The Bar

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 8:42 pm

tisha2 wrote:oh, and sorry about the tab, there, Rob...Rian (speaking from yer head and all) said it was okay... no worries. the british are gonna take care of it.

The British are coming?
The British are coming!

Quick, mop up in the tea biscuit isle!
Bloody wankers...

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 8:48 pm

Jaeger and ice cream please......I'll soon be in the land of the Boston Tea Party...... Ya Boston... home of the ...what was that team again?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 8:51 pm

Rob, ya' gotta work on Rian. She'll hem and haw (?) if I try to argue with her, but a word from you can and probably will make the difference.

PM her about this. Repeatedly. Seriously.

I think Guin is in; she's workin' on an elf costume, I think. But then I thought Rian was doing the same, and then... Lydia is a'woikin', I'm afraid.

Anyhoo, this pimpin' Santa won round 1 with the boss! I be Portland bound! You Portland mafia types owe Sensei bigtime! I expect hookers and booze from minute 1...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 8:57 pm

st. pauli fer sensei ( yah - she's hot). of course it sucked. it's better in here...
oh - and i gotcher hookers and beer right here, baby.

yeah, rob. by sea. hide the tea!

i'm not even gonna answer that cowboy, but here's yer jaeger and ice cream (hey - that sounds kinda good!)

okay. i'm off y'all - get to hang out in a real bar tonight!

later, kids - watch the bar Cowboy?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 9:12 pm

boston cowboys? No that's not right. Oooh~ice cream, I want in....

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 9:14 pm

oh, and yeah, i think you're right tisha....

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 10:01 pm

Back from the writers group.

Our writing objective this week was to describe a member of your family (or a fictitious family) trying to deal with a bad-tempered relative.In my case it was completely ficticious. Let me know what you think. It is a bit serious for in the bar but I wanted to share.

Crack! It spilled out into the room and the hall with such explosive force. Then again, crack! Then began the pleading. I could hear this through my door. I swear I could hear the air moving throughout the house when he raised his hand to her. I could feel that wind racing across the ugly shag carpeting with that nasty olive drab coloring. Wrapping around the torn and ragged easy chair resting into the kitchen where my mother lie bleeding with my father standing over her.

This had been a standard in our house for many years. Dad felt himself to be some glorious banker rather than factory worker he really was. He dragged his stocky frame home every night reeking of sweat and metal and plopped at the table like he had done tonight. He would start working on the numbers looking for a reason. So here we are tonight and Mom is again pleading and father is already crying as his hand cocks back for another swing. The only thing she did was buy steaks for dinner to celebrate the promotion.

Whoosh! Crack!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 10:02 pm

Back from the writers group.

Our writing objective this week was to describe a member of your family (or a fictitious family) trying to deal with a bad-tempered relative.In my case it was completely ficticious. Let me know what you think. It is a bit serious for in the bar but I wanted to share.

Crack! It spilled out into the room and the hall with such explosive force. Then again, crack! Then began the pleading. I could hear this through my door. I swear I could hear the air moving throughout the house when he raised his hand to her. I could feel that wind racing across the ugly shag carpeting with that nasty olive drab coloring. Wrapping around the torn and ragged easy chair resting into the kitchen where my mother lie bleeding with my father standing over her.

This had been a standard in our house for many years. Dad felt himself to be some glorious banker rather than factory worker he really was. He dragged his stocky frame home every night reeking of sweat and metal and plopped at the table like he had done tonight. He would start working on the numbers looking for a reason. So here we are tonight and Mom is again pleading and father is already crying as his hand cocks back for another swing. The only thing she did was buy steaks for dinner to celebrate the promotion.

Whoosh! Crack!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 10:10 pm

Sorry bout the double post. Things moving mighty slow.

Jason

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:25 am

wow. intense babe.

makes me want more whiskey.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:12 am

Good god I'm drunk.

But I have chicken to eat. Oooooh yeah, baby... I gots me some chicken.

We had a full fucking house for the PREVIEw and someone came out at intermission to give us a $100 donation (the theater is on the brink of losing it's space. fucking fire marshall FUCK! no one has burned alive in that fucking space YET!)

Hey, where the fuck is everyone? You pussies don't party on a thursday night?? FUCK YOU!

I need more chicken...

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:24 am

Wanna know what rawks? Working in a theater with a bar and a cast discount. RAWKS!

Excuse me while I pour myself another vodka cranberry...

What also rawks is that one of our band had a gig after the show one block away in one of the diviest dives around. Soul music, baby. Drinking more and shaking my groove thang. Oh shit... I think I left my groove thang at the bar...

Flirting with the band? RAWKS!
Dancing my ass off? RAWKS!
Spanking the cast as they shake their groove thangs? You bet it fucking RAWKS!

Eating chicken is also a fine experience.

HOWEVER, discovering myself to be alone on the eplaya (ok... there are three "guests" which amounts to three gutless motherfuckers who won't even commit to a login...) that does NOT RAWK! It is the anti-rawk of experiences. You fuckers are obligated to entertain my ass, dammit!

Fuck you! Fuck you!

More chicken...

