDearFriend
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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition
Just worked through the worst shift of my life with a champagne hangover, yikes. Now for some of TinkerMom's Apple Pie with a side order of dust...








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"BTW I'm not your wife so don't lie to me." -Ratty
Re: The Bar 2015 Edition
Here's a nice pic of Jerome in the snow.
Nice to look at from a cozy, warm room...
Nice to look at from a cozy, warm room...
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formerly, Triken
keep on triken' Mamma!
Triken' ma blues away.....
Theatre is Life
Cinema is Art
Television is Furniture
keep on triken' Mamma!
Triken' ma blues away.....
Theatre is Life
Cinema is Art
Television is Furniture
- MyDearFriend
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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition
Oh man, my mornings usually go something like this:
......
But today, I have lost count. No clue. Still waiting for some smiles.
Good morning Bar.

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But today, I have lost count. No clue. Still waiting for some smiles.
Good morning Bar.
"Burning Man ruined my life as I knew it, and I have never been happier." -mgb327
"BTW I'm not your wife so don't lie to me." -Ratty
"BTW I'm not your wife so don't lie to me." -Ratty
Re: The Bar 2015 Edition
Here are some virtual smiles for you, MyDearFriend... I hope they help tide you over 'til you get some real 3 dimensional ones from people around you






























formerly, Triken
keep on triken' Mamma!
Triken' ma blues away.....
Theatre is Life
Cinema is Art
Television is Furniture
keep on triken' Mamma!
Triken' ma blues away.....
Theatre is Life
Cinema is Art
Television is Furniture
- Simon of the Playa
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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition
this bar is too fancy for an "Army Of Dirt Bags"
i'll be in the corner, messing shit up.
i'll be in the corner, messing shit up.
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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition
We need a couch!
"Fuck yo couch"
No, we really need a couch!
"Fuck yo couch"
No, we really need a couch!
Oh my god, it's HUGE!
- Simon of the Playa
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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition
this style is hot.
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Frida Be You & Me
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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition
they moved it in for no charge...
the corner looked like a nice place....
the corner looked like a nice place....
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Frida Be You & Me
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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition
But of course, I have the Apple Pie on tap here!MyDearFriend wrote:Just worked through the worst shift of my life with a champagne hangover, yikes. Now for some of TinkerMom's Apple Pie with a side order of dust...
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....the password is pineapple.........
Just throw it on the fire! It will kill it or cure it!!
Just throw it on the fire! It will kill it or cure it!!
- Captain Goddammit
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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition
Can you get steak and eggs with a good Bloody Mary at this place?
GreyCoyote: "At this rate it wont be long before he is Admiral Fukkit."
- Simon of the Playa
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i would hope so.
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