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The Bar 2015 Edition

Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Jan 01, 2015 10:20 am

Blurr your way through your hangover and post...
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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition

Post by Bin Noddin » Thu Jan 01, 2015 11:14 am

Oh, what is this shiny, sparkly new establishment?

I think it worthwhile, in the spirit of new beginings, to go back nearly ten years to the honorable founder of this institution and remind ourselves what it's about. What'll it be?
Well kids,

I was just appreciating how much this here Eplaya
is like the real playa with the witty conversation, and the
mayhem, and the diverse opinions; being able to jump from one
camp (thread) to another...just realized that besides
the dust, there was something missing....hey! Where's my
fucking drink?!

SO - I take my needs into my own hands...

Welcome to the Eplaya Bar! Tish the Dish, the Hostess with the
Mostess at your service! She is plenty experienced (you heard me)
and pretty darn hot to boot. Step right up, pull up a barstool
and have a seat. The bar is fully stocked and lookee there!
A hundred kegs with every beer you've ever wanted on tap!

Act appropriately (as defined by you of course) and no puking!

What'll it be, baby?
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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition

Post by FIGJAM » Thu Jan 01, 2015 11:33 am

I wonder how many babies were served in ten years. :lol:
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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition

Post by Bin Noddin » Thu Jan 01, 2015 11:36 am

I think Foxfur has a recipe for babies. If they're too thin, he wraps them in bacon. Serve with homemade cornbread and chana masala.
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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition

Post by Simon of the Playa » Thu Jan 01, 2015 11:47 am

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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition

Post by TinkerMom » Thu Jan 01, 2015 12:31 pm

Hey! Nice digs!!

I can't wait to see and hear of the antics that will be in this Bar!
....the password is pineapple.........

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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition

Post by lucky420 » Thu Jan 01, 2015 1:24 pm

Hola motherfuckers! :D


YAY for the new bar!


*commences weird dancing*
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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition

Post by ygmir » Thu Jan 01, 2015 2:50 pm

*reaches up out of floor grate, thumps Juke*
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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition

Post by lucky420 » Thu Jan 01, 2015 2:59 pm

I'm confused. Why are you under the floor Yg? Come up here...
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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition

Post by maryanimal » Thu Jan 01, 2015 3:02 pm

Happy New Year everyone! An eclectic new place! My special bloody Marys for everyone!
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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition

Post by Thecatman » Thu Jan 01, 2015 3:30 pm

Gonna have to get accustomed to writing 2015 on my checks now. Yeah! I still write checks to pay bills
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Post by ygmir » Thu Jan 01, 2015 3:33 pm

*scurries about in tunnels of old, from the "before time".......still hearing faint echoes of OMWs..........almost noticeable footprints of "the people"....... noting dusty stuff in storage: ABB, ADM, Spank o matic.............wax figures of previous denizens.....so lifelike.....

well, I wonder what permutations will occur?
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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition

Post by Sunbeam56 » Thu Jan 01, 2015 3:56 pm

Game on!
Commodification is here... lets do this!
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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition

Post by Savannah » Thu Jan 01, 2015 4:19 pm

:mrgreen: ¡Happy New Year! :mrgreen:
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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition

Post by Tin Halo » Thu Jan 01, 2015 5:20 pm

Sipping on Irish cream throughout the day. Totally unmotivated.
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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition

Post by Elliot » Thu Jan 01, 2015 5:40 pm

:D
I brought some thrift store furnishings for the new Bar. Sorry about the ugly chairs, but they will serve until we find some better ones.
Note the staircase. No more climbing that rickety ladder to get up to the pool on the roof!

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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition

Post by southern crone » Thu Jan 01, 2015 7:37 pm

Happy New Year! Nice bar. Forget the tunnels Ygmir, it's time to swing from the rafters.
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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition

Post by shroom » Thu Jan 01, 2015 7:45 pm

no hangover here, but i've been lazy all day. cheers!
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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition

Post by Patsh » Thu Jan 01, 2015 7:52 pm

Elliot wrote::D
I brought some thrift store furnishings for the new Bar. Sorry about the ugly chairs, but they will serve until we find some better ones.
Note the staircase. No more climbing that rickety ladder to get up to the pool on the roof!

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Nice! Can't wait to see what happens when Elorrum visits the new Bar! (She has a flair for decorating) It does need a few touches-of-Playa and the ECM, at the very least.

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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition

Post by MyDearFriend » Thu Jan 01, 2015 7:55 pm

Just worked through the worst shift of my life with a champagne hangover, yikes. Now for some of TinkerMom's Apple Pie with a side order of dust...

8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition

Post by Patsh » Thu Jan 01, 2015 8:01 pm

Here's a nice pic of Jerome in the snow.
Nice to look at from a cozy, warm room...
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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition

Post by MyDearFriend » Fri Jan 02, 2015 6:24 am

Oh man, my mornings usually go something like this:

:coffee:
......

:coffee: :coffee:

:? :?

:coffee: :coffee: :coffee:

8) 8) 8)

But today, I have lost count. No clue. Still waiting for some smiles.

Good morning Bar.
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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition

Post by Patsh » Fri Jan 02, 2015 6:29 am

Here are some virtual smiles for you, MyDearFriend... I hope they help tide you over 'til you get some real 3 dimensional ones from people around you

:) :P :D :lol: :mrgreen: :lol: :D :P :)

:) :P :D :lol: :mrgreen: :lol: :D :P :)

:) :P :D :lol: :mrgreen: :lol: :D :P :)
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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition

Post by Simon of the Playa » Fri Jan 02, 2015 7:28 am

this bar is too fancy for an "Army Of Dirt Bags"


i'll be in the corner, messing shit up.
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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition

Post by lucky420 » Fri Jan 02, 2015 7:57 am

We need a couch!

"Fuck yo couch"

No, we really need a couch!
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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition

Post by Simon of the Playa » Fri Jan 02, 2015 8:32 am

this style is hot.
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Fri Jan 02, 2015 8:36 am

they moved it in for no charge...

the corner looked like a nice place....
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Post by TinkerMom » Fri Jan 02, 2015 8:52 am

MyDearFriend wrote:Just worked through the worst shift of my life with a champagne hangover, yikes. Now for some of TinkerMom's Apple Pie with a side order of dust...

8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
But of course, I have the Apple Pie on tap here!

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
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Re: The Bar 2015 Edition

Post by Captain Goddammit » Fri Jan 02, 2015 9:00 am

Can you get steak and eggs with a good Bloody Mary at this place?
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Fri Jan 02, 2015 9:07 am

i would hope so.
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