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:42 am

For those of you interested (and I know you are out there) the chicken was whole roasted, stuffed with onions which I am also eating. I'm dipping each tender morsel into a dab of sweet and hot stone ground mustard. It's really yummy.

I would like to state for the record that our costume designer for the show is completely fucking nuts.

I have been wearing these ENORMOUS fucking drawstring pants (nearly everyone else in the show is wearing sexy jeans) and this billowy shirt... in other words FAT CLOTHES. I finally resorted to tieing a scarf around my waist to give me a bit of a figure. I have been complaining somewhat bitterly about my fat suit costume...

Tonight I get in and the director (somewhat apologetically, I thought) says "There's a new costume for you. You don't have to wear it..."

What the fuck? I look on the rack and there is this fucking HUGE fucking MUMU - it's basically a giant golden potato sack... there's room for three or four Lydias in this thing. I walk out on stage and the rest of the cast expresses an opinion along the lines of "What the fuck is THAT??"

It was BAAAAD.

I was promptly sent into the dressing room to change into the old costume. I love that costume now. I've seen the alternative.

Oops. I might just have eaten a little too much chicken...

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:58 am

Uh... damn, y'all. Sorry about the mess.

The band is fuckin CUTE! All of them. I'm making a play. That's right with ALL OF THEM.

One of 'em is likely to respond. Probably the guitarist 'cause he has a goofy sense of humor. And I think y'all would agree that anyone who hooks up with me is probably gonna need one...

Aw fuckit... doesn't matter either way... I flirted like hell and it was fun. I danced with EVERYONE and got dirty with it.

It's been a damn long time since I danced like that. I've worked with some of these people for freakin' ever. And every so often there would be this moment of eye contact and it was like they were saying "It's good to have you back."

It was very good to be back.

Ugh. I may never eat chicken again...

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 3:03 am

Joel, I see yer ass out there! Get the fuck in here!

I can't figure out how to work this fucking coffee maker...

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 3:06 am

Oh, fine.

Be that way.

*passes out under a table*

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 3:22 am

Lydia Love wrote:Joel, I see yer ass out there! Get the fuck in here!

I can't figure out how to work this fucking coffee maker...

me?

let me give you a hand

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 3:58 am

Lydia Love wrote:Oh, fine.

Be that way.

*passes out under a table*

She's too fuckin funny.

Not the fuck thread huh? Is there any coffee?

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 4:14 am

DVD Burner wrote:
Lydia Love wrote:Oh, fine.

Be that way.

*passes out under a table*
She's too fuckin funny.

Not the fuck thread huh? Is there any coffee?

yes, and don't mind that acidic taste, it is my own special brew.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 4:44 am

~wakes on floor in front of expired fireplace~

Hmmm.... an ankle bracelet in my hand?
Face feels all tight, like glazed donut.

~rises to hands & knees, peeks over up-turned table~

Lydia fast asleep. Hmmpf. Freaking lightweight!

~fully rises grinds beans, starts percolator~

Hey! a perfectly good chicken skeleton is in the garbage can!

~fists skeleton for mock-pirates hook gag, looks happy w/it & exits~

amnesia · Post by **amnesia** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 5:08 am

~ tent flap opens, closes~

Hey! Anybody in here?!

~samtzu looks up from directing a one person Punch & Judy play with SOMEONE hidden behind bar except for left hand holding a black-jack & the right wearing a chicken skeleton~

Oh, right. Carrion!

I gotta get going.. just help myself to some o' dis here joe....

~backs out door, holding folding chair over butt~

paps · Post by **paps** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 5:11 am

Are you gonna eat that?!

~koshes chicken-hand, drags onto plate, exits bar~

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 5:13 am

[sign stuck to back that says "kick me I'm a virgin"]

mmmmmorning! coffee, thanks. no time to play.....

[dashes out door, scanning horizon for yellow bus]

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 5:42 am

It's amazing the fun you can have with chicken carcasses... I'm gonna save these things and do a puppet show based on Adam Smith's Wealth of Nations I'm thinking of putting Malthus in the subplot.... should be moving...

Is that coffee I smell? Yeeeowwie!!! Look at the time!!

Ohhhhh..... Look at the floor. Is that Lovely Lydia under the table? Hmmmm.... wonder if I can wake her with a kiss *Smack*...... well... guess not.... wonder if I could waken her with a shovel to the side of the head? Doubt it.... Cast parties, *sigh*... they do take a toll on one...

Catch ya' later, y'all.... Does someone have a blanket to throw over Lydia? That would be nice....

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 5:52 am

Ahh...coffee. That seems to be all I get in this place.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 5:53 am

What the fuck happened to my avatar? Guess this means it's time for a new one.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 6:10 am

sputnik wrote:What the fuck happened to my avatar? Guess this means it's time for a new one.

sputnik, server crash.

have some coffee.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 6:17 am

Thanks Joel. Go away for a while and the whole world changes, doesn't it. Good reason to go avatar shopping. This is a good one for now.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 6:18 am

sputnik wrote:Thanks Joel. Go away for a while and the whole world changes, doesn't it. Good reason to go avatar shopping. This is a good one for now.

nice hat

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 7:37 am

Here's the full size image

